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Book
1st February 2012, 08:02 PM
http://www.theoilage.com/keep-going-t6116.html

Found this six-minute motivational video in The Oil Age forum's feel-good section and a member there immediately posted this response under the video:


Pablum for the mindless masses. Take a hammer. Smash someone's fingers with it. Then see if they keep going. Shoot them in the kneecap, try the same. The lesson you learn is that cheerleading happy thoughts doesn't change the limitations imposed by physical reality. Anyone who wishes to sign the liability release, I would be happy to educate on these topics in person. Better yet, have a family member do it to you, then you will be less inclined to sue.:)

MNeagle
18th February 2012, 05:18 PM
Worth your time to watch...

lapis
18th February 2012, 07:00 PM
I don't find this motivational at all, but maybe that's because I'm a chick. The coach barking orders was thoroughly irritating, and I can't believe people can't see how these kinds of exercises are humiliating and a bit homo-erotic at the same time.

Now if the coach were replaced with a half-naked dominatrix in heels it would be a smidgeon more watchable. ;-)

mamboni
18th February 2012, 07:14 PM
http://www.theoilage.com/keep-going-t6116.html

Found this six-minute motivational video in The Oil Age forum's feel-good section and a member there immediately posted this response under the video:

:)

Later in the day, Brock died of complications from acute renal failure secondary to massive myonecrosis. Coach Hardon, who drove Brock into an act of extreme physical exertion in order to impress the team, has been charged with Unintentional Manslaugher and Extreme Psychological Torture, the latter for blindfolding Brock with a pair of his wife's skimpy used panties. Coach's lawyer, Irving Finkelstein, says he will spare no expense in defending his client against these baseless charges, even if it bankrupts the school district. Little Timmy, who was carried by Brock that fateful day, remains in severe depression and has developed anorexia nervosa. The school system is providing psychological counseling and Michele Obama-approved meals.

gunDriller
18th February 2012, 07:33 PM
Later in the day, Brock died of complications from acute renal failure secondary to massive myonecrosis. Coach Hardon, who drove Brock into an act of extreme physical exertion in order to impress the team, has been charged with Unintentional Manslaugher and Extreme Psychological Torture, the latter for blindfolding Brock with a pair of his wife's skimpy used panties.

used or freshly washed ? ;)

mamboni
18th February 2012, 07:43 PM
used or freshly washed ?

"lightly" scented.::)

ximmy
18th February 2012, 09:21 PM
"Herb"
"What is it Jeremy?"
"I want his tube steak in me"

ximmy
18th February 2012, 09:26 PM
"lightly" scented.::)

It was believed that the female pheromones enabled Brock to withstand the extreme burden laid upon him... A stimulant increasing the primitive hunter provider instinct inherent in the make species...

osoab
18th February 2012, 09:36 PM
"Herb"
"What is it Jeremy?"
"I want his tube steak in me"



Where did that come from. Seriously, I looked for the quotes and couldn't find a movie they are attributed to.

ximmy
18th February 2012, 09:40 PM
Where did that come from. Seriously, I looked for the quotes and couldn't find a movie they are attributed to.

OP vid, 5:34 on...