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palani
16th April 2012, 06:40 AM
Check it out yourself.

http://news.yahoo.com/rare-photo-auroras-uranus-spotted-hubble-telescope-113201628.html

http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/Uf4fHkE9dsMmMQVcpL2_2A--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Y2g9OTAwO2NyPTE7Y3c9MTIwMDtkeD0wO2 R5PTA7Zmk9dWxjcm9wO2g9NDczO3E9ODU7dz02MzA-/http://l.yimg.com/os/152/2012/04/16/uranus-auroras-2011--1--jpg_130840.jpg

mamboni
16th April 2012, 06:42 AM
Only you can decide whether you have a ring around ur'anus.

chad
16th April 2012, 06:43 AM
looks like it's cold up there as well.

BrewTech
16th April 2012, 07:35 AM
Those aren't rings... they're chemtrails.

General of Darkness
16th April 2012, 07:47 AM
Maybe it got engaged.

Plastic
16th April 2012, 07:53 AM
It's hard to see it, but there appears to be one.

gunDriller
16th April 2012, 07:57 AM
Only you can decide whether you have a ring around ur'anus.

i hear some tattoo shops offer this as an option - but they make you sign a massive release of liability statement.

why not post this on the SF Bay Area Craigslist ? they would know for sure.

Old Herb Lady
16th April 2012, 08:04 AM
Anal bleaching is the process of lightening the color of the skin around the anus. It is done for cosmetic purposes, to make the anus more uniform with the surrounding area. Some treatments are applied in an office by a technician and others are sold as cream that can be applied in the privacy of one's own home.

osoab
16th April 2012, 08:06 AM
What's the "nipple" in the OP pick?

chad
16th April 2012, 08:13 AM
What's the "nipple" in the OP pick?

like i said, it's cold up there ;)

palani
16th April 2012, 08:14 AM
What's the "nipple" in the OP pick?

That would be the "northern lights" effect discussed in the article.

mamboni
16th April 2012, 08:18 AM
Anal bleaching is the process of lightening the color of the skin around the anus. It is done for cosmetic purposes, to make the anus more uniform with the surrounding area. Some treatments are applied in an office by a technician and others are sold as cream that can be applied in the privacy of one's own home.

I think it's important for one's anus to look its best. People judge you by your appearance.;D

General of Darkness
16th April 2012, 08:21 AM
I think it's important for one's anus to look its best. People judge you by your appearance.;D

You're such a butthole. :)

Neuro
16th April 2012, 08:24 AM
You're such a butthole. :)

Well, thank you! :)

mamboni
16th April 2012, 08:33 AM
You're such a butthole. :)

Thank you! But flattery will get you nowhere!

Old Herb Lady
16th April 2012, 08:35 AM
I think it's important for one's anus to look its best. People judge you by your appearance.;D


Ooooooooh I likes it wen u sweeetz talkz me likes dat mamboneye, but I'm not one to care about or judge you based on what your appearance is.
http://i1180.photobucket.com/albums/x407/shawnmc9/smooning_smiley_mooning_100-106-100.gif
http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc167/girlsgocrazy100/kissmyass.gif

mamboni
16th April 2012, 09:15 AM
Ooooooooh I likes it wen u sweeetz talkz me likes dat mamboneye, but I'm not one to care about or judge you based on what your appearance is.
http://i1180.photobucket.com/albums/x407/shawnmc9/smooning_smiley_mooning_100-106-100.gif
http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc167/girlsgocrazy100/kissmyass.gif

Nice caboose! I'm getting tumescent! Yum.

Old Herb Lady
16th April 2012, 09:53 AM
http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l37/applesbabe4ever/Apples/u13001814.jpg

mamboni
16th April 2012, 10:00 AM
http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l37/applesbabe4ever/Apples/u13001814.jpg

Jeez OHL, I'm not a proctologist!

Neuro
16th April 2012, 10:16 AM
Jeez OHL, I'm not a proctologist!

I am shocked!!! And you tell us this after all this time... Oh my, oh my, maybe Santa doesn't exist either...

Old Herb Lady
16th April 2012, 11:17 AM
http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u55/BJ_BOBBI_JO9/Smiley%20signs%20words%20and%20greetings/guesswhatsmiley.gif

http://i509.photobucket.com/albums/s334/EverChangingConstant/i_dont_care.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v710/sissypoo/SMILES/carry-on-smiley.gif

TheNocturnalEgyptian
16th April 2012, 02:10 PM
The planet Uranus has a system of rings intermediate in complexity between the more extensive set around Saturn and the simpler systems around Jupiter and Neptune. The rings of Uranus were discovered on March 10, 1977, by James L. Elliot, Edward W. Dunham, and Douglas J. Mink. More than 200 years ago, William Herschel also reported observing rings (in 1789); some modern astronomers are skeptical that he could have actually seen them, as they are very dark and faint – others are not.



https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e1/Uranian_rings_scheme.png

The scheme of Uranus's ring-moon system. Solid lines denote rings; dashed lines denote orbits of moons.

TheNocturnalEgyptian
16th April 2012, 02:15 PM
btw it is pronounced 'Ur - an - us' not 'your ae nus'


Forward lit and backscatter views of the rings of Uranus

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/91/Forward_Back_Uranus_Rings.png/316px-Forward_Back_Uranus_Rings.png

Serpo
16th April 2012, 03:34 PM
And one ring is called puck...................

TheNocturnalEgyptian
16th April 2012, 03:58 PM
I believe that all of Uranus' rings are named after Shakespeare characters.

lapis
16th April 2012, 04:40 PM
I believe that all of Uranus' rings are named after Shakespeare characters.

I think you're right about that.

Silver Rocket Bitches!
16th April 2012, 05:55 PM
The real question is why the fuck is Uranus spinning on its side?

Neuro
17th April 2012, 01:51 AM
btw it is pronounced 'Ur - an - us' not Whats the fun in that! Fascist!








(:;)
;D

Neuro
17th April 2012, 01:56 AM
And one ring is called puck...................

That is only the first name. The family name is Fonce!

keehah
17th April 2012, 05:36 AM
The real question is why the fuck is Uranus spinning on its side?
We now have an emoticon for that!

o)(~

JohnQPublic
17th April 2012, 12:39 PM
To further complicate this thread, from Currents, the blog dedicated to parodying orificial modifications:

Gingrich Paid for Anal Bleachings with Government Funds (http://current.com/entertainment/comedy/93595093_gingrich-paid-for-anal-bleachings-with-government-funds.htm)

(maybe he wanted to bleach out the rings?)



Not to be outdone by an amphibian, Currents presents:

The 6 Weirdest Things Women Do to Their Vaginas (http://current.com/community/92037212_the-6-weirdest-things-women-do-to-their-vaginas.htm)

(including vaginal bleaching!)

Horn
17th April 2012, 01:19 PM
The 6 Weirdest Things Women Do to Their Vaginas (http://current.com/community/92037212_the-6-weirdest-things-women-do-to-their-vaginas.htm)

(including vaginal bleaching!)

I only see 2 things, maybe I'm not experienced enough?

Awoke
17th April 2012, 04:20 PM
K, I am not clicking that link till I get home, lol.

This thread is full of good laughs.

JohnQPublic
17th April 2012, 08:44 PM
I only see 2 things, maybe I'm not experienced enough?
The other 4 are after the comments.

One of them was one of the favorite topics on GIM: (female) circumcision (of the least sort).

gunDriller
18th April 2012, 09:33 AM
is this anything like a bathtub ring ?

TheNocturnalEgyptian
18th April 2012, 11:23 AM
I wonder what Palani was getting at with this thread.

Awoke
18th April 2012, 11:32 AM
I wonder what Palani was getting at with this thread.

There is something to be said for a straight shooter. I appreciate straight shooters.

TheNocturnalEgyptian
18th April 2012, 11:50 AM
There is something to be said for a straight shooter. I appreciate straight shooters.

Me too. That's why I answered his question in a very no-nonsense way, hoping it would open the floor for whatever comes next.

osoab
18th April 2012, 12:18 PM
I wonder what Palani was getting at with this thread.

Maybe he thought the story interesting?

ximmy
18th April 2012, 12:46 PM
What do the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?

Horn
18th April 2012, 01:54 PM
What do the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?

Transporting shit thru space?

Korbin Dallas
18th April 2012, 02:01 PM
They wipe out Klingons and circle Uranus

ximmy
18th April 2012, 02:42 PM
They wipe out Klingons and circle Uranus

The judges will accept the answer...

They both circle Uranus in search of Klingons.