Breaking News - Kaos and I are getting married

[General of Darkness]

Just to piss everyone off. ;)

[vacuum]

Darkness and Kaos....are you going to have children?

[Heimdhal]

Now THATS a wedding I gotta see

[General of Darkness]

Darkness and Kaos....are you going to have children?

We're planning on adopting.

http://www.perfectlocks.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/black-girls-natural-afro-curls1.jpg

[Horn]

Directions to the wedding are somewhere close to a 10ft. pole.

[zap]

I hope you have invited Magnes and Mayhem, since they are like brothers.:)

[JohnQPublic]

Are you going to tour the country in an RV as your honeymoon?

[cortez]

i object!

[Dogman]

She needs to get a couple of divorces done first.

[AndreaGail]

We're planning on adopting.

http://www.perfectlocks.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/black-girls-natural-afro-curls1.jpg

O0

JQP had the foresight to create a smile for your beautiful child :D

[k-os]

It's true!3505

[k-os]

Well, Mayhem will be General of Darkness's father-in-law (in case you didn't know). MAGNES can be the ring bearer, or . . . best man? That's up to the General.

[zap]

I'd say Best Man so he can keep a eye on Mayhem, as he walks you down the aisle.

[Skirnir_]

According to that picture's EXIF data, you must have already been engaged for at least four years.

[General of Darkness]

According to that picture's EXIF data, you must have already been engaged for at least four years.

Shut your vaghole, we've been talking about this for some time.

[Skirnir_]

Shut your vaghole, we've been talking about this for some time.

I am sure you have been talking, and she has been ignoring or humouring.

[zap]

Shut it skinir ! I have just been asked to be the Maid of honor.

[Dogman]

I nominate SirGonzo420 to preform the ceremony he (Methink) is ordained.

And Horn can do the music!

[old steel]

I'll tend the bar at the reception, no worries.

[slvrbugjim]

I will attend the bar no worries, just be plenty stocked

[ShortJohnSilver]

Mamboni will give you the medical clearance. You may have internal, dick-stabbing related tears in your microscopic reticulmurpursulum which could cause you problems later...

[Large Sarge]

a silver spoon for each new addition for the happy family....

please post pics of the happy occassion

[mamboni]

Is cross-species marriage legal in California?

[JohnQPublic]

Shut your vaghole, we've been talking about this for some time.

General finally showed kaos his stash.







After laughing her ass off she agreed to the marriage anyway.

[madfranks]

I'll bring the band.

[mamboni]

General finally showed kaos his stash.







After laughing her ass off she agreed to the marriage anyway.

Yeah, I didn't think k-os was a size queen.

[Old Herb Lady]

It's true!3505

Congratulations !! WOW !

Ok, so obviously I am slow and don't read enough posts/threads on here....
At first I thought u guys were joking around, fill me in....
Joking or for real cuz that rock doesn't look like your joking.
helll-ooooooooooooo !!!!!

Cuz I don't want to get all happy for you all if it's just Generals dream/fantasy that he's posting
just to stir peoples over active imaginations !

Tell me !!!

[mamboni]

Ah yes...I can see it now....

3507

[JDRock]

Day 1...the general is demoted to colonel....;)

[mamboni]

True love, ahhh! They say behind every great man is a woman:

3508
http://gold-silver.us/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=3508&d=1345557192.jpeg

[beefsteak]

are you confusing lil'general with a "great man?" Say it ain't so, mamboni!

[Old Herb Lady]

are you confusing lil'general with a "great man?" Say it ain't so, mamboni!

The General is a mighty fine man, beefsteak & would make a great husband if the wife just has LOTSA these ! No prob !

http://i836.photobucket.com/albums/zz281/ivanuzi/earplugs.jpg


and insert lotsa this ! duh !
http://i1012.photobucket.com/albums/af246/Billy-Mac_photos/GEWar/soap_in_mouth_270.jpg


VOILA !

[midnight rambler]

Who is this Kaos character you're referring to?? ???

http://blogs.pcmag.com/securitywatch/kaos.jpg

[General of Darkness]

Within 8 hours.

http://www.colourbox.com/preview/4212633-232773-domestic-violence-wife-trying-to-beat-her-husband-with-a-chair.jpg

I hear she runs a tight ship.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZIvg_I3yHx0/TEYQLcKFKjI/AAAAAAAAGbs/45miJmFqfQM/s1600/wife+rolling+pin.jpg

[k-os]

Who is this Kaos character you're referring to?? ???

You would think he'd know how to spell my name, right?

[General of Darkness]

Hey Dad, she tastes like chicken. :)

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv7vmjGW5S1qg08uio1_1280.jpg

[Skirnir_]

Hey Dad, she tastes like chicken. :)

Are you a dog?

[Dogman]

Are you a dog? Please do not degrade or slander my species.

[Skirnir_]

Please do not degrade or slander my species.

He claimed to have sired one, thus my inquiry.

[Neuro]

Better host this wedding in thunderdoom!

[Sparky]

You would think he'd know how to spell my name, right?

I've been resisting the urge to bring that up...

[Gaillo]

Just to piss everyone off. ;)

You don't need to marry K-OS to piss everyone off... ;D

[joboo]

You don't need to marry K-OS to piss everyone off... ;D

I'm still waiting on the details as to why it's supposed to piss everyone off.

[{p**p}]

[Libertytree]

Three things...

1. Where's the bachelor party?

2. I'm the one she brings beers to when I'm on the tractor, got it pal!

3. Has this union been given a full blessing by Cali Gang Inc.?

;D

[Neuro]

3. Has this union been given a full blessing by Cali Gang Inc.?

Magnes would know before the Cali Gang...

[sirgonzo420]

Magnes would know before the Cali Gang...

Magnes is going to shit a (hopefully gold) brick when he reads this thread.

[Neuro]

2. I'm the one she brings beers to when I'm on the tractor, got it pal!

You plan on bringing the tractor from Florida to California? Besides, do I detect some jealousy in your tone?

[mamboni]

You don't need to marry K-OS to piss everyone off... ;D

I'd be more worried about K-OS being pissed off if the General is hung like a poodle rather than a great dane.

[sirgonzo420]

I'd be more worried about K-OS being pissed off if the General is hung like a poodle rather than a great dane.

smaller target for dick-stabbings

[Neuro]

smaller target for dick-stabbings
What goes around, comes around!

[Libertytree]

You plan on bringing the tractor from Florida to California? Besides, do I detect some jealousy in your tone?

Not at all, who do ya think is giving the bride away? Her brother.

[gunDriller]

Three things...

1. Where's the bachelor party?
;D

Where's the Bachelorette party ?! :)


Congratulations !

are you registered at APMex ?

[Neuro]

Not at all, who do ya think is giving the bride away? Her brother.
I thought it was sublimely hinted back in this thread that her estranged father Mayhem had that honour...

[Libertytree]

I thought it was sublimely hinted back in this thread that her estranged father Mayhem had that honour...

There's psyops everywhere!

[Gaillo]

This whole thing seems vaguely incestuous somehow... :o

[Neuro]

This whole thing seems vaguely incestuous somehow... :o
A new rule that forum members are not allowed to get married on the way, or something? After all aren't we all brothers and sisters? :)

[Neuro]

There's psyops everywhere!
So no mystery tour deuce, with you on the tractor to California?

[Old Herb Lady]

uhhh this thread is hilarious. LMAO. Hell, i don't even drink (i'm crazy enough already ! ) but i think i'd love to go to a GSUS wedding
just so i could drink and LMAO some more ! Wooot ! Also--I used to be a bridal consultant when I was in my early 20's ( back then they called
them bridal consultants, now they're called wedding planners) anyhoo---please let me help with table/seating arrangements.
Trust me, you're gonna need somone for THAT !

[k-os]

This thread is full of laughs. Thanks everyone!

[Dogman]

uhhh this thread is hilarious. LMAO. Hell, i don't even drink (i'm crazy enough already ! ) but i think i'd love to go to a GSUS wedding
just so i could drink and LMAO some more ! Wooot ! Also--I used to be a bridal consultant when I was in my early 20's ( back then they called
them bridal consultants, now they're called wedding planners) anyhoo---please let me help with table/seating arrangements.
Trust me, you're gonna need somone for THAT !

First K-os needs to pick a theme, and her colors!

[sirgonzo420]

First K-os needs to pick a theme, and her colors!

That would have to be Silver and Gold, right?

[Dogman]

That would have to be Silver and Gold, right? It would seem, but we all know she likes doomey hi-lights also. So the metal colors could be used as hi-lights with the primary doom colors? Got to work some ammo/camo into the theme also.

[k-os]

First K-os needs to pick a theme, and her colors!

Silver and gold, of course.

[Old Herb Lady]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-l_lcSbIHMus/T3PU0bDqoXI/AAAAAAAAGJ4/hmK8vDj0Otk/s400/flowing-gold-wedding-dresses.jpg (http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-l_lcSbIHMus/T3PU0bDqoXI/AAAAAAAAGJ4/hmK8vDj0Otk/s1600/flowing-gold-wedding-dresses.jpg)

here's a gold colored gown, too !

[k-os]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-l_lcSbIHMus/T3PU0bDqoXI/AAAAAAAAGJ4/hmK8vDj0Otk/s400/flowing-gold-wedding-dresses.jpg (http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-l_lcSbIHMus/T3PU0bDqoXI/AAAAAAAAGJ4/hmK8vDj0Otk/s1600/flowing-gold-wedding-dresses.jpg)

here's a gold colored gown, too !

Are you trying to tell me that I can't wear white? :p

[General of Darkness]

I can't decide which one of these I like better.

http://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/articles2/a96789_a499_sexy-kissing.jpg

http://funmeme.com/image.axd?picture=Funny-Wedding-Cake-Topper.jpg

[Old Herb Lady]

Are you trying to tell me that I can't wear white? :p

hahaha K-os, I won't post a pic of what I was gonna, but gold colored lingerie for da hunneymoooon then ! I'll buy it for your present, I mean his present , HA !!

[Dogman]

Are you trying to tell me that I can't wear white? :p Can not silver be considered 'White'?

[Skirnir_]

I can't decide which one of these I like better.

That's what the Koreans say about your dogs.

[gunDriller]

uhhh this thread is hilarious. LMAO. Hell, i don't even drink (i'm crazy enough already ! ) but i think i'd love to go to a GSUS wedding
just so i could drink and LMAO some more !

i don't drink often, it is good for treating pain, and for putting me into a comatose state where i respond to questions mono-syllable-istically.

[Gaillo]

i don't drink often, it is good for treating pain, and for putting me into a comatose state where i respond to questions mono-syllable-istically.

Isn't that why everyone drinks? ;D

[Osiris]

Congratulations! I think...

Please tell me there will be no license involved...

[midnight rambler]

Congratulations! I think...

Please tell me there will be no license involved...

I'm relatively sure that these two know better than to get a 3-way going with the corporate state.

[Dogman]

Congratulations! I think...

Please tell me there will be no license involved... Na, just a pernup stating that everything he owns is is hers, and everything she owns is hers.

[zap]

I'm sure Palani can draw up that document for them.

[madfranks]

Word is that K-os is upset that Mishko wants to pick the flowers out by himself.

[Santa]

My goodness, you young people sure are casual about getting married these days.
Whatever happened to just shagging for a night or two?

[singular_me]

and I thought it was a thread started to chat about nothing....went through all the postings, and realized it sounds pretty serious, congrats!!

all the best

[General of Darkness]

and I thought it was a thread started to chat about nothing....went through all the postings, and realized it sounds pretty serious, congrats!!

all the best

Thank you. Kaos asked me, and since I'm not getting any younger I reluctantly said, OK. But I did demand that I kick the tires before final purchase if you know what I mean. ;)

[vacuum]

Wow... so this is real.

[LuckyStrike]

Magnes is going to shit a (hopefully gold) brick when he reads this thread.

Dibs on said brick if it is indeed gold.

[LuckyStrike]

Wow... so this is real.

Very real surprisingly enough.

[General of Darkness]

OH COME YOU GUYS. You seriously think that, oh never mind?

[Horn]

Yous guys could be the next Sonny & Cher!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsO8R8u0MYk&feature=related

[BrewTech]

*SIGH* I suppose you're going to need beer at the rehearsal dinner...

[General of Darkness]

*SIGH* I suppose you're going to need beer at the rehearsal dinner...

This is turning into a Fandango.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHh-Kbr3wPs&feature=relmfu

[Skirnir_]

What about the expatriation plans? As much as I dislike you, I do not want to see anyone stuck in this second-rate backwater unnecessarily.

[madfranks]

Come on guys, this is obviously a put on, and K-os is humoring us all by going along with it. Funny though!

[mamboni]

GoD and K[a]os, finally joined together in eternal union. The universe has finally achieved lasting peace. We have finally arrived at the singularity. This truly is the dawning of the age of Aquarius. In celebration of this blessed event, I give you...the lovely bride and groom's chosen Wedding song:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1orMXD_Ijbs

[slowbell]

Come on guys, this is obviously a put on, and K-os is humoring us all by going along with it. Funny though!

Funny, but a nice thought though.

To k-os, a most perfect woman I've ever met, and to GoD, a great man worthy of such. Both fine folks, indeed.

One of these days there will be a GSUS wedding, indeed!

[Dogman]

Funny, but a nice thought though.

To k-os, a most perfect woman I've ever met, and to GoD, a great man worthy of such. Both fine folks, indeed.

One of these days there will be a GSUS wedding, indeed!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAMJIpDou2o

[Serpo]

Come on guys, this is obviously a put on, and K-os is humoring us all by going along with it. Funny though!

Dont be ridiculous ,who would joke over getting married..............

it aint no laughing matter.......

[singular_me]

Thank you. Kaos asked me, and since I'm not getting any younger I reluctantly said, OK. But I did demand that I kick the tires before final purchase if you know what I mean. ;)


ROFLOL... late marriages often are the most solid. So go ahead with final purchase!

[JohnQPublic]

Funny, but a nice thought though.

To k-os, a most perfect woman I've ever met, and to GoD, a great man worthy of such. Both fine folks, indeed.

One of these days there will be a GSUS wedding, indeed!

At GSUS you go straight to the silver anniversary! None of this copper, paper, etc. intermediaries. Gold, palladium, and platinum follow quickly.

[gunDriller]

i thought it was for Mega-real.

but it was a little odd that K-os asked how GoD's knee was doing in that other thread.

she would know, if they were engaged ... unless it was a head fake for some reason ... this is complicated.

[Libertarian_Guard]

This comes as quite the surprise, as I haven’t been here lately, I had no idea.

To the blushing bride, I offer my heartfelt condolences.

[LuckyStrike]

Funny though!

I don't know what is funny about two lovers entering into marriage.

[madfranks]

I don't know what is funny about two lovers entering into marriage.

Did you miss that it's just a joke?

[JDRock]

....all was well with the happy couple UNTIL, they they decided to pool their silver....last i knew the honeymoon was OVER! ( in keeping with the op's light hearted intent)

[Dogman]

....all was well with the happy couple UNTIL, they they decided to pool their silver....last i knew the honeymoon was OVER! ( in keeping with the op's light hearted intent)

His and Hers.

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[gunDriller]

I don't know what is funny about two lovers entering into marriage.

depends.

if it's Lucy & Desy, or Edith & Archie ... i don't know any modern day TV comedy couples.

[LuckyStrike]

Did you miss that it's just a joke?

Why you ruin joke?

[Mouse]

I will take the AK and the two mags that fit it. I don't think those plastic mags on the left are gonna fit that gun on the right. But I am already married and this is someone elses problem :)

And watch out you don't load a keychain into your 50 cal.

His and Hers.

3526

[Awoke]

His and Hers.

3526

You taking pictures of BlackBlades wedding gift?