The Cult of the Flying Jackass. Pro thread. G Rated.

[Skirnir_]

I have just joined this forum and was straightway confronted with misrepresentations of my faith. My responses resulted in questions off topic to those threads. Hence, a new thread for those who may have genuine interest in obtaining a true answer to a sincere question they may have. Please do not post anti-jackass literature to this thread, I have no intention of bashing my head against a brick wall responding to any such lies and nonsense. Do so in another thread if you have to.

(h/t to this post) (http://gold-silver.us/forum/showthread.php?62718-The-Church-of-Jesus-Christ-of-Latter-day-Saints-Pro-thread-G-Rated)

For those of you who may not be familiar with my faith, I believe that jackasses can fly when two conditions occur: that no one is looking, and that we have faith. Gravity is simply heretical.

[Horn]

http://www.freethinkersoffaith.com/images/masonic_g.jpg

[k-os]

Is special underwear required in your cult?

[Skirnir_]

Is special underwear required in your cult?

We prefer freeballing, or whatever that is for ladies.

[Dogman]

Is special underwear required in your cult?

Suggested but not required (As far as the rumors go)

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[gunDriller]

how often do we have to change our underwear in your cult ?

[Skirnir_]

how often do we have to change our underwear in your cult ?

Again, freeballing is preferred.

[Dogman]

Again, freeballing is preferred. Also known as Going Commando


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Going_commando

[midnight rambler]

We prefer freeballing, or whatever that is for ladies.

For the ladies, it's called tits free.

[Horn]

We prefer freeballing, or whatever that is for ladies.

Why would you reject k-os with your first mandate?

Everyone knows she wears hers 2 sizes too small.

I'm only kidding, geez louiz :)

[Skirnir_]

Why would you reject k-os with your first mandate?

Everyone knows she wears hers 2 sizes too small.

I'm only kidding, geez louiz :)

The Cult of the Flying Jackass accepts delusional people of all underwear, but we like our underwear like we like our faculties for critical thought: none at all.

[Horn]

The Cult of the Flying Jackass accepts delusional people of all underwear, but we like our underwear like we like our faculties for critical thought: none at all.

You're gonna need some loose fitting hippie undergarment soul music for entry semblance to the Holy ground.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0k1JyRLiDgE&feature=g-vrec

[Serpo]

Does the cult love nice art work like this other cult................http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h243/Remaq/555761_423083904400165_1493179040_n.jpgUnleash the demons it looks to me

[gunDriller]

Again, freeballing is preferred.


i would guess that brown or camouflage colored Docker's work better than white or black Docker's, for those who choose the Commando route.

[Skirnir_]

Does the cult love nice art work like this other cult

This is similar to my last hallucination.

[old steel]

Is your name Joe?

Say it ain't so.

[Skirnir_]

Is your name Joe?

Say it ain't so.

Very well; "it ain't so".