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Ponce
6th November 2012, 10:50 AM
Good article............ http://beforeitsnews.com/christian-news/2012/04/shocking-discovery-noahs-ark-found-2044569.html

sirgonzo420
6th November 2012, 10:54 AM
I'm glad they found it again.


You'd think that they wouldn't keep losing it.

chad
6th November 2012, 10:56 AM
everybody knows indy found it during ww2. it's stored in a giant warehouse.

sirgonzo420
6th November 2012, 11:01 AM
everybody knows indy found it during ww2. it's stored in a giant warehouse.

Unless my Indiana Jones collection is incomplete, you're thinking of the wrong ark.

;D

http://www.animaatjes.nl/plaatjes/a/ark-van-noach/animaatjes-ark-van-noach-17343.jpg

http://webspace.webring.com/people/ua/ancients_uk/images/liftingark.jpg


by the way, Harrison Ford is a jew (http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=73)

vacuum
6th November 2012, 11:02 AM
One other possibility is that it can never be found if it decomposed millennia ago.

StreetsOfGold
6th November 2012, 01:06 PM
I'm glad they found it again.


You'd think that they wouldn't keep losing it.

Those pictures are old. But who needs pictures? God's word is enough

An Ark made of Gopher wood with pitch and buried could potentially last thousands of years.

You are expected to believe that dinosaur BLOOD survived MILLIONS (80 million supposedly LOL too funny for words) of years as dictated by the high priests that pimp the evolution religion CLAIM so why could an ark not survive a few thousand?

BarnkleBob
6th November 2012, 01:53 PM
I'm glad they found it again.


You'd think that they wouldn't keep losing it.

Sure they did! LOL, did they also find all the dung too? IMO the Ark story is allegory, not literal, the gopher wood is representative of the tree of life found in the Garden.... The Ark represents the initiates purifying process, the waters that flood the land are representations of the spirit.... "as above, so below." The purification of blood where the soul lives and the Archons attack the spirit....

"The Hypostasis of the Archons" (explained)

http://cjstone.hubpages.com/hub/The-Hypostasis-of-the-Archons

joboo
6th November 2012, 02:01 PM
Thank goodness all the animals in the world were in walking distance from the ark.

What luck!

mightymanx
6th November 2012, 02:36 PM
Thank goodness all the animals in the world were in walking distance from the ark.

What luck!
The dinosaur's taxi was late to the landing.3958