So, regarding Ponce and Silver Art's TP bet...

[madfranks]

It's pretty obvious now that Silver Art is going to be the winner of three rolls out of Ponce's TP stash, but considering how far off silver is to $50 at this junction, I propose that if the price of silver closes the end of the year below $25, since that's half of Ponce's projected price, he should owe Silver Art double the TP, six rolls instead of three. C'mon Ponce, what do you think?

[Serpo]

Of course ,it goes without saying...................;D

[ximmy]

No way, the deal was for 3 rolls.. it doesn't matter if it closes at 1 dollar or 500.00 dollars the original bet stands...
BTW, the year isn't over, I still think it will close over 50...:p

[willie pete]

....Has anyone determined or found anything in the contract between the parties that stipulate the TP in question MUST be unused?

[zap]

I talked to Art a while back in chat he will be here on Jan 1, 2012 to collect his tp.

[Ponce]

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GUYS.......maybe he will forget about the bet heheheheheheeheh.

[Serpo]

I talked to Art a while back in chat he will be here on Jan 1, 2012 to collect his tp.

Did you say Jan 1...............OK;D

[solid]

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GUYS.......maybe he will forget about the bet heheheheheheeheh.

Ponce, you are going to have to man up, and honor the bet. :) No TP shenanigans, we're watching you! :)

[JJ.G0ldD0t]

I talked to Art a while back in chat he will be here on Jan 1, 2012 to collect his tp.


Epic Thread Day is coming!

[madfranks]

No way, the deal was for 3 rolls.. it doesn't matter if it closes at 1 dollar or 500.00 dollars the original bet stands...

Well of course the original bet stands, they don't have to listen to me, but I was thinking since Art won by such a large margin that Ponce might treat him to a few extra rolls. Of all the people in the world, I'm sure Ponce has a few rolls to spare! ;D

[ximmy]

Well of course the original bet stands, they don't have to listen to me, but I was thinking since Art won by such a large margin that Ponce might treat him to a few extra rolls. Of all the people in the world, I'm sure Ponce has a few rolls to spare! ;D

when the ship-hits-the-fan, there is no square to spare... :)

[Libertytree]

Personally, I would have stipulated that it be a 4pk of Charmin Super Deluxe Soft and Cushy because for some reason me thinks Ponce warehouses that kind of brownish, thin stuff, one would find in a generic/3rd world banjo or found in some forlorn bathroom in the ghetto.

Who knows though....he might wrap up one of those silver bars he found out in his yard with that special TP?

[Ponce]

Liberty? forget about "Sharming" is sucks, I found one that's 300% better......and the silver bars that I found? it was in the attic and not in the yard...........

The new and supper tp that I found goes by the name of "Smart Buy" it is a off brand and I wrote about this a while back, I sent a email to the company to see about the price and if they will send me, by truck, about 1,000 rolls...tp is better than green backs.

[solid]

You've got over 10,000 posts, Ponce. Cheers!

[Ponce]

That's all? ufffffffffff I must be getting old :)

[Joe King]

Does Ponce have to actually pack and ship 3 of his own rolls, or can he just go order some online for $3.50? The fourth roll would just be "bonus" for Art.


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[Ponce]

A buck a roll? .......are you having a baby or are you going crazy.......ufffffffffffffffffffffffff........the most that I have ever paid for a roll is .25 cents.........and the less .18 cents.

[Joe King]

A buck a roll? .......are you having a baby or are you going crazy.......ufffffffffffffffffffffffff........the most that I have ever paid for a roll is .25 cents.........and the less .18 cents.
Yea, but isn't the convenience of being able to take care of the bet with a couple mouse clicks worth something?

How are you shipping it? USPS? UPS? FEDEX? Carrier pidgeon? It all costs some kinda chicken feed. lol

[croc]

dont be so jewish ponce......... the tp should be silver plated

[Celtic Rogue]

Hey Ponce ... There is a new TP delivery service in North Korea.

They assure me that they can fulfill any size order with a guaranteed overnight delivery service.

Below you will see their state of the art delivery personnel awaiting delivery orders!
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[mick silver]

what about the bet you made with me ponce ... are did you forget . what do you say

[Celtic Rogue]

I remember way back in elementary school... the TP was so bad it had like bits of wood chips embedded into the paper. I hope nobody stockpiled any of that crap LOL no pun intended!

[Ponce]

Mick, with you?........what was the bet?...........Ponce<--------getting old and senile.

[Neuro]

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GUYS.......maybe he will forget about the bet heheheheheheeheh.

Ponce? If, in the unlikely event, he remembers, maybe you could appeal to his humanitarian side, by claiming hardshit...


Heheheheheheee.

[madfranks]

Mick, with you?........what was the bet?...........Ponce<--------getting old and senile.

Hey Ponce I had a bet with you too, don't you remember you said you'd give me all those silver bars you found in your attic, heh heh... ;D

[Ponce]

Franks? I'll have to think about that one, maybe it was truth............but Mick? I would have remember that one, no one messes around with my tp.

[Serpo]

I remember way back in elementary school... the TP was so bad it had like bits of wood chips embedded into the paper. I hope nobody stockpiled any of that crap LOL no pun intended!

I thought fibre was good for you...............

[platinumdude]

So it's officially over. Where thou Art?

[Dogman]

So it's officially over. Where thou Art? He will show when it is time! Think the hard part is going to be for ponce to honor the bet and allow some of his 'treasure' to escape his iron death grip!

[woodman]

remember way back in elementary school... the TP was so bad it had like bits of wood chips embedded into the paper. I hope nobody stockpiled any of that crap LOL no pun intended!

The brand name "Macho Wipe". Never mind the slivers. I think Ponce should sell his toilet paper and use the proceeds to design a bidet using his stream for water pressure.

[Dogman]

The brand name "Macho Wipe". Never mind the slivers. I think Ponce should sell his toilet paper and use the proceeds to design a bidet using his stream for water pressure. What if he lives on the top of a mountain? He is god you know and live on top of the heap?

[woodman]

What if he lives on the top of a mountain? He is god you know and live on top of the heap?

He's not out of training yet and lives down below.

[Ponce]

Only ten feet below......almost there...........I still have to wear my sunglasses whenever I look up.

[Dogman]

Only ten feet below......almost there...........I still have to wear my sunglasses whenever I look up.


They figure it takes about a million years for one photon of light to make it from the core of the sun to the surface. Then only 8 minuets to hit the earth after leaving the sun.

So dear ponce 10 feet can mean an eternity on a human scale.

[Libertytree]

Liberty? forget about "Sharming" is sucks, I found one that's 300% better......and the silver bars that I found? it was in the attic and not in the yard...........

The new and supper tp that I found goes by the name of "Smart Buy" it is a off brand and I wrote about this a while back, I sent a email to the company to see about the price and if they will send me, by truck, about 1,000 rolls...tp is better than green backs.

Bullshit! You said you were digging in the yard. I guess it's hard keeping track of all those lies.

[Ponce]

Liberty Tree? you have been coming after me for a while now and everyone can see that, I don't know what your problem is but you are only making an asshole of yourself.....join the present generation and put the cork on the bottle....you talk stupid when ever you drink...................LOVE AND KISSES.......PONCE

ok guys let's see if this works.

[Libertytree]

Liberty Tree? you have been coming after me for a while now and everyone can see that, I don't know what your problem is but you are only making an asshole of yourself.....join the present generation and put the cork on the bottle....you talk stupid when ever you drink...................LOVE AND KISSES.......PONCE

ok guys let's see if this works.

Pon Ce? I have been coming at you for awhile and everyone does see it, I make no apologies for it and yes I am an asshole for doing so but at least I'm not making up grandiose stories to impress myself with others who are laughing at me in the process. If drinking were to be my excuse for stupidity, what is yours? Blind megalomania? Vienna sausage OD? I understand it's hard to be a good liar, just don't be surprised when someone holds your feet to the fire when you get your stories mixed up.

Is this thing working guys and gals? check, check.........

[Ponce]

Oh well, let's find out what his problem is.........Liberty? how do you think that I "lie"......please keep it simple.

[Libertytree]

Oh well, let's find out what his problem is.........Liberty? how do you think that I "lie"......please keep it simple.

Please...tell us how you lie...exactly where and how did you find all those silver bars? Be careful how you respond, if you choose to, you've left different statements at various times if you remember correctly.

[Dogman]

Please...tell us how you lie...exactly where and how did you find all those silver bars? Be careful how you respond, if you choose to, you've left different statements at various times if you remember correctly. You hold true to the faith..

but you let bullshit get under your skin. And do not back off to see the humor of the picture..


Old men, or what, hell in a few I will be where he is , Yes he is pumped up but maybe it is his only way..


Lib take life with a gran of salt and keep the faith, and expect anything, and as long as they have core values as you do welcome them, because we are a small percentage of the majority..

Think about it..we ar all family on this forum...


Charles

[Ponce]

Thanks Pluto but I can answer on my own...........now then.........Liberty? think about it buddy, if I wanted to write the whole think all over again all that I would have to do is to look back at what I wrote before and then copy and paste hahahahahaah,
but I don't have to because those unk bars I found them in the attic wile digging out my own one oz rounds that I had up there from long ago , while doing so one of them fell down to one side into a hole and when I went to get it out is was when I found the unk bars........maybe what confused you is the way that I use my English when I wrote "dig out" and to you that meant like "out of the ground"................If I can dissipate any more of your questions please dont hesitate to ask.

To anhyone else on the board......my last statement to Liberty applys also to you, if you ever think that I "lied" about anything then please ask......that would only open the door to "the attention whore" to write more about himself LOLLLLLLLL

First post of the day...........good morning to one and all.

[Libertytree]

Yes, we are like family here, I agree. On that note I'm making a new year resolution to look beyond the details and take it all in the nature of humor, I do love comedy. So, you got a thanks for all the chuckles and a resolution from me. HNY!