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Serpo
28th March 2012, 03:54 PM
Halt! Who rows there? Meet Tyson the terrifying swan that attacks boaters if they dare venture on his stretch of canal


By Nick Enoch (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/search.html?s=&authornamef=Nick+Enoch)
PUBLISHED: 10:52 GMT, 28 March 2012 | UPDATED: 11:43 GMT, 28 March 2012


(http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2121505/Meet-Tyson-terrifying-swan-attacks-boaters-dare-venture-stretch-canal.html#comments)







There's a great white beast stalking the waters - but it's wings rather than fins you need to keep an eye on.

A section of the UK’s longest canal has been branded a no-go zone after a spate of attacks on boat users... by a thug swan nicknamed ‘Tyson’.

The 4ft tall bird - which has a whopping 8ft wingspan - viciously attacks rowers, canoeists and even walkers strolling on the river bank.

Tyson’s aggressive behaviour has got so bad that a two-mile stretch of the popular Grand Union Canal in Bugbrooke, Northamptonshire, has been branded out-of-bounds for boat users.
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http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/03/28/article-2121505-125DF23D000005DC-179_966x523.jpg Joe Davies feels the wrath of Tyson the swan on the Grand Union Canal in Bugbrooke, Northamptonshire



http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/03/28/article-2121505-125DF30B000005DC-97_966x472.jpg Mr Davies, a chef at a nearby pub, admitted he was 'bricking it' when Tyson attacked



http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/03/28/article-2121505-125DF326000005DC-980_966x549.jpg Kayakers and canoeists have been warned not to travel on this stretch of water while the swan is rearing his young


http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/03/28/article-2121505-125DF352000005DC-271_966x429.jpg ... but it was too late for Joe, as he capsized, thanks to the angry bird

Keen kayaker Joe Davies, 20, a chef at a nearby pub, was captured on camera capsizing after Tyson battered him with his huge wings on Tuesday afternoon.

He said: 'He went for me as soon as I got in the water - that made me wobble in the kayak and I eventually capsized.

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'He went for me as I was falling in, which really made me panic. I was terrified, it took my breath away.
'I’ve been kayaking on this stretch of canal for five years so I’m a confident boat user. I’d heard the rumours about Tyson but I’ve never seen him before.

'Basically he patrols a good two-mile stretch of the canal which is really popular with boats and barges.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/03/28/article-2121505-125DF33E000005DC-481_966x597.jpg Territorial Tyson patrols a two-mile stretch of the Grand Union Canal - which has now been declared off limits to boat users



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Swanning around like he owns the place... During the March to May breeding season, the birds become very territorial and can be aggressive to any intruders

'It’s a bit of a nightmare and I’m worried less able canoeists and kayakers could be really hurt if Tyson attacks them.

'You hear about the damage that swans can do when they attack people so I was bricking it, to be honest.

'I was glad to get out of the water, and I won’t be going back to that stretch of canal again.'

Local resident Linda Sgoluppi, 34, said Tyson had attacked three boat users in the last month.

She said: 'He is quite a character. He has got an aggressive side, especially as he has got a new mate and he is starting to build a nest.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/03/28/article-2121505-125DF4D6000005DC-540_966x566.jpg Local resident Linda Sgoluppi, 34, said Tyson had attacked three boat users in the last month

'He recently forced three canoeists to get out of the water. I think all canoeists and kayakers need to be warned that he can hurt them if he launches at them.

'He is always around this stretch of the canal and he sees it as his territory. Anything that is rowed down the canal he sees as a threat.'

During the March to May breeding season, swans become very territorial and can be aggressive to any intruders.

They often threaten humans who venture too close to their nests while issuing a warning call.

In 2009, a swan was dubbed ‘Mr Asbo’ when it started attacking rowers on the River Cam, Cambridgeshire.

Earlier this month, an application was made to move the notorious swan to a spot 50 miles away to stop him attacking river users.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2121505/Meet-Tyson-terrifying-swan-attacks-boaters-dare-venture-stretch-canal.html#ixzz1qS1RAtPW

General of Darkness
28th March 2012, 04:00 PM
All I see is a duck that would make a great pillow. :)

mick silver
28th March 2012, 04:03 PM
are a good dinner

Serpo
28th March 2012, 04:10 PM
He knows kung fu

jimswift
28th March 2012, 04:54 PM
that would make a great pillow. :)

Ha! that was my first reaction. I was thinking.... It wouldn't be popular, but I'd beat that bastard into a comforter.

I was attacked by some geese when I was a young kid. They aren't like ducks at all, very aggressive.

General of Darkness
28th March 2012, 05:16 PM
Ha! that was my first reaction. I was thinking.... It wouldn't be popular, but I'd beat that bastard into a comforter.

I was attacked by some geese when I was a young kid. They aren't like ducks at all, very aggressive.

Actually down comes from geese. I wasn't thinking about stuffing the entire geese into a pillow. LMAO.

Eyebone
28th March 2012, 05:38 PM
Hey, we could learn a lot from that goose.

He might be a better symbol than that Eagle.

Cebu_4_2
28th March 2012, 05:46 PM
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Awoke
28th March 2012, 06:23 PM
Seriously. Just wack it in the neck with the paddle.

I have heard that big birds like that (and geese) can seriously injure a person with their wings. Not sure if it's true or not. So I would crank it with the paddle just to be safe.

Libertarian_Guard
28th March 2012, 06:31 PM
Seriously. Just wack it in the neck with the paddle.



Or apply pressure to the wish bone.

osoab
28th March 2012, 06:31 PM
Seriously. Just wack it in the neck with the paddle.

I have heard that big birds like that (and geese) can seriously injure a person with their wings. Not sure if it's true or not. So I would crank it with the paddle just to be safe.


I was going to say the same thing. The S.O.B. will learn one way or another.

Santa
28th March 2012, 07:15 PM
Territorial Tyson patrols a two-mile stretch of the Grand Union Canal - which has now been declared off limits to boat users

It's a fucking Marina.... I swear to God, Brits have been turned into nutless wanks,... and we're next. Get ready for it.

freespirit
29th March 2012, 04:51 AM
Seriously. Just wack it in the neck with the paddle.

I have heard that big birds like that (and geese) can seriously injure a person with their wings. Not sure if it's true or not. So I would crank it with the paddle just to be safe.


...absolutely true. and they can move quicker than you would think.

LastResort
29th March 2012, 05:33 AM
I remember being attacked by a swan when I was like 4 fishing with my old man. Dad stepping in last second. Swan bit the hell outta his one leg. Pretty sure the swan got fucked up worse in the long run. Hmmm now I know why I'm always edgy around those big white basterds..

Cebu_4_2
29th March 2012, 06:44 AM
I'm always edgy around those big white basterds..

Racist!

SLV^GLD
29th March 2012, 07:07 AM
Racist!


He said, "white". It is impossible to be racist against whites.

LastResort
29th March 2012, 07:15 AM
Lol

Its the black around their eyes that scares me the most...:D