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DMac
3rd April 2012, 08:04 AM
Priest’s PC Autoplays Gay Porn Slideshow to Congregation (http://gizmodo.com/5898382/priest-accidentally-plays-hardcore-gay-porn-slideshow-to-congregation?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter)

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Father Martin McVeigh was giving a talk to 26 parents and one 8-year-old kid when computer disaster struck. He connected his USB drive into a PC to start his Powerpoint presentation and, instead of the word of God, a hardcore gay porn slideshow started—thanks to Windows' autoplay.

midnight rambler
3rd April 2012, 08:06 AM
Awesome!

sirgonzo420
3rd April 2012, 08:16 AM
"God works in mysterious ways"

BrewTech
3rd April 2012, 08:24 AM
Oh the hom-anity!

EE_
3rd April 2012, 09:23 AM
I don't know about you guys, but I've never accidently had gay porn ever come up on my computer.
I have to believe this faggot pedo-priest had to be an active viewer of fag porn for this to happen.

StreetsOfGold
3rd April 2012, 10:04 AM
Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
Job 28:11 He bindeth the floods from overflowing; and the thing that is hid bringeth he forth to light.

General of Darkness
3rd April 2012, 10:07 AM
I don't know about you guys, but I've never accidently had gay porn ever come up on my computer.
I have to believe this faggot pedo-priest had to be an active viewer of fag porn for this to happen.

Damn EE, you're a regular Sherlock Holmes.

osoab
3rd April 2012, 10:07 AM
Maybe a stupid question, but why would you look at porn (whichever way you swing) by slide show?

Is this some crap from his home slide projector from the 70's?

solid
3rd April 2012, 10:27 AM
This priest needs to go to confession. The question though, since he's a priest, does he give confession to himself?

How many hail mary's does he have to say to correct this epic fail.

Old Herb Lady
3rd April 2012, 10:34 AM
"Some parents—who were there to hear McVeigh talk about First Communion—were angry. "



Angry ? Ugh ! I would have opened my big mouth like you would not believe !
I would say --Whatchoo got der Padre ?
(A priest-gayporn-watcher teaching parents how to be holy parents & raise holy kids )

Him- "Ahh Just stuff your envelope on Sunday & go to confession & it's all good , don't worry bout what um doin !"


Barf !



Solid--priests go to each other for confession.

mightymanx
3rd April 2012, 10:40 AM
Must be alterboy audition time again.

solid
3rd April 2012, 10:48 AM
Solid--priests go to each other for confession.

Good point. Due to the uncomfortable nature of this particular sin, however, it's really not fair to the other priest. What's the other priest going to say, anyway? Give 50 our father's, 50 hail mary's..and don't let it happen again.:confused:

Old Herb Lady
3rd April 2012, 11:00 AM
Good point. Due to the uncomfortable nature of this particular sin, however, it's really not fair to the other priest. What's the other priest going to say, anyway? Give 50 our father's, 50 hail mary's..and don't let it happen again.:confused:

Due to the uncomfortable nature of it, what makes you think he would confess it ???

DMac
3rd April 2012, 11:13 AM
Good point. Due to the uncomfortable nature of this particular sin, however, it's really not fair to the other priest. What's the other priest going to say, anyway? Give 50 our father's, 50 hail mary's..and don't let it happen again.:confused:

"Meet me behind the rectory in 10 minutes?"

Book
3rd April 2012, 11:40 AM
http://www.anneofcarversville.com/storage/FB-catholic-church-gay-priests.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=12801588306 13

http://cdn.unicornbooty.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Shameful-Archbishop-Orders-all-WA-Catholics-to-Vote-Against-Marriage-Equality.jpeg

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2010/7/24/1279927205047/Man-reads-gay-priests-exp-007.jpg

::) i'm shocked that anyone would even suspect homosexual behavior by priests.

DMac
3rd April 2012, 11:45 AM
http://www.anneofcarversville.com/storage/FB-catholic-church-gay-priests.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=12801588306 13

http://cdn.unicornbooty.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Shameful-Archbishop-Orders-all-WA-Catholics-to-Vote-Against-Marriage-Equality.jpeg

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2010/7/24/1279927205047/Man-reads-gay-priests-exp-007.jpg

::) i'm shocked that anyone would even suspect homosexual behavior by priests.

I don't know what you're talking about! It was just a cigar in my dream!!!

http://2lesbosgoinatit.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/pope-watches-lap-dancers.jpg?w=215&h=300


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=-rbxov7CVi8

Twisted Titan
3rd April 2012, 11:47 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guocvS7XQW0&feature=youtube_gdata_player

osoab
3rd April 2012, 12:29 PM
"Meet me behind the rectumory in 10 minutes?"


fify ;D

iOWNme
3rd April 2012, 12:52 PM
Yes, this is in the story:



The Archdiocese of Armagh, where the parish belongs, called the police and gave them the USB stick for inspection. The police told them there was no crime in gay porn and the drive didn't contain any pedophilia. It was just normal gay porn.

General of Darkness
3rd April 2012, 01:51 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-qo4pAuIiPWg/TzK4zep-HXI/AAAAAAAABTI/2PRjmPpd-mY/s1600/Epic_Facepalm.jpg

lapis
3rd April 2012, 06:24 PM
Yes, this is in the story:



The Archdiocese of Armagh, where the parish belongs, called the police and gave them the USB stick for inspection. The police told them there was no crime in gay porn and the drive didn't contain any pedophilia. It was just normal gay porn.

Well thank goodness for small favors. ::)

Glass
3rd April 2012, 09:45 PM
I think their angle was that someone set the priest up. Like a prank. Perhaps it was not his USB drive but someone else's? Someone else had it at some point and did this?

vacuum
3rd April 2012, 09:59 PM
I think their angle was that someone set the priest up. Like a prank. Perhaps it was not his USB drive but someone else's? Someone else had it at some point and did this?
This actually makes sense.

Awoke
6th April 2012, 12:57 PM
It could have been a set up, or it could have been a real boo-boo by a perverted priest, or it could have been intentional if the priest is a generational 5th column crypto jew.