Al-Qaeda Claims U.S. Mass Transportation Infrastructure Must Drastically Improve..

[DMac]

Al-Qaeda Claims U.S. Mass Transportation Infrastructure Must Drastically Improve Before Any Terrorist Attacks (http://www.theonion.com/articles/alqaeda-claims-us-mass-transportation-infrastructu,21008/?source=patrick.net)

HA!

[Olmstein]

This part killed me.


He also revealed the terrorist organization had wasted six months planning to take down Amtrak's regional operations before realizing that with its constant delays and malfunctions, the government-owned passenger train service "basically terrorizes itself."

[Ponce]

It would take only three power towers to come down to darken the whole of the US.........only two tracks to stop the circulation of the "mayority" of food by railroad.......only one point in Miami to stop all WWW and contact with Cemerica and Sumerica.

If you want to learn about the "security"inf the US you don't even have to be in the US because all this can be done by means of the WWW.

In Nomerica they guard what people can see and not what is easy to get to.

[DMac]

It would take only three power towers to come down to darken the whole of the US.........only two tracks to stop the circulation of the "mayority" of food by railroad.......only one point in Miami to stop all WWW and contact with Cemerica and Sumerica.

If you want to learn about the "security"inf the US you don't even have to be in the US because all this can be done by means of the WWW.

In Nomerica they guard what people can see and not what is easy to get to.

This is part of the reason I do not believe in a real world wide movement of terrorism outside of national governments, Ponce. A dedicated team of less than 40 people could cripple any nation across the world in an extremely short time span. I know enough to cause a massive amount of mayhem and I am just one man. Imagine what a group of motivated individuals could accomplish! It's downright scary.

[Cebu_4_2]

So now we are taking advice from Al-Qaeda... fvcking nice.

[iOWNme]

He also revealed the terrorist organization had wasted six months planning to take down Amtrak's regional operations before realizing that with its constant delays and malfunctions, the government-owned passenger train service "basically terrorizes itself."

Looks like someone wants more funding for the AmTraks...That is how this whole thing works.

[lapis]

You guys know that this is from The Onion, right? Although lately their stuff is sounding like it's the real deal!

[Gaillo]

You guys know that this is from The Onion, right? Although lately their stuff is sounding like it's the real deal!

Indeed! How does one satirize a world that satirizes itself to new heights every day? ???

[Cebu_4_2]

It's not just to be crazy but the point is to be crazy realizing that he will be Libya'd for being a leader and still taking it all on.