Mamboni DOA

[Rubberchicken]

I would like to show some appreciation for Mamboni's participation here, so I call it Doc's Observations and Affirmations- DOA. He is a great and wise forum member who can put perspective into words that affirm that we are right in preparing for future societal breakdown, calling out the failed American leadership and the idea that purchasing silver and gold will one day separate the haves from the have nots. So from a not to often poster but always a reader a BIG THANK YOU Mamboni for not only your insights but your unfettered willingness to share. THANKS!

Mamboni quotes-Extramarital affair? Well, that is serious. It's not like he did something trivial like post an obvious forged birth certificate, lied about his place of birth and citizenship or cavorted with known terrorists and bigotted race baiters. Adultery, that be some bad shit.

I'm with you. I'm here mainly for the guns and gold, gold broadly meaning investment and wealth preservation topics. Also, I find the "conspiracy" and "politics" stuff useful and interesting. Occasional, an obscure topic thread turns out to be a pleasant discovery (i.e. solar activity, EMP etc.). So like you the religion stuff and pissing matchs don't interest me. The thing of it is, all one has to do is ignore and bypass this stuff. We have a very free forum here and the price we pay is the sporadic dribble and drabble. It's not a reason to leave. I for one want to help others see the big and important stuff vis-a-vis sound money and America's future. We in the know have a patriotic and moral duty to get the word out. If not here at GSUS, where?

Tp paraphrase Edna Mode: "Stay! Fight! And Win!"

It ain't perfect but it's a step in the right direction. As propaganda goes, it's a limited hangout. As we enter the coming crisis, I observe that the previously supine folk around me are increasingly fearful and suddenly open to new answers and information. Now is the time to begin educating your friends, neighbors and coworkers, gently, inexorably and consistently, with ALL the facts, about our government, Agenda 21, the NWO and the Federal Reserve Banking Cartel. Only an informed populace can strike at the root of evil and restore self-government to themselves and their heirs.

The one silver lining of an Obama victory is that it has galvanized and simplified my investment strategy for the long term: hold gold, silver and mining equities and watch your assets explode higher as the DOW crumbles and the dollar burns. As the Mogambo says, "this investment stuff is easy!"

People here get it. It's why they are here. The GSUS forum members are miles ahead of the crowd. And that advantage could be the difference between life and death in the coming days.

[Old Herb Lady]

Sheesh, can't you please title it something other than DOA.
OMG !

[joboo]

Nice avatar! :)

[joboo]

Sheesh, can't you please title it something other than DOA.
OMG !

I checked. MIA, DUI, and DWI were all taken.

[Rubberchicken]

Come on OHL, say something NICE about the man I know you got it in you.

[Old Herb Lady]

Come on OHL, say something NICE about the man I know you got it in you.

Post number 2 dude, it is NICE ! I have so many nice things to say about him that I'd rather not click on
GSUS to read Mamboni Dead On Arrival, TYVM ! Plus I already said nice things in his thread to him today.
Chill out ! I have lots of his quotes permanently embedded in my brain, trust me !
Some of them not repeatable !

[mamboni]

Sheesh, can't you please title it something other than DOA.
OMG !

Yeah man! For I minute there I thought I was a dead man, a ghost reading GSUS. LOL

[Golden]

Heyyyy look at the bright side. :)

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[Celtic Rogue]

I am so glad that the DOA wasnt real as well. I and I am sure all if not most members appreciate the Docs participation in this forum. Not in his professional capacity alone but because of his quizzical countenance and his thoughts on all the subjects we all love. Such as bagel scanning!

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[PatColo]

it's like hangin' with Alice,


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[Horn]

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[mamboni]

I would like to show some appreciation for Mamboni's participation here, so I call it Doc's Observations and Affirmations- DOA. He is a great and wise forum member who can put perspective into words that affirm that we are right in preparing for future societal breakdown, calling out the failed American leadership and the idea that purchasing silver and gold will one day separate the haves from the have nots. So from a not to often poster but always a reader a BIG THANK YOU Mamboni for not only your insights but your unfettered willingness to share. THANKS!

Mamboni quotes-Extramarital affair? Well, that is serious. It's not like he did something trivial like post an obvious forged birth certificate, lied about his place of birth and citizenship or cavorted with known terrorists and bigotted race baiters. Adultery, that be some bad shit.

I'm with you. I'm here mainly for the guns and gold, gold broadly meaning investment and wealth preservation topics. Also, I find the "conspiracy" and "politics" stuff useful and interesting. Occasional, an obscure topic thread turns out to be a pleasant discovery (i.e. solar activity, EMP etc.). So like you the religion stuff and pissing matchs don't interest me. The thing of it is, all one has to do is ignore and bypass this stuff. We have a very free forum here and the price we pay is the sporadic dribble and drabble. It's not a reason to leave. I for one want to help others see the big and important stuff vis-a-vis sound money and America's future. We in the know have a patriotic and moral duty to get the word out. If not here at GSUS, where?

Tp paraphrase Edna Mode: "Stay! Fight! And Win!"

It ain't perfect but it's a step in the right direction. As propaganda goes, it's a limited hangout. As we enter the coming crisis, I observe that the previously supine folk around me are increasingly fearful and suddenly open to new answers and information. Now is the time to begin educating your friends, neighbors and coworkers, gently, inexorably and consistently, with ALL the facts, about our government, Agenda 21, the NWO and the Federal Reserve Banking Cartel. Only an informed populace can strike at the root of evil and restore self-government to themselves and their heirs.

The one silver lining of an Obama victory is that it has galvanized and simplified my investment strategy for the long term: hold gold, silver and mining equities and watch your assets explode higher as the DOW crumbles and the dollar burns. As the Mogambo says, "this investment stuff is easy!"

People here get it. It's why they are here. The GSUS forum members are miles ahead of the crowd. And that advantage could be the difference between life and death in the coming days.

Thank you for this very thoughtful acknowledgement. I promise not to let my head swell.;D

[Old Herb Lady]

OK---besides the plethora of knowledge that the man posesses , this was my all time favorite quote by him.
Oh wait this isn't a eulogy ! Why do i have to be nice again ?? Aaaaaugh ! J/K ! Here it is......
( i just can't believe HE wrote this, it doesn't seem real) Cheers, Here's to Mamboni !





http://gold-silver.us/forum/images/misc/quote_icon.png Originally Posted by mamboni

"Women rule the world - they always have. Remember "The hand that rocks the cradle..." A man needs his ego stroked. A woman needs to love and be loved. That is the key difference vis-a-vis power. Liberated women of today are not women of power; rather they are make-believe man-wannabes and doops of the NWO. Real women know that their true power is in the home, in child bearing, child rearing and in the bedroom. The earth mother is the nucleus of the family. The father and children orbit the mother. The family is the building block of great civilizations. Women exhort their men to be ambitious, for the security of their children and perpetuation of the family. Women allow men to prance on the public stage as it suits their purposes. Adulation does not feed a woman's heart; love does."

[Libertytree]

Ahhh fuckit...I like his twisted, cockeyed, perverse, wry and introspective sense of humor.

[Golden]

Thank you for the repost OHL. (-x x-)


OK---besides the plethora of knowledge that the man posesses , this was my all time favorite quote by him.
Oh wait this isn't a eulogy ! Why do have to be nice again ?? Aaaaaugh ! J/K ! Here it is......
( i just can't believe HE wrote this, it doesn't seem real) Cheers, Here's to Mamboni !





http://gold-silver.us/forum/images/misc/quote_icon.png Originally Posted by mamboni

"Women rule the world - they always have. Remember "The hand that rocks the cradle..." A man needs his ego stroked. A woman needs to love and be loved. That is the key difference vis-a-vis power. Liberated women of today are not women of power; rather they are make-believe man-wannabes and doops of the NWO. Real women know that their true power is in the home, in child bearing, child rearing and in the bedroom. The earth mother is the nucleus of the family. The father and children orbit the mother. The family is the building block of great civilizations. Women exhort their men to be ambitious, for the security of their children and perpetuation of the family. Women allow men to prance on the public stage as it suits their purposes. Adulation does not feed a woman's heart; love does."

[EE_]

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Patient: What happened?

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Patient: Give me the bad news first.

Doctor: Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them.

Patient: That's terrible! What's the good news?

Doctor: There's a guy in the bed next to you that wants to buy your shoes.

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[EE_]

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[mamboni]

Wow- I'm getting verklempt.

This thread is great. But it could use more ... cowbell.

[vacuum]

I enjoy the critical thinking applied to any material that is commented on, with a conscious effort not to draw conclusions based on prior bias.

[PatColo]

^^ I'm on it 'boner; hey let's get more cowbell in here! STAT!

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[joboo]

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[Ponce]

And I though I was the only crazy here..........ufffffffff, compared to you guys I am sane.

[mamboni]

And I though I was the only crazy here..........ufffffffff, compared to you guys I am sane.

Don't fear the reaper

[Libertytree]

Cowbell huh? Lotsa cowbell and a bunch of "doctor" thrown in for good measure :)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA9OqUuA6a0

[PatColo]

^ typical Dr./patient conversation in 'boner's office

Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime
His sister had another one, she paid it for a lime.
She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up
She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up
She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up
She put the lime in the coconut, she called the doctor, woke him up,
And said, "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?
I say, Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?"

"Now let me get this straight ",
Put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up
Put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up
Put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up
Put the lime in the coconut, you called your doctor, woke him up,
And say, 'Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?
I say, Doctor, doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say, Doctor, dooooctor, to relieve this belly ache?'

Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both together,
Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better,
Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up,
Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning

Wouh wouh wouh wouh wouh ....

Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime
His sister had another one, she paid it for a lime.
She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up,
She put the lime in the coconut, she called the doctor, woke him up,

Say "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?
I say, Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say Doctor! let me get this straight".

You put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up,
You put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up,
You put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up,
Put the lime in the coconut, you such a silly woman!,
Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both together,
Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better.
Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both down
Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning
Woo Woo, ain't there nothin' you can take, I say
Woo Woo, to relieve my belly ache,
You say woo woo ain't there nothin' I can take, I say
Woo woo, to relieve your belly ache,
You say yah yah, ain't there nothin' I can take, I say
Waah waah, to relieve this belly ache,
I say doctor!, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say doctor!, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say doctor!, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say Doctor!, you such a silly woman!,
Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both together,
Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better,
Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up,
Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the moooooorning,
Yes, you call me in the morning,
If you call me in the morning, then I'll tell ya what to do

[Old Herb Lady]

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[Horn]

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[osoab]

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[Rubberchicken]

Nice avatar! :)

EE_ made me do it!

[JDRock]

This just in...." reports of mamboni's demise were greatly exagerated".....from unconfirmed sources...

[mamboni]

Shazam! I'm still here amongst the living. Now I know how Abe Vigoda felt.

[Old Herb Lady]

"Ambalamps workers stated that once the knitting needle was gently placed back into his hair, he seemed to regain
consciousness rather quickly and he started singing/ rambling Donna Summer songs and requested a cookie and a stogie."

[mick silver]

Hunger pangs ate away at me while I tried to sleep; it didn’t take long before I realized I was going to have to eat something. There was food downstairs in the kitchen, but turning on the lights anywhere in the house would surely wake up and anger my mother, who lives in the spare bedroom next to the kitchen. oh never mind this is about mamboni

[mamboni]

Mamboni and silver: we're tired of getting kicked around!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xvigI2xm58&feature=player_embedded

[mamboni]

I'm very depressed about the state of the nation and the macinations of late by the illegal alien undocumented non-citizen Marxist-communist Manchurian candidate-in-Chief who is the present despoiler of the Oval Office. At times like this I turn inward and devote my self to the only solitary activity that will assuage my tortured soul: first-person PC games.

Can anyone recommend a good one? To give you an idea of my taste, I prefer first person action and shooter games in realistic immersive 3-D environments. My favorates from years past include: Star Wars Jedi Knight, Jedi Outcast, Halflife, Serious Same 2, Far Cry, Far Cry 2, Ghost Sniper, Magic Carpet 2 (from way way back), Soldier of Fortune, Return to Castle Wolfenstein, Crysis, DOOM 3 and Oblivion IV.

[chad]

all of the call of duty games.

[mamboni]

all of the call of duty games.

I loved the very first one. Then they started adding squads whihc I dislike. I prefer to work alone. Am I wrong about these?

[Dogman]

Even Conan the barbarian needed friends!

[chad]

I loved the very first one. Then they started adding squads whihc I dislike. I prefer to work alone. Am I wrong about these?

i don't recall squads in any of them ??? (but i play only the pc/mac versions, maybe consle is diferent?) also look up the medal of honor series, those are good. i'll also say check out borderlands, battlefield 3, and bioshock. that's all i got. :(

[mamboni]

i don't recall squads in any of them ??? (but i play only the pc/mac versions, maybe consle is diferent?) also look up the medal of honor series, those are good. i'll also say check out borderlands, battlefield 3, and bioshock. that's all i got. :(

You dog Chad, you've got my number. I forgot about Borderlands and BioShock - loved them! OK, I will follow your advice. Thank you.

[Buffalo]

I recommend world of tanks: http://worldoftanks.com/
It pulled me away from COD on my PS3 plus it is totally free to check it out

[Horn]

http://www.skidrowgames.com/537/d-f/fallout-3-game-of-the-year-edition-contains-all-dlcs-full-iso/

[osoab]

Doc, I recommend some range time and some sporting clays.

[mamboni]

I recommend world of tanks: http://worldoftanks.com/
It pulled me away from COD on my PS3 plus it is totally free to check it out

Is that only on line multiplayer?

[mamboni]

http://www.skidrowgames.com/537/d-f/fallout-3-game-of-the-year-edition-contains-all-dlcs-full-iso/

I spent a few hours on Fallout 2 and lost interest - too much walking around through garbage dumps.

[Horn]

I spent a few hours on Fallout 2 and lost interest - too much walking around through garbage dumps.

So you frag in your scrubs too? :)

[mamboni]

So you frag in your scrubs too? :)

Huh? I must be slow this AM. Was meinst du?;D

[Rubberchicken]

Bump

[Horn]

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[mamboni]

Mamboni DOA? How about paper silver, down ~$1.50 at the Asian open. Clawing back now, but one begins to consider that paper gold and silver may indeed go to near zero. Maybe this is not about just the dollar and the bullion banks. Maybe the miners are the target of a massive buyout plan by TPTB? At this point, the banksters can take over every miner on the planet and total control of gold and silver production for pennies on the dollar. Think about that.

[Agrippa]

Mamboni DOA? How about paper silver, down ~$1.50 at the Asian open. Clawing back now, but one begins to consider that paper gold and silver may indeed go to near zero. Maybe this is not about just the dollar and the bullion banks. Maybe the miners are the target of a massive buyout plan by TPTB? At this point, the banksters can take over every miner on the planet and total control of gold and silver production for pennies on the dollar. Think about that.

How near to zero are you talking? If it is close enough to zero, I would be willing to buy all of the gold. I'll try to save enough room for a few truckloads of silver.

[mamboni]

How near to zero are you talking? If it is close enough to zero, I would be willing to buy all of the gold. I'll try to save enough room for a few truckloads of silver.

If you are familar with the film "The Sting" I expect that TPTB will give all customers "the shutout;" as the paper price collapses there will be no physical gold or silver for sale anywhere. Did you see what happened in Hong Kong HKMEX this weekend? Gold exchange closed permanently - all pending contracts will be settled in cash.

"Coming to an exchange near you - check your local listings."

[horseshoe3]

What song, written in 1902, reached #3 on the Billboard charts in 1974? See Mamboni's post above for a clue.

[mamboni]

What song, written in 1902, reached #3 on the Billboard charts in 1974? See Mamboni's post above for a clue.


The Entertainer?

[Serpo]

.....oops wrong thread

[mamboni]

This evenings interesting factoid:


All the silver bullion in the world is worth $16.8 billion. US debt and unfunded liabilities rise by at least $22 billion every day.

ooops, last minute edit, make that $16.1 billion, soon to be $1.30.

[horseshoe3]

This evenings interesting factoid:


All the silver bullion in the world is worth $16.8 billion. US debt and unfunded liabilities rise by at least $22 billion every day.

ooops, last minute edit, make that $16.1 billion, soon to be $1.30.

Are you sure about that? That would come out to less than .75 billion oz. There are around 6 billion oz of gold above ground.

Oh, the thought occured to me that you really did mean BULLION as in stamped into rounds or bars and did not include coins or other above ground supplies. But it still seems low.

[mamboni]

Are you sure about that? That would come out to less than .75 billion oz. There are around 6 billion oz of gold above ground.

Oh, the thought occured to me that you really did mean BULLION as in stamped into rounds or bars and did not include coins or other above ground supplies. But it still seems low.

$1.30 ain't low enough for all the silver bullion on planet earth? Jeez you drive a hard bargain!

[Rubberchicken]

Bump for the good Doc

[Neuro]

The Entertainer?
My children earned 2000 Swedish Kronas (about USD 300), when they learned to play the theme of the entertainer on a piano, in tandem last summer, my dad had promised a thousand Kronas to whoever learned to play that in the family, many years ago, and to entice them to play it together I doubled the bet... My dad got tears in his eyes when he saw them play it in tandem...

[Bigjon]

My children earned 2000 Swedish Kronas (about USD 300), when they learned to play the theme of the entertainer on a piano, in tandem last summer, my dad had promised a thousand Kronas to whoever learned to play that in the family, many years ago, and to entice them to play it together I doubled the bet... My dad got tears in his eyes when he saw them play it in tandem...

Playing the entertainer was one of my favorites, until carpal tunnel made playing the piano impossible for me.
Nice to hear from one of my favorite swedes.

[Neuro]

Playing the entertainer was one of my favorites, until carpal tunnel made playing the piano impossible for me.
Nice to hear from one of my favorite swedes.
Thanks a chiropractor may be able to help you play the entertainer again...

[Bigjon]

Thanks a chiropractor may be able to help you play the entertainer again...

I gave my piano to my daughter and haven't tried to play for 20 years. We do have a Roland keyboard piano, but the sound just doesn't compare to a full size upright piano. In order to play songs like the Entertainer I have to contort my too wide fingers sideways to hit the keys between the sharps and flats and I believe that is what led to my carpal tunnel problems. Typing on a computer keyboard has never been a problem for me.

It was fun while it lasted, but I'm too busy tracking down conspiracies on the internet, to bother with piano's.

[Neuro]

I gave my piano to my daughter and haven't tried to play for 20 years. We do have a Roland keyboard piano, but the sound just doesn't compare to a full size upright piano. In order to play songs like the Entertainer I have to contort my too wide fingers sideways to hit the keys between the sharps and flats and I believe that is what led to my carpal tunnel problems. Typing on a computer keyboard has never been a problem for me.

It was fun while it lasted, but I'm too busy tracking down conspiracies on the internet, to bother with piano's.
Fair enough! ;D I generally give people the advice to stop doing what created the problem to begin with. Tennis and golf players never listen, they will pay my children's college education. Runners doesn't listen either, but they don't have the resources generally, but I suspect they like to suffer also... ;D