Never cheat on a Tatoo artist...

[joboo]

Baaahahahahaa. OMFG....priceless.

Tattoo artist Ryan Fitzgerald from Dayton, OH was hit with a $100,000 lawsuit last week by his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent. She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it.

Apparently, Ryan found out that Rossie had cheated with a long-time friend of his, but instead of confronting her about it he acted like everything was normal and hatched a plan for revenge. Originally, Rossie tried to have Ryan charged with assault, but the ingenious tattoo artist had covered his bases by plying Rossie with wine and tequila shots and getting her to sign a consent form that stated the design was “at the artist’s discretion.”

No word from Rossie on whether the illicit night of passion with Ryan’s friend was worth it. Moral of the story? Never cheat on a tattoo artist.
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http://early-onset-of-night.tumblr.com/post/13348728615/tattoo-artist-ryan-fitzgerald-from-dayton-oh-was

[Twisted Titan]

Holy Sheet

[Cebu_4_2]

I read that the artist had her sign a paper that said that any tattoo is at the discretion of the artist.

[Neuro]

I read that the artist had her sign a paper that said that any tattoo is at the discretion of the artist.

Yeah I don't think she has much of a case! Shit happens! Hahahahahhh!

[osoab]

http://gold-silver.us/forum/showthread.php?56360-Tattoo-gone-wrong!

http://gold-silver.us/forum/showthread.php?56285-Best-tattoo-of-the-week!

I really think the lesson in this whole story is about "contracts".

[steyr_m]

Hoax -- read the link

http://ugliesttattoos.failblog.org/2011/12/03/funny-tattoos-hilarious-five-year-olds-everywhere/

[Cebu_4_2]

Claim: A woman sued her ex-boyfriend for surreptitiously tattooing a pile of excrement on her back.

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Example: [Collected via e-mail, November 2011]

Tattoo artist Ryan Fitzgerald from Dayton, OH was hit with a $100,000 lawsuit last week by his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent. She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it. It this true?

http://www.snopes.com/photos/bodymods/graphics/narnia.jpg




Origins: In November 2011, news outlets (such as the UK's Sun (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3967502/Tatt-poo-for-cheating.html)) picked up a news story about a "furious woman suing her ex-boyfriend after he tattooed a steaming poo on her back": Rossie Brovent wants £60,000 in damages from Ryan Fitzjerald.

Rossie, from Dayton, Ohio, US, wanted a scene from the Narnia trilogy inked on her back.

Instead she was left with a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it.

Tattoo artist Ryan turned rogue after discovering that Rossie had cheated on him with his best friend.

Rossie originally tried to have her ex-lover charged with assault but she had signed a consent form agreeing the tattoo design was "at the artist's discretion".

She said: "He tricked me by drinking a bottle of cheap wine with me and doing tequila shots before I signed it and got the tattoo."

"Actually I was passed out for most of the time, and woke up to this horrible image on my back."
However, as other news outlets (such as the Daily Mail (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2067810/Is-Rossie-Brovent-suing-ex-boyfriend-inking-flies-buzzing-excrement-back.html?ITO=1490)) found after investigating the story, it didn't pan out — the proffered photograph was a much older one that had originally appeared in a different context and had since been reused to illustrate a fabricated backstory. As the Smoking Gun (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/poop-tattoo-story-is-crap-8764319) noted: The photo appears legitimate. In fact, it first surfaced online about 18 months ago as part of a "Worst Tattoo of the Day" post on the blog I Am Bored.

The image reappeared this week — complete with a backstory about the fractured love of "Rossie" and "Ryan" — on a sketchy "weird news" web site that appears to be dedicated to ginning up its Google AdSense impressions.

A review of court indices, of course, shows no such civil complaint has ever been filed (either in federal or state court) by "Brovent." James Druber, administrator of the Montgomery County Common Pleas Court (where Dayton residents file their six-figure complaints), said that he had heard nothing about the purported tattoo lawsuit.

Records for Dayton and Montgomery County show no evidence that "Fitzjerald" (or "Fitzgerald") has been licensed as a tattoo parlor operator or employee, according to Alan Pierce, an official with the Public Health department.
Last updated: 30 November 2011

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http://www.snopes.com/images/content-divider.gif http://www.snopes.com/images/template/icon-sources.gifSources:

Duell, Mark. "The Truth About the Girl with the 'Poop' Tattoo." Daily Mail. 29 November 2011. The Sun. "Tatt-Poo for Cheating." 29 November 2011.

[gunDriller]

she could always say it's a candle, and that those are angels flying around it.