Awoke
26th March 2012, 08:59 AM
I have a desk calendar from the Onion News Network. You tear a page off for each day, and they have satire/silly/pointless things to read, typical of the ONN.
Each page has a satire horoscope on it as well.
Today's horoscope reads ominous:
Since the dawn of time, man had dreamed of flying. Sadly, after this week's events, it'll mostly just be nightmares.
I wanted to post it here in case some crazy shit goes down this week. It just really struck me as strange.
Each page has a satire horoscope on it as well.
Today's horoscope reads ominous:
Since the dawn of time, man had dreamed of flying. Sadly, after this week's events, it'll mostly just be nightmares.
I wanted to post it here in case some crazy shit goes down this week. It just really struck me as strange.