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Ponce
15th December 2011, 12:54 AM
This is from a private email from my hand theraphist........no link.
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Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones! Last
month, Montreal University and scientists released the results of a recent
analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should
take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer
contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking
enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 pints of beer within a one (1) hour
period.


It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these
men :

1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally, and
8) Had to sit down while urinating.

Glass
15th December 2011, 02:27 AM
yup that sounds about right.

Neuro
15th December 2011, 03:15 AM
Ponce? That was funny! Hhahahahahahaah!

BrewTech
15th December 2011, 07:23 AM
After I read the thread title I was like >:(

Then I read the post and I was like :D::)

muffin
15th December 2011, 08:12 AM
I was wondering why mouse got so annoying when he's been drinking. Now I know! So glad I don't have to deal with women :D