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Ponce
9th September 2012, 11:04 AM
The funny part about this article is that that will be exactly what will happen.......people will be so hungry that they will do whatever is needed to feed their family and that's what they will look like.
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The ‘alert’ was a humorous way to give advice to citizens on how to prepare for such real threats as hurricanes, earthquakes, pandemics and terrorist attacks.


The Homeland Security Department warned citizens on Thursday that the “zombies are coming,” and urged them to be ready for a walking-dead apocalypse, The Associated Press reported.

The zombie “warning” is part of a public health campaign calling for citizens to be ready for disaster — to know to stock up on food, batteries and water, and to keep extra changes of clothes and medication on hand.

Of course, those same preparations will also come in handy in case of a hurricane, earthquake, pandemic or terrorist attack, and that’s the idea behind the campaign.

In an online seminar, emergency planners were told to use zombies to get their point across that emergency preparation — for anything — is important.

The Centers for Disease Control used the same tactic last year with its zombie apocalypse social media campaign. The agency posted a blog post with detailed recommendations of how to survive a zombie attack.

A CDC spokesperson explained at the time that the campaign was introduced to get Americans interested in its annual campaign for hurricane preparedness.

“I worry we try the same thing every year and I didn’t know how many people we were actually engaging,” Dave Daigle of the CDC told The Los Angeles Times. “Let’s face it — preparedness and public health are not exactly sexy topics.”

In a statement, the CDC later confirmed it does not know of any zombie-like virus or condition.



Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/zombie-alert-issued-homeland-security-article-1.1154245#ixzz25z8wadb6

TheNocturnalEgyptian
9th September 2012, 12:15 PM
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Never need to reload

old steel
9th September 2012, 12:41 PM
http://www.council-of-elrond.com/castdb/legolas/legolas8.jpg


Never need to reload

My arms grow tired just lookin' at them.

Shami-Amourae
9th September 2012, 12:45 PM
Not very effective against a smoker.

BrewTech
9th September 2012, 12:47 PM
“Let’s face it — preparedness and public health are not exactly sexy topics.”

I don't know about public heath, but prepping gives me wood...

:p

vacuum
9th September 2012, 03:18 PM
Even if most people are sheep, it appears that subconsciously everyone knows what the deal is.

Serpo
9th September 2012, 03:28 PM
the Zombies are the PTB who are close to the living dead at the moment and will start foaming at the mouth very soon

Glass
9th September 2012, 09:37 PM
I personally think the sheep are the zombies and they have been at large for some time. They aren't attacking you directly yet but they are affecting you with their amazing powers of stupidity.