The hands-free automatic sperm extractor

[Serpo]

Wonder how much second hand ones go for.......hahaha


Chinese hospitals introduce hands-free automatic 'sperm extractor' for donors (that even play videos to 'help')



Automatic sperm extractors are being introduced in a Nanjing hospital, capital of Jiangsu province

By Daily Mail Reporter (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/search.html?s=&authornamef=Daily+Mail+Reporter)
PUBLISHED: 11:43 GMT, 21 September 2012 | UPDATED: 17:00 GMT, 21 September 2012






Chinese hospitals are introducing a new machine which can extract sperm for donors.
According to China’s Weibo social platform the automatic sperm extractors are being introduced in a Nanjing hospital, capital of Jiangsu province.

The pink, grey and white machine has a massage pipe at the front which apparently can be adjusted according to the height of its user.
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Revolutionary: Chinese hospitals are introducing a new machine which can extract sperm for donors



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New experience: A visitor explores the machine at an exhibition, left. The small screen, right, also plays films for the user



Speed, frequency, amplitude and temperature are also controllable.
It has a small screen on the top which plays films for the user to help them with the extraction process.

The director of the urology department at Zhengzhou Central Hospital said the machine was being used by infertility patients who are finding it difficult to retrieve sperm the old fashioned way.
A website which is selling the machine for $2,800 promoting it stating 'it can give patients very comfortable feeling.'

VIDEO: The hands-free automatic sperm extractor


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[Libertytree]

Me thinks I used to date her much younger sister, but for the $ it cost me the lil sis was a bargain!

[Ponce]

Anyone ever seen "A Boy And His Dog?".......hahaaahaahaaah, this underground village tried to use one on him.

[mamboni]

A little marketing is all that's needed: New! From Apple.....the iExtractor!!!!

[EE_]

They could have left a flat spot on top...to set a beer on.
Maybe dress it up a bit?

[mamboni]

They could have left a flat spot on top...to set a beer on.
Maybe dress it up a bit?

My late cousin used to always say: the perfect woman is 4 feet tall with a flat head.;D

[milehi]

The first photo looks like a pencil sharpener.

[midnight rambler]

I'm wondering why a country with an overpopulation problem where they limit couples to one child via state policy needs 'sperm donors'.

[Ponce]

the first photo looks like a pencil sharpener.

ouchhhhhhhhhhh.......

[Neuro]

My late cousin used to always say: the perfect woman is 4 feet tall with a flat head.;D
What did he die from?

[Serpo]

I'm wondering why a country with an overpopulation problem where they limit couples to one child via state policy needs 'sperm donors'.


its turned into cow food..................

[Cebu_4_2]

No fvcking way my dick fit in that thing, I vote for the younger sister option.

[Neuro]

No fvcking way my dick fit in that thing, I vote for the younger sister option.
You can do the 'Helicopter' with her...

[Glass]

They could have left a flat spot on top...to set a beer on.
Maybe dress it up a bit?

Maybe they can option it up with a selection of lipstick.

Does it come with an audio track?

[singular_me]

article doesnt say if xxx movies are too available on demand :)

[Dogman]

article doesnt say if xxx movies are too available on demand :)

Sure it does, It says the screen can play "movies" for the user. ;D

[EE_]

Maybe they can option it up with a selection of lipstick.

Does it come with an audio track?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MRfvI8Mwv4&feature=related

[singular_me]

Sure it does, It says the screen can play "movies" for the user. ;D

ooops, I may have scanned too fast... maybe should the makers of this extractor get in touch with Real Dolls Inc

http://www.realdoll.com/cgi-bin/snav.rd?action=viewpage&section=dollgallery

lets stick to business LOL

[Dogman]

ooops, I may have scanned too fast... maybe should the makers of this extractor get in touch with Real Dolls Inc

http://www.realdoll.com/cgi-bin/snav.rd?action=viewpage&section=dollgallery

lets stick to business LOL

Dolls combined with this toy = Brilliant! http://gold-silver.us/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=3733&d=1348330119&thumb=1&stc=1

[TheNocturnalEgyptian]

Just one step closer to farming humanity.

[slowbell]

What if this fancy new device malfunctions? What guy in his right mind would willing put his most sensitive body part in that thing?

What they really need, is a hot real living nurse, to extract the semen. That might actually give the fellows some incentive to come in and donate.

[Santa]

Noooo way I'd poke that. That ain't no female. That's a male machine if I ever saw one. :)

[Glass]

Noooo way I'd poke that. That ain't no female. That's a male machine if I ever saw one. :)

yeah thats a good point. What is the gender of this machine?

I've just been given a business idea by Santa. Not a pleasant one by any means but I'm sure it would be a money spinner. Glory be.

[Serpo]

im not sure its measurements would stack up too well..................but for the record its neither male or female .......its a machine but may answer to Dorthy if aroused.;D

[Old Herb Lady]

What ever loser would actually stick his junk in that made in china piece of junk deserves to have whatever mechanical malfunction that should occur.

[EE_]

What ever loser would actually stick his junk in that made in china piece of junk deserves to have whatever mechanical malfunction that should occur.

The same could be said for all dildos/vibrators that are incidentally made in China, no?
Hi OHL...welcome back!

[Mouse]

I wonder who cleans it and how that all works out for them. I bet they don't clean it. "Next!"

Sloppy billionses?

[Celtic Rogue]

I was going to say... Lets make this sticky.... but it probably already is! LOL