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osoab
7th February 2012, 12:03 PM
Policeman ‘chased himself’ for 20 minutes while looking for suspect (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/policeman-%E2%80%98chased-himself%E2%80%99-for-20-minutes-while-looking-for-suspect.html)




A police officer chased himself for more than 20 minutes whilst on the look out for someone “acting suspiciously”, it has been revealed.

The probationary officer, from Sussex Police, was undercover checking out an area that had been hit by a spate of burglaries when he was alerted by CCTV operators to a nearby suspect. Unaware that the suspect was himself, the officer set off to track them down – chasing his own tail for more than 20 minutes.

The mistake was only realised after a sergeant inside the CCTV control room recognised the young officer, prompting mass hilarity. The pursuit came to light after a senior officer spoke of the incident to a magazine published by the Police Federation.

“Every time the man darted in to another side alleyway, the PC was turning immediately into the same alleyway, but every time the CCTV operator asked what he could see there was no trace,” the senior officer revealed.

“It was at this point that the sergeant entered the control room where he recognised the junior officer.

“With the sergeant's sides aching from laughter he pointed out to the PC that the operator had been watching him unaware that he was a plain-clothes officer – thus the PC had been chasing himself round the streets,” he added.

Sussex Police also managed to see the funny side of the incident. “Policing is often a serious business, so we all enjoy moments of light relief,” a spokesperson said.

“This story was shared anonymously with the Police Federation magazine, so unfortunately without the date or location, confirming the details and locating the officer is harder for us than it was for the CCTV operator.”

BrewTech
7th February 2012, 12:20 PM
He should have tazed himself.

ximmy
7th February 2012, 12:44 PM
He wanted to shoot somebody so badly...

gunDriller
7th February 2012, 02:05 PM
American police spend about half their time on a circle jerk related to the War on Drugs, dedicated to protecting the patents & the profits of the pharm. & medical industries.

tinctures of Opium, Cocaine, & Cannabis - and ephedrine - all routinely prescribed by American doctors until Harry T. Anslinger came along in about 1937.


DHS is a circle jerk that is among other things, a Jobs for Jews program, and an organization set up to bury the fact of Israel's authorship of 9-11.


my solution -
A/ return the drug laws to the way they were in the early 1900's. if people want to live unhealthy, they have that option - whether or not today's illegal drugs are re-legalized.
B/ dissolve the DHS. if the Jews need jobs - they can always try stand-up comedy.

osoab
7th February 2012, 04:27 PM
Just to clarify, this occurred in Great Britain.

BrewTech
7th February 2012, 04:31 PM
He should have tazed himself, mate

Fixed it for myself.

ximmy
7th February 2012, 04:33 PM
He wanted to shoot somebody so badly...

I fix mine too... ;D

He wanted to shoot some bloke so badly...

BrewTech
7th February 2012, 04:56 PM
New rule... you can only use the 2ueen's English, or British slang in this thread.

willie pete
7th February 2012, 05:15 PM
blimey.....

Cebu_4_2
7th February 2012, 05:16 PM
New rule... you can only use the 2ueen's English, or British slang in this thread.

Fucking Brilliant!

EE_
7th February 2012, 05:17 PM
I'm ready to get pissed mate till I fall on me arse

osoab
7th February 2012, 05:53 PM
wankers!

Awoke
14th February 2012, 10:28 AM
Otbwtb

mightymanx
14th February 2012, 10:50 AM
Fucking Brilliant!


Spot on!!

If he had better kit this would not happen.

Gaillo
14th February 2012, 11:32 AM
Bloody hell! What a cock-up...

Twisted Titan
14th February 2012, 01:00 PM
What a load of bullocks !!!!!!!

Gaillo
15th February 2012, 11:47 AM
Krikey, mate! Throw another pig on the barbie...

Oops, sorry - wrong country! ;D

osoab
15th February 2012, 11:49 AM
For those that need help.

American to British Translator (http://www.translatebritish.com/reverse.php)

Gaillo
15th February 2012, 11:57 AM
For those that need help.

American to British Translator (http://www.translatebritish.com/reverse.php)

I tried "I wouldn't fuck the queen with someone ELSE's dick!" and it translated to:

"I wouldn't romp the baked bean with someone else's trouser snake!"

Pretty good translator... though it (dissappointingly) returned the same words when I put in "unfuckable lardass"! ;D

Glass
15th February 2012, 03:36 PM
how's ya fava what a palava

stop fannying about and check out Inspector Grim. He's part of the Thin Blue Line.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syPlnB9IQQ4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syPlnB9IQQ4