2012 Olympic Haiku

[Sparky]

Now opening our traditional Olympic Haiku thread. You get to be political and cynical in this one, as long as you follow the syllable syntax: 5-7-5

[osoab]

As Queen lights the torch.
Mystified morons in glee.
World crumbles anyway.

[slowbell]

Now opening our traditional Olympic Haiku thread. You get to be political and cynical in this one, as long as you follow the syllable syntax: 5-7-5

Will a big bomb blow?

False flag terrorist attack

Buy guns and preps.

[AndreaGail]

The games have arrived
One quick moment of silence
The eternal victim screams

[Santa]

Run jump swim skate try
What young dreams will judge's fry
Just to watch them die.

[slowbell]

Good Lord. This haiku thread seems to have a very negative theme.

[Sparky]

Good Lord. This haiku thread seems to have a very negative theme.

Good quality though. ;)

[joboo]

Illuminati.
Twenty twelve distraction time.
Line up for tickets.

[slowbell]

Run jump swim skate try
What young dreams will judge's fry
Just to watch them die.

May she run jump swim

Joyful sight for men to see

Will her breasts spring free?

[Golden]

monosyllabic
unfuckingbelievable
congratulations

[Skirnir_]

Bread and circuses:
drooling morons, leaping apes.
They can soak their heads.

[slowbell]

gals on trampolines

naked jumping up and down

happy thoughts, guys, cheers!

[Mouse]

Bread and Circuses
Swipe your EBT my friend
It's time for popcorn

[Gaillo]

London eyeball sees...
Illuminati slave crowd
Rothschilds laugh bwaaa haaaaaa!

[osoab]

Hey Sparky, where's your Haiku?

[Blink]

All watch with open eyes
blind to all those that die
games of distraction and lies.............

[JohnQPublic]

Top- All Seeing Eye(s)
Center- Funeral Pyre
The Queen Grows Weary

[Buddha]

Reptilian Bitch
I wish you all would just die
Deepest pit of Hell

[JohnQPublic]

Reptilian Bitch
I wish you all would just die
Deepest pit of Hell

That was very cheery, Buddha. :cool:

[Buddha]

That was very cheery, Buddha. :cool:

;) I try

[madfranks]

Hypnotize the world
Enjoy it now while you can
For your end is near

[TheNocturnalEgyptian]

Competition bounds

The goals, imaginary

For what do we fight?

[k-os]

Let's go, fight and win!
Gold medal is the best prize.
Wait, it's gold plated?

[osoab]

Bread and circuses.
Fireworks dazzling above.
It is over soon.

[k-os]

First or second place,
The same amount of silver:
92.5

[Santa]

Let's go, fight and win!
Gold medal is the best prize.
Wait, it's gold plated?

Yeah, now I remember. Cheap bastards. That's why I never tried out for the Olympics. :)

[k-os]

Gold, silver and bronze.
Custom since 1904
Fake since 1912.

[slowbell]

Let's go, fight and win!
Gold medal is the best prize.
Wait, it's gold plated?

I just wanted to say this haiku wins the gold plated haiku gold medal here on gsus, so far, imo. I damn near fell over laughing. Thanks for that. :)

[Mouse]

We have won medal
Orgy in village tonight
Bring your puddy poo

[Osiris]

Excited for the games
Oh so patriotic
Watching all the slaves

[Osiris]

Excited for the weekend
Go red white and blue
Oh wait, I have to root for the joo

[Gaillo]

Excited for the weekend
Go red white and blue
Oh wait, I have to root for the joo

7-5-9... Interesting Haiku form! ;D

[slowbell]

7-5-9... Interesting Haiku form! ;D

Gaillo, haiku...

Nazi! He's counting syllables

We are all doomed.

[k-os]

Gaillo, haiku...

Nazi! He's counting syllables

We are all doomed.

slowbell, 4-9-4
is not a haiku pattern
so, please try again

[Santa]

Hello! Olympics.
Just to remind everyone
to get back to work. :)

[Sparky]

Diversity hoax?
Need motivation to watch?
Root for the white teams.

[sirgonzo420]

Oh Team USA

why is it thy uniforms

say "Made in China"?

[Gaillo]

slowbell, 4-9-4
is not a haiku pattern
so, please try again

ah hah hah ha ha...
Bwahahahahahaha
Aaaaah hah hah hah haw! ;D

[osoab]

slowbell, 4-9-4
is not a haiku pattern
so, please try again


Haiku nazi speaks.
Spoils slowbell's typing attempt.
Still is funny though.

[joboo]

slowbell, 4-9-4
is not a haiku pattern
so, please try again

Oh my, you're quite good.
Some have trouble with Haiku.
Such a shame tsk tsk

[Gaillo]

Gaillo, haiku...

Nazi! He's counting syllables

We are all doomed.

Not the count, so much...
But the feel of the poem
Youth had much Japan!

[slowbell]

Oh my, you're quite good.
Some have trouble with Haiku.
Such a shame tsk tsk

Dude, I'm not alone

Hammerheads suck at haiku

You suck too, meathead.

[Horn]

One good eye,
Is better than two bad
Even squids know.

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/u2FZRYU4uSs/0.jpg

[joboo]

Thread turning teh gayz
The Olympics in London
slowbell is drinking...

;D

[slowbell]

slowbell is drinking...

;D

Three sheets to the wind

Windward her bow goes, it seems.

Darn date stood me up. :(

[BrewTech]

This thread is epic
I dare not participate
For fear of failure

[Mouse]

Beer and chips are here
The diversity is here
We are all brown fags

[Neuro]

Two thousand and twelve
Let the games of fear begin
Many dead will be

[big country]

Competition Grand!
I won the gold-plate medal!
I owe how much tax?

[chad]

i hate the medal games
a bunch of communist events
made up sports suck

[Skirnir_]

Might Perfidious
Albion submerge
beneath the ocean?

[joboo]

Knock, knock. Who is there?
It is me, five seven five!
Who the hell is that?

;)

[gunDriller]

worst part of the games
those stupid fucking mascots
melt them in the sun

[Sparky]

Knock, knock. Who is there?
It is me, five seven five!
Who the hell is that?

;)

Many thanks, joboo.
Someone has to point it out.
Delinquent counters.

[Sparky]

worst part of the games
those stupid fucking mascots
melt them in the sun

Those one-eyed tampons
Running all around London.
Need one good sniper.

[Neuro]

Those one-eyed tampons
Running all around London.
Need one good sniper.
Thank you graciously
you made a splendid haiku
doom to the mascots

[osoab]

Olympics go on.
I do not care one tiny bit.
Dancing with the stars.

[Sparky]

It's so damn simple.
First 5, then 7, then 5.
Some of you can't count.

[Mouse]

It's so damn simple.
First 5, then 7, then 5.
Some of you can't count.

Some of me can't count
First 5, then 7, then "Oh Shit"
I edited post

[big country]

Here:
http://www.howmanysyllables.com/howtocountsyllables.html

For those that need lessons' how to count syllables

[Mouse]

Some of me can't count
First 5, then 7, then "Oh Shit"
I edited post


I cannot count right
I was trained as accountant
CPA useless

[big country]

controversy thrives
olympic scandals the norm
cheating is rampant

[k-os]

First that I have seen
Some mens volleyball today
Yummy eye candy

[MNeagle]

First that I have seen
Some mens volleyball today
Yummy eye candy

http://ts1.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=4940033351484420&id=3e9ca61237b459b02c172fcc634917ba

[k-os]

http://ts1.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=4940033351484420&id=3e9ca61237b459b02c172fcc634917ba


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This is the one who caught my eye. Phil Dalhausser - his nickname is "The Thin Beast". Sounds just like my type. Too young . . . again, just like my type. :p

[MNeagle]

nothing wrong with younger!!

[Horn]

nothing wrong with younger!!

Has to make at least double my salary though.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-L9ek3rPnixM/Tu3uWhsRQ_I/AAAAAAAAEwE/A4cI-2lhrfE/s1600/WomensVolleyball.png

[Sparky]

This is the one who caught my eye. Phil Dalhausser - his nickname is "The Thin Beast". Sounds just like my type. Too young . . . again, just like my type. :p

Yes, Phil Dalhausser
His nickname is "The Thin Beast"
K-os likes 'em thin.

[Sparky]

On the women's side
As far as volleyball goes
Here's Jordan Larson.

You know what's so great?
After ev'ry single point
They touch each other.

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