Woman aspires to turn herself into real life Barbie doll

[joboo]

Valeria Lukyanova

Have to say without all the makeup there is some exceptional genetics going on. Definitely a case of less is more.

http://img.izismile.com/img/img5/20120417/640/yet_another_living_doll_640_07.jpg (http://izismile.com/2012/04/17/yet_another_living_doll_60_pics-5.html)
http://img.izismile.com/img/img5/20120417/640/yet_another_living_doll_640_08.jpg (http://izismile.com/2012/04/17/yet_another_living_doll_60_pics-6.html)
http://img.izismile.com/img/img5/20120417/640/yet_another_living_doll_640_10.jpg (http://izismile.com/2012/04/17/yet_another_living_doll_60_pics-9.html)
http://img.izismile.com/img/img5/20120417/640/yet_another_living_doll_640_09.jpg (http://izismile.com/2012/04/17/yet_another_living_doll_60_pics-11.html)
http://img.izismile.com/img/img5/20120417/640/yet_another_living_doll_640_11.jpg (http://izismile.com/2012/04/17/yet_another_living_doll_60_pics-12.html)
http://img.izismile.com/img/img5/20120417/640/yet_another_living_doll_640_18.jpg (http://izismile.com/2012/04/17/yet_another_living_doll_60_pics-21.html)
http://img.izismile.com/img/img5/20120417/640/yet_another_living_doll_640_30.jpg (http://izismile.com/2012/04/17/yet_another_living_doll_60_pics-32.html)
http://img.izismile.com/img/img5/20120417/640/yet_another_living_doll_640_44.jpg (http://izismile.com/2012/04/17/yet_another_living_doll_60_pics-46.html)
http://img.izismile.com/img/img5/20120417/640/yet_another_living_doll_640_60.jpg (http://izismile.com/2012/04/17/yet_another_living_doll_60_pics-58.html)

The transformation...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHnPeCliIR4&feature=related

[BrewTech]

Holy shit that's creepy.

[LuckyStrike]

Holy shit that's creepy.

+1

So she wants to be a barbie does that mean no orifices between her legs?

[Cebu_4_2]

She is going to have a lot to tell her grandchildren.

Hahaha +1 "no orifices"

[joboo]

She's only 21, so I'm voting no implants..? First pic the body is indistinguishable.


http://i2.asntown.net/h4/styles-fashion/4/cosmetic-fashion/Valeria-Lukyanova-no-lens-no-makeup-05.jpghttp://i2.asntown.net/h4/styles-fashion/4/cosmetic-fashion/Valeria-Lukyanova-no-lens-no-makeup-09.jpg

[ximmy]

21 is about peak... Enjoy it now because in two or three more years it's all over baby... The sharp body lines and muscles disappear and show up again as face lines and wrinkles :(

[solid]

She doesn't look real to me. Could be a visit to the barbie 'wax' museum, for all I know.

[solid]

http://i2.asntown.net/h4/styles-fashion/4/cosmetic-fashion/Valeria-Lukyanova-no-lens-no-makeup-05.jpg

OK..no gal's legs are this long. This is obnoxious. Her knees would hit her in the nose.

[ximmy]

http://sitchnews.com/995/human-barbie-valeria-lukyanova-before-plastic-surgery

Human Barbie, Valeria Lukyanova, BEFORE Plastic Surgery
Wow!

We have somehow managed to unearth photos of "Human Barbie", Valeria Lukyanova, before her plastic surgery transformation - and needless to say we are speechless.

She definitely has had more work done then any of us imagined, and it is unbelievable to think that this girl is just 21-years-old.

It was shocking just seeing what she looked like without makeup, and seeing where she came from before going under the knife just blows my mind.

http://sitchnews.com/pics/c11edaedbc4242e23b73bce87de6b95f.jpg

http://sitchnews.com/pics/7e76be68c577d65882d0e9c19a3a2123.jpg

[joboo]

Definitely a nose job, boob job, and lost a lot of weight.

Hip to waist ratio, and leg length is still rather unusual.

Crazy.

[Blink]

Ummm, errr, this is just kinda creepy. What have we become to do this to ourselves? Maybe, the world needs a reset............

[mightymanx]

In a word..."yuck"

[Plastic]

I'll wager a half eaten cheese sammich that chick is batshit crazy...

[joboo]

21 is about peak... Enjoy it now because in two or three more years it's all over baby... The sharp body lines and muscles disappear and show up again as face lines and wrinkles :(


This woman disagrees. Try to guess her age: http://izismile.com/2011/11/09/try_and_guess_this_girls_age_34_pics.html

She's the one on the left


http://img.izismile.com/img/img4/20111109/640/try_and_guess_this_girls_age_640_34.jpg (http://izismile.com/2011/11/09/try_and_guess_this_girls_age_34_pics-34.html)

[joboo]

In a word..."yuck"

Sans (crazy) makeup, have to say great plastic surgery no doubt.


http://sitchnews.com/pics/5fefdb9a9028c28657aabfc1245fb1ad.jpg

[Mouse]

They will have their just rewards in this material realm. As per their contracts. Only in this limited life. How many of the billions of human wall of sound that you see around you are really humans? How many of these actors have souls? How many of them are real? How many are something else? You might be surprised to find out the game is played by actors and players. If you are a player you are pretty damn special.

Other than that, it's disgusting photoshop and transhumanist computer programs that would "create" such deficient life-forms.

I suspect photoshop.

[Twisted Titan]

I'll wager a half eaten cheese sammich that chick is batshit crazy...

Yep you couldn't hold a conversation with "it" because it woud always be looking at itself in anything that could cast a reflection.


And if you managed to braze all the bullsh!t to finally bag her ....it will be the most aggrevating
Unappealing piece of tail you ever had the misfortune to stumble upon.

[mightymanx]

Sans (crazy) makeup, have to say great plastic surgery no doubt.


http://sitchnews.com/pics/5fefdb9a9028c28657aabfc1245fb1ad.jpg

I am a big fan of natural women not all the makeup,pushup bra,plucked more than a dead chicken crap that most women have been brainwashed into believing that it what it takes for them to be beautyfull.

[Awoke]

...great tits...

[Old Herb Lady]

Definitely a nose job, boob job, and lost a lot of weight.

Hip to waist ratio, and leg length is still rather unusual.

Crazy.

Add hair extensions to the list. You can't grow out hair that long unless your body has a lot of nourishment.
Dolly Parton started doing all that a long time ago. Jew doctors make a lot of money off of it.

[Awoke]

Add hair extensions to the list.

I've met a lot of women with hair that long. Some ladies are just blessed with hair that grows that way.

[willie pete]

what's her waist size? 17"? ...my neck is bigger than that

[Cebu_4_2]

Any more pictures of what she looked like "before"?

[mamboni]

+1

So she wants to be a barbie does that mean no orifices between her legs?

Isn't that why someone invented the Dremmel?

[Son-of-Liberty]

Looking at some of the pictures I would say exceptional genetics, her hip to waist ratio is crazy. I also agree that she looks better with little or no makeup. All done up she looks creepy.

That one picture on the beach looks shopped though. In some of the other pictures her legs look long but not so extreme.

[General of Darkness]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-jpx-yJ_QIGY/T1U57UxvQrI/AAAAAAAAB50/g1elUD8ys-Y/s1600/id_hit_it1.jpg

[Neuro]

Isn't why someone invented the Dremmel?

LMAO!

I always thought Dremel was invented for DIY dentistry together with Plastic Padding and Vodka!

[Horn]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-jpx-yJ_QIGY/T1U57UxvQrI/AAAAAAAAB50/g1elUD8ys-Y/s1600/id_hit_it1.jpg

Guess its an upgrade from a rubber doll in the sack...

Amazing how she puts on that soulless stare makeup, wonder if she makes squishy noises?

[Awoke]

Any more pictures of what she looked like "before"?

http://images.enstarz.com/data/images/full/2012/04/29/1891-valeria-lukyanova-before-surgery.jpg
http://images.enstarz.com/data/images/full/2012/04/29/1892-valeria-lukyanova-before-surgery.jpg

Look at the hand positions in this one:

http://images.enstarz.com/data/images/full/2012/04/27/1851-healthy-life-style.jpg

[ShortJohnSilver]

You would think she could go to Japan and do well at car shows, etc. as a booth babe...

[mamboni]

In the photos, she's obvioulsy trying to get that 'doll' look with the heavy pasty makeup and lifeless bugeyes. But, she is a beautiful girl underneath. Man, life is so much more worth living having beautiful women to look at. A beautiful woman is the best thing G-D ever made.

[Santa]

Sociologically, it's creepy as hell, yes, but....

Damn. I'm actually amazed at her artistic talent. She paints on that make up all by herself with great expertise.
The canvas she's using is her body and face. Her muse is an icon of our times. A doll. A toy. A dream. Disturbing as it may be, we all own it to some degree.

She is an artist. Make no mistake.

And really, is it all that different than body building?

I would have dissed it bad if she had had a crew of Hollywood fag make up artists doing transhumanist shit to her, and I'd like to know just what she has had done to her surgery wise.
It doesn't look like her face has been chopped too bad.

But, she's like the Babe Ruth of body augmentation or something. No one will be able to out perform her for a long time.

Her window of opportunity is narrow. She's close to being anorexic looking. It can't be easy. She was rather plump before she began this thing.

I'm impressed and wouldn't mind meeting her.

What I'm concerned about isn't her specifically, she's probably kind of cool; no, it's all the little dumb asses in the world who
wanna BE empty, emotionless, soulless objects of affectation.

Girls who wanna just buy an image at the mall.

[Awoke]

I'm impressed and wouldn't mind meeting her.

What I'm concerned about isn't her specifically, she's probably kind of cool; no, it's all the little dumb asses in the world who
wanna BE empty, emotionless, soulless objects of affectation.

Girls who wanna just buy an image at the mall.

I try to not judge a book by it's cover, but I have a feeling that this girl is about as shallow as it can get.

[mamboni]

I try to not judge a book by it's cover, but I have a feeling that this girl is about as shallow as it can get.


I don't care! I would love to play Carnival with her.

[Santa]

I try to not judge a book by it's cover, but I have a feeling that this girl is about as shallow as it can get.
Artists are strange birds. They're often both narcissistic and philosophical. They sometimes see into the depths of existence and play in it in order to gain access into even deeper zones. Often to their own personal misery.

I don't know whether she herself is shallow or not. What I do know is that she has a deft and talented hand with a paint brush.

[Santa]

This woman disagrees. Try to guess her age: http://izismile.com/2011/11/09/try_and_guess_this_girls_age_34_pics.html

She's the one on the left


http://img.izismile.com/img/img4/20111109/640/try_and_guess_this_girls_age_640_34.jpg (http://izismile.com/2011/11/09/try_and_guess_this_girls_age_34_pics-34.html)

Wow! 43 years old...

I'd hit that!

[solid]

I don't care! I would love to play Carnival with her.

I'm probably the only crazy guy here to say this, but I wouldn't touch her. She just looks fake, not human. Maybe if I met her in person I'd feel differently.

[mamboni]

I'm probably the only crazy guy here to say this, but I wouldn't touch her. She just looks fake, not human. Maybe if I met her in person I'd feel differently.

Your gay meter just moved up a couple of ticks....just sayin'8)

[solid]

Your gay meter just moved up a couple of ticks....just sayin'8)

:( How do I bring it back down?

I think I'll go shoot some guns, drink some beer, drive my truck through the mud, and then go pound out some deadlifts in the gym.

[mamboni]

:( How do I bring it back down?

I think I'll go shoot some guns, drink some beer, drive my truck through the mud, and then go pound out some deadlifts in the gym.

That's a good start. Also, consider getting a couple of manly tatoos and invest ina good pair of cowboy boots.

[Awoke]

Negatory on the cowboy boots. Work boots or something. Only cowboys should wear cowboy boots...

[mamboni]

Negatory on the cowboy boots. Work boots or something. Only cowboys should wear cowboy boots...

Yeah, you're probably right. He's likely to look like one of The Village People.

[solid]

Yeah, you're probably right. He's likely to look like one of The Village People.

I think I can pull off cowboy boots. They would also make me taller. :) I do like tall women.

[Awoke]

I like short/petite women.

Oh yeah, and boobs. Jus sayin...

[willie pete]

I think I can pull off cowboy boots. They would also make me taller. :) I do like T-Girls.

::)

[madfranks]

http://sitchnews.com/995/human-barbie-valeria-lukyanova-before-plastic-surgery

Human Barbie, Valeria Lukyanova, BEFORE Plastic Surgery
Wow!

We have somehow managed to unearth photos of "Human Barbie", Valeria Lukyanova, before her plastic surgery transformation - and needless to say we are speechless.

She definitely has had more work done then any of us imagined, and it is unbelievable to think that this girl is just 21-years-old.

It was shocking just seeing what she looked like without makeup, and seeing where she came from before going under the knife just blows my mind.

http://sitchnews.com/pics/c11edaedbc4242e23b73bce87de6b95f.jpg

http://sitchnews.com/pics/7e76be68c577d65882d0e9c19a3a2123.jpg

That doesn't even look like the same person. How can she go from a body size like the first pic to the waist in the second pic and still have skin that tight? Her waist dropped to like 50% of what it was before!

[Old Herb Lady]

:( How do I bring it back down?

I think I'll go shoot some guns, drink some beer, drive my truck through the mud, and then go pound out some deadlifts in the gym.


OMG. Um, Solid, dude, buddy, friend, just SHHHHH. Honest, really , it helps alot.
The more you keep talking, the worse you make it sound.

Just sayin.

[Book]

I think I can pull off cowboy boots. They would also make me taller.



http://images.sodahead.com/profiles/0/0/2/3/9/5/7/1/3/midvilppl-40929932483.jpeg

Worked for this guy.

::) try a jacked up pickup truck instead...

[solid]

LOL. I should start a poll. Will Book ever post anything nice about another member of this forum?

[ximmy]

sometimes it can be difficult to measure up...
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/photo/10855496.cms

[solid]

Great...so now, I'm only 5' tall, and I've got a small penis too.

Thanks Ximmy.

edit: Oh, almost forgot, and I'm gay and like t-girls, too.

[mamboni]

Great...so now, I'm only 5' tall, and I've got a small penis too.

Thanks Ximmy.

edit: Oh, almost forgot, and I'm gay and like t-girls, too.


You have a small penis too?

[solid]

You have a small penis too?

Yup, I don't measure up, apparently. Maybe it's the truck, I should get a bigger one. :)

[ShortJohnSilver]

Keep digging solid, eventually you will hit oil, magma, or China!

[solid]

Keep digging solid, eventually you will hit oil, magma, or China!

I guess my point is that there's some posters here that love to be negative towards others. They have nothing positive to say, and seem to really enjoy putting other people down.

I don't see the point in that, and it gets old. That my opinion. I apologize for hijacking this thread.

[mamboni]

I guess my point is that there's some posters here that love to be negative towards others. They have nothing positive to say, and seem to really enjoy putting other people down.

I don't see the point in that, and it gets old. That my opinion. I apologize for hijacking this thread.

Solid,

We're just having some fun buddy. Lighten up. It's all for shits and giggles.

[sugar plum]

I can't help but think that the "Luky" girl has put her body through YEARS of torture....for THIS!? I agree with a food disorder, but I also wonder about some sort of binding as well. Great, now young girls left to their imaginations are going to think Barbie's dimensions are attainable...Sickening!

[solid]

Solid,

We're just having some fun buddy. Lighten up. It's all for shits and giggles.

Hey, Mamboni...I knew you were just having some fun for a laugh. I was too, not taking this serious at all.

I still think some posters honestly want to believe that we are 5 feet tall gay midgets. :)

[muffin]

beautiful girl. too bad she looks so fake. i like a more natural beauty.

oh and what is a t-girl?

[mamboni]

Hey, Mamboni...I knew you were just having some fun for a laugh. I was too, not taking this serious at all.

I still think some posters honestly want to believe that we are 5 feet tall gay midgets. :)

Did you have to say 'We?' Ouch!:|~;D

[sugar plum]

I've missed this. Thanks you guys!

[milehi]

I'm probably the only crazy guy here to say this, but I wouldn't touch her. She just looks fake, not human. Maybe if I met her in person I'd feel differently.

I wouldn't either. I like Plain Jane.

[Awoke]

Solid,

We're just having some fun buddy. Lighten up. It's all for shits and giggles.

Yes. Except Book. He's being a prick for real. But other than that, they're just having fun!


beautiful girl. too bad she looks so fake. i like a more natural beauty.

Me too, but I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't get jiggy with her. Smoking.



oh and what is a t-girl?

I think it's a tranny.

[mamboni]

I wouldn't either. I like Plain Jane.

Yeah, I admit it, I'm a total sucker for a pretty face, especially the plain jane innocent look. English-Irish-Scottish beauties just knock my socks off. But, I still do the stink finger with Barbie there. No point in being too choosy.

[solid]

But, I still do the stink finger with Barbie there. No point in being too choosy.

Not to be too graphic, but she looks like the type to just lay there. Don't mess up her hair. A lot of the Plain Jane's really get wild though!

[Awoke]

Let's see...


http://images.thevine.com.au/resources/IMGRELATED/x_822ad71b_280412112529.jpg

http://images.thevine.com.au/resources/IMGRELATED/x_83570f38_280412112529.jpg

http://images.thevine.com.au/resources/IMGRELATED/real-life-barbie-2_280412112529.jpg

http://images.thevine.com.au/resources/IMGRELATED/real-life-barbie-5_280412112529.jpg

http://images.thevine.com.au/resources/IMGRELATED/real-life-barbie-10_280412112529.jpg

http://images.thevine.com.au/resources/IMGRELATED/x_2ac19905_280412112529.jpg

http://images.thevine.com.au/resources/IMGRELATED/x_9e3cce7e_280412112529.jpg

http://images.thevine.com.au/resources/IMGRELATED/x_e535b1ea_280412112529.jpg


Yeah, she's gross.

::)

Fags.

[Awoke]

This is the site I got those pics from.

http://www.thevine.com.au/entertainment/news/meet-valeria-lukyanova---real-life-barbie-doll/

There are videos in which she refutes any plastic surgery, but of course Youtube is blocked.

[milehi]

Yeah, she's gross.

::)

Fags.

I knew a girl like this, only she's ten years older than this girl. She's a mess mentally, all she talked about was her surgury for her waist, and her unproportioned (giant) tits felt like plexiglass. It was odd. If you're ever in San Clemente, California, search the dive bars for "A". If I can dig up her number, you guys get a pic.

[JJ.G0ldD0t]

Let's see...



Yeah, she's gross.

::)

Fags.



Bet she'd be a better lay than those android sexbots.

(but i ain't signing up for that)

[Santa]

Ok, now I'm starting to freak out a little. Listen to her sing. It's totally unreal.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCtBXBkOcCw

Here's another longer one. Her singing voice is really quite amazing.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JLcqJVHsUA

[Santa]

Oh man. Her Mom is freaking HOT!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89wjbr_0NYI
This IS creepy. Lol....

[muffin]

i think you're starting to obsess, santa....

[joboo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oN9qiBoEz78&feature=youtube_gdata_player
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oN9qiBoEz78&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Ok puffy nips at 50 seconds. I have to +1 her on the 1-10 scale by default.

[Santa]

i think you're starting to obsess, santa....

So? At least I'm not obsessing over strawberry cream cheese pie.;D

[Santa]

This is interesting to me.
This girl is a total amateur. There is no major label producing this stuff like Lady Gaga or Britney or whatever. Youtube all the way.

She's doing her own make up and I can't say for sure but I think she may be doing her own recording as well.

This doll emulation thing is an actual fashion/performance art genre that I think comes out of Japan and anime', so it probably has connections to the transhumanist movement, and I do find that to be very creepy... sociologically.

But she is still doing this herself, which means she ain't stupid, vapid or shallow.

Personally, I wouldn't know what to do with the little Barbie doll, but her Mom?.... hehehehe. 8)

Now watch someone tell me she's a classic Khazar.;D

[solid]

Now watch someone tell me she's a classic Khazar.;D

I've been waiting for that too. ;D

Interesting points, Santa. Looking at this a bit differently now. She does have an amazing voice as well, a bit annoying I think, but a different style.

I still think the doll bit is overdone, she would be beautiful if she just smiled.

[Santa]

I've been waiting for that too. ;D

Interesting points, Santa. Looking at this a bit differently now. She does have an amazing voice as well, a bit annoying I think, but a different style.

I still think the doll bit is overdone, she would be beautiful if she just smiled.

She isn't doing this in her normal daily life. It's a staged presentation. A persona.

Like Japanese Geisha or kabuki.

Oh, and I think some of it, such as the super narrow waist and overly long legs are tweaked in PS for added dramatic effect.

Art and Artifice are companions.

[Silver Rocket Bitches!]

I wonder if she likes attention.

[muffin]

So? At least I'm not obsessing over strawberry cream cheese pie.;D

but cooking is my only redeeming factor :'(

[solid]

I wonder if she likes attention.

What woman doesn't? ;D

[Horn]

Personally, I wouldn't know what to do with the little Barbie doll, ....

Just gotta make yur hair big, like in the eighties... O0


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smhprfZ7j2w

[Santa]

[QUOTE=Horn;542662]Just gotta make yur hair big, like in the eighties... O0

OMG! I frickin HATE that homo Rod Stuart. What a cock pocket he was. He personified an entire pop radio generation of metro sexual douche baggery in music.

[carpathian]

here is another cool russian girl, even better

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaAcEZ6vp2U

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIY4A4hArVQ

[carpathian]

ohhh, one more video


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBD9EoMHSyA&feature=related

[Old Herb Lady]

Beauty truly is in the eye of the beholder. That girl is beautiful, but I would gladly pay one GOLD EAGLE to be a man for ONE DAY of my life to understand anything beyond that.

There is just no way that I can understand how a girl like that aspires to look like a THING, a doll.
Does she not have any respect for herself, her God given looks that she was born with ?
ALL women have issues with their natural looks & want to look better, but this is insane. How does her beauty make her worthy to be with, to have sex with?
I'll NEVER understand, it doesn't make any sense. HA ! Women are from Venus & men are from Mars, I guess ? I dunno. I wish I could understand.

Like when a guy says, I'd hit that. You'd hit that based on some pics ? Is testosterone THAT powerful ?

If I were a lesbian or a man, I'd want a woman who wanted to be herself, look like herself not someone else or something else.

I LOVE makeup just as much as any woman, but it's still just me,
not me trying to be some iconic baby doll to attract attention.

As a woman, seeing a picture of an attractive man does NOTHING for me.
Weird. I know. It just really doesn't phase me whatsoever. Even in real life, cute, good-looking, hot, pfft !
Whatever, I don't recognize his looks until he has spoken some substenance, then maybe I can appreciate his looks if he has anything worthwhile to speak.

I think I only see the whole beauty thing by how beautiful their heart is.
Inner beauty makes a person full of love & light that radiates outward and it doesn't take that long to see it, feel it.

My husband tries to explain it to me, but it's just like our brains are completely wired totally different.
I still wish I could just be a man for one day to be able to empathise with men concerning looks.

I have met some of the most physically gorgeous men that are the biggest pieces of dumbshits I've ever met. Nothing beyond their looks.

I was at a meeting today and all the women were showing each other their new nail jobs they just got.
B-O-R-I-N-G.

Looks are nice, but mean nothing. ANYBODY can put makeup on, get acrylic nails, bleach their hair, put false eyelashes on, etc.

I'm just fascinated about the fascination men have with looks.
Beauty is just so overrated. Beauty might make :o Mr. Pantsmonster happy happy happy temporarily , but beauty won't love you when your totally un-loveable, beauty won't wipe your arse when your incapacitated, beauty won't make you have that extra sparkle in your eye & a bounce in your step, beauty won't keep you warm & loved & safe & secure like a loving & caring heart does.

Maybe I'm too old , but that's how I was when I was younger, too, tho.
Looks are so nice, but a person can only ride on their look train for so long. LOL.


I had a boss one time that was very very beautiful, she used to show her massive cleavage everyday & the bigger boss would let her GET AWAY WITH EVERYTHING. She was lazy, stupid, but VERY beautiful. (I was her assistant at the time.) I could have easily been that way also, however , my bewbies were covered up very well and the big boss would come to me for answers ABOUT EVERYTHING because whats-her-face had him HYPNOTIZED with them fckn bewbies ! She was dumb as shit, getting paid twice as much as me, but I knew the ins & outs & ALL aspects of running the business, did ALL of her work PLUS mine while she'd sit around & email or talk on the phone to her boyfriend all day.
WOMEN'S LOOKS ARE DANGEROUS FOR MEN , IMO.


Just sayin' :p

Carry on gents.

[muffin]

i love you on a whole new level, OHL....

[zap]

I love you too OHL,

Oh sure we all wish we were the perfect size and shape, but alas it just doesn't work that way. You have to be happy in the skin your in, and as I have said before.............. beauty fades, but stupid is forever.

[Santa]

ohhh, one more video


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBD9EoMHSyA&feature=related

Ok, wow! That video's gone all Luci...ferian.

Where in hell are these girls coming from??? Crazy beautiful, but like non human, or something. Really weird chit.

That scene where she's burying herself is way the F out there.

[Son-of-Liberty]

If she is capitalizing on her artistry financially then I am all for it. If it is just some obsession then it is a weird but I still don't really have a problem with it.

In a way a 300+ lb fat bastard is just as extreme and probably more unhealthy then turning yourself into barbie. It is just that they are so common nobody gives it a second thought anymore.

I am obsessed with increasing my physical strength. I not only enjoy the end result but the process itself. I wouldn't sacrifice my health to achieve my goals though.

[Old Herb Lady]

i love you on a whole new level, OHL....


I love you too OHL,

Oh sure we all wish we were the perfect size and shape, but alas it just doesn't work that way. You have to be happy in the skin your in, and as I have said before.............. beauty fades, but stupid is forever.

awww Love ya too sistas !!! thanks ! mmmwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh !
http://gi348.photobucket.com/groups/q332/OZ53PYK811/th2058563p1fcy37kn1.gif

[Awoke]

That's why I am happy to have both: A beautiful, sexy woman who is also full of substance and personality and strength and will.

Thank God he blessed me with my wife.

[Horn]

Where in hell are these girls coming from???

Slavic nations, so Orthodox, darkness is the natural response to life.

[Awoke]

Valeria Lukyanova
Have to say without all the makeup there is some exceptional genetics going on. Definitely a case of less is more.


She's really beautiful without all that shit on her face.


Valeria Lukyanova
The transformation...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHnPeCliIR4&feature=related

She spends an awful lot of time looking at herself in front of the mirror too, I'm sure. Crazy.

[Horn]

Look you can get the strikes with a bat at these!

Wonder where they purchase those soulless contact lens from?

2808

[Old Herb Lady]

Look you can get the strikes with a bat at these!

Wonder where they purchase those soulless contact lens from?
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OMG !!!! They look like robots. yiiiiikes !!

[Neuro]

That's a good start. Also, consider getting a couple of manly tatoos and invest ina good pair of cowboy boots.

And then watch Brokeback mountain, special edition, directors cut, bloopers, edited out parts, in a marathon session, and swear in a deep manly voice... Why not grow a manly moustache also? ;)

[Old Herb Lady]

In a word..."yuck"


Yep !

If I were a man my penis would be like cocky gold.
He wouldn't hang out in bars but he'd look for a female bar that knew & understood his true worth.

He would only rub up against a piece of female gold that knew her true worth.

He would hang out with & appreciate all the junk in his life, but it just wouldn't be the same as the
company of the the precious little nuggets he yearned for.

He wouldn't concern himself with how many ounces big he was because he was the real thing afterall
looking for another real thing not all faked out like fools gold.

He would laugh at the modern day disguised coinage that are trying to be like the old fashioned standards of value.

He would rise & shine above it all & only park his gold with female gold standards such as his.
Precious & knows it ! A heardt of gold !


Heeeeeheeeeeee
:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

[mamboni]

Yep !

If I were a man my penis would be like cocky gold.
He wouldn't hang out in bars but he'd look for a female bar that knew & understood his true worth.

He would only rub up against a piece of female gold that knew her true worth.

He would hang out with & appreciate all the junk in his life, but it just wouldn't be the same as the
company of the the precious little nuggets he yearned for.

He wouldn't concern himself with how many ounces big he was because he was the real thing afterall
looking for another real thing not all faked out like fools gold.

He would laugh at the modern day disguised coinage that are trying to be like the old fashioned standards of value.

He would rise & shine above it all & only park his gold with female gold standards such as his.
Precious & knows it ! A heardt of gold !


Heeeeeheeeeeee
:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

Do not underestimate the power of the penis.

Each man has two heads. As Yoda said "Judge me by my size do you?"

[mamboni]

That's why I am happy to have both: A beautiful, sexy woman who is also full of substance and personality and strength and will.

Thank God he blessed me with my wife.


Your wife beats you?

[Awoke]

Haha, only when I ask her to...

[milehi]

Kinda reminds me of the PSHTF movie, Cherry 2000.

[Santa]

I've decided to become a Ken doll. The penis removal and silicone injections will commence forthwith.
I do realize I will need to wait for all the appropriate software, but hey, becoming a Ken doll should be worth the wait.

Now where did I put those Fiskars?

[mamboni]

Haha, only when I ask her to...

Lucky dog!

[Serpo]

http://cdnimg.visualizeus.com/thumbs/1d/eb/childhood,doll,kelly,melt,melting,memories,psyched ilemma-1deb2b44c3964b245e41ec11c4addd52_m.jpg

[Old Herb Lady]

Your wife beats you?


Lucky dog!

You want a woman to beat you ? OMG !! When can I stop by your office ?
What do you prefer.....ball bats ? Nunchucks ?

[gunDriller]

As Yoda said "Judge me by my size do you?"

Yoda duels.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptCNwyV8PIE


why doesn't that Barbie woman hire herself out to Mattel ?

[Golden]

why doesn't that Barbie woman hire herself out to Mattel ?

You're not serious, right?

[mamboni]

You want a woman to beat you ? OMG !! When can I stop by your office ?
What do you prefer.....ball bats ? Nunchucks ?

My my OHL, I didn't know that you are so kinky.

[gunDriller]

i vote that Human Barbie demonstrate her sense of humor and get some tattoo's to go along with her Barbie-ness.

e.g. a Mattel tattoo on her lower belly.

maybe a "Made in the USA" tat and a "RoHS Compliant" and a "UL-approved" somewhere, also.

[sugar plum]

Try to guess her age: http://izismile.com/2011/11/09/try_and_guess_this_girls_age_34_pics.html

She's the one on the left


http://img.izismile.com/img/img4/20111109/640/try_and_guess_this_girls_age_640_34.jpg (http://izismile.com/2011/11/09/try_and_guess_this_girls_age_34_pics-34.html)

I thought of this picture on Thursday when I met a 50 year old woman who looked no older than 30 in her face. I was SHOCKED to find out she was 50! Her body was in great shape and could've passed for a 20-somethin' year old....Man, if women in general would just focus on being HEALTHY and quit trying to fit into some box that they think men would like, they'd achieve their goal better anyway!

[muffin]

I thought of this picture on Thursday when I met a 50 year old woman who looked no older than 30 in her face. I was SHOCKED to find out she was 50! Her body was in great shape and could've passed for a 20-somethin' year old....Man, if women in general would just focus on being HEALTHY and quit trying to fit into some box that they think men would like, they'd achieve their goal better anyway!

it helps to be blessed with great genetics too.

[Cebu_4_2]

wow...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezjcb1aCuqk&list=UUyhmQjRSPPnxN7CeRfVKAlw&index=5&feature=plcp

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezjcb1aCuqk&list=UUyhmQjRSPPnxN7CeRfVKAlw&index=5&feature=plcp

[Awoke]

http://newstotalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/The-Real-Life-Ukrainian-Barbie-Doll-Valeria-Lukyanova2.jpg

http://www.braincells4rent.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Valeria-Lukyanova-b4r-04.jpg
http://www.braincells4rent.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Valeria-Lukyanova-b4r-13.jpg




Though most people in the USA are just now hearing about her now, she has been well-known in the Russian world for a few years now, famed for being a singer, spiritualist, and web celebrity, as well as a high fashion model, making this less 'girl with poor self image' and more 'suprisingly savvy career move', especially since if you look at some of her older videos and projects, her looks owe more to genetics than the knife. Given her experience with web media and modeling, I would not be surprised at all if this was not part of an effort on her part to get her name out beyond Russia and Ukraine, something which given her new Facebook fan page (https://www.facebook.com/SeanCWKorsgaard#!/ValeriaLukyanova)alone is growing by thousands every day (something I with my 81 likes (https://www.facebook.com/#!/SeanCWKorsgaard)have to salute), I'd say worked. Plus, if you take a look at her site (http://www.amatue21.com/), what is she using her growing star power to showcase? Various charities and causes she works for. Overall, while I wouldn't call her an example to follow, she's far better than most of the people talking about her giver her credit for.


http://korsgaardscommentary.blogspot.ca/2012_04_01_archive.html


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-aX8_95zh_OY/T7DKHuGYHAI/AAAAAAAABC0/EWpk_knLDBc/s1600/valeria%2Blukyanova%2Bnormal.jpg

[singular_me]

http://newstotalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/The-Real-Life-Ukrainian-Barbie-Doll-Valeria-Lukyanova2.jpg

http://www.braincells4rent.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Valeria-Lukyanova-b4r-04.jpg

Looks like she has been 1 or to 2 ribs shortened or at least 1 removed and 1 shortened... and if any of that then she wore a corset throughout her adolescence 24/7. she has a very crystalin voice but that could be fake too, music studios can do great things these days

now this said, 12 pages for a barbie look...??!!

[freespirit]

... 12 pages for a barbie look...??!!


..go to your settings and adjust the number of posts per page...max it out at 40/page and it's really only 3 pages for a barbie look...just sayin...

[gunDriller]

now this said, 12 pages for a barbie look...??!!

What Would Ponce Say ?!

[freespirit]

What Would Ponce Say ?!

lol ;D

[Awoke]

she has a very crystalin voice but that could be fake too, music studios can do great things these days

uhhh...



Though most people in the USA are just now hearing about her now, she has been well-known in the Russian world for a few years now, famed for being a singer, spiritualist, and web celebrity, as well as a high fashion model,

[Awoke]

What Would Ponce Say ?!

He would say her beauty is leyendari.

[vacuum]

Look you can get the strikes with a bat at these!

Wonder where they purchase those soulless contact lens from?

2808

Interesting the difference between Arab and Russian men vs their women.

[steel_ag]

bump a dump

[Glass]

So I watch gaming tournament videos from time to time. If there are no shows to catchup on, movies to watch, net to read, I put on a SCII casted tournament. You can find a lot of casts on twitch.tv. Either live or rebroadcast.

I stumbled across this gamers channel: The Supermodel The Nerd (http://www.twitch.tv/tarababcock)

When I loaded this up, the young lady was sitting infront of the PC talking to a bunch of gaming nerd giving her a Q&A.

Get any kind of vibe from this one?