General of Darkness
13th August 2012, 07:40 PM
LMAO, it's either chimp outs or muh dik.
August 10, 2012
Accused Walmart Groper, 18, Told Cops He Was Powerless Against An Enticing "Booty"
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http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/assets/morrisa.jpgMeet Aaron Morris.
The 18-year-old Floridian is sitting in a Broward County jail cell due to poor impulse control.
Specifically, Morris is accused of groping a woman’s buttocks outside a dressing room at a Walmart in North Lauderdale. The teenager, pictured in the adjacent mug shot, was arrested shortly after the incident Thursday evening.
During questioning by law enforcement, Morris copped to grabbing the victim’s rear end and provided an explanation, of sorts, for his behavior, according to a sheriff’s report (http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/assets/1bootyreport.jpg).
“Her booty looked so good,” he noted, “I just couldn’t resist touching it.”
Locked up in lieu of $1000 bail, Morris has been charged with touch or strike/battery, a misdemeanor.
August 10, 2012
Accused Walmart Groper, 18, Told Cops He Was Powerless Against An Enticing "Booty"
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http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/assets/morrisa.jpgMeet Aaron Morris.
The 18-year-old Floridian is sitting in a Broward County jail cell due to poor impulse control.
Specifically, Morris is accused of groping a woman’s buttocks outside a dressing room at a Walmart in North Lauderdale. The teenager, pictured in the adjacent mug shot, was arrested shortly after the incident Thursday evening.
During questioning by law enforcement, Morris copped to grabbing the victim’s rear end and provided an explanation, of sorts, for his behavior, according to a sheriff’s report (http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/assets/1bootyreport.jpg).
“Her booty looked so good,” he noted, “I just couldn’t resist touching it.”
Locked up in lieu of $1000 bail, Morris has been charged with touch or strike/battery, a misdemeanor.