going to kill deer. need your help.

[chad]

going to deer camp tomorrow night for the week. if the world melts down whilst i'm away, take care + be safe.

ok, i need everyone to say a little prayer for me. the lord needs to send a huge buck my way, because i shot off my mouth and bet my uncle $500 i would own him for the 13th year in a row. worst part is that we bet engelhard prospectors, so i will cry if i lose.

prayers. please.

[Libertarian_Guard]

If you're anywhere near Monticello, I am sure you'll get a deer or two.


Best of luck to ya!


But no prayers.

[Glass]

its close to christmas so watch out for any with shiny noses. Also, if you can find a deer crossing.... apparently a lot of deer hang out at deer crossing signs.

good hunting.

[chad]

its close to christmas so watch out for any with shiny noses. Also, if you can find a deer crossing.... apparently a lot of deer hang out at deer crossing signs.

good hunting.

man, i never thought of the deer hunting xing sign angle, but that is a great idea. i am going to bust that out at the hunters dinner tomorrow night.

[Libertytree]

Here's the vid for ya. The second one I just found, it's the "deer woman" responding to her initial call, lol.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CI8UPHMzZm8


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JB1yEcdomt0

[Ponce]

Don't come near my place.....three of them sleep here every night and altogether around ten of them come to eat my apples everyday.

[Uncle Salty]

Say hi to Bambi for me.

[osoab]

Look like a button buck for you. :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMyHoEbELzI&feature=related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMyHoEbELzI&feature=related

[freespirit]

good hunting, Chad... be sure to check back in when you return. be safe. the only shot to take is a clean one.

have fun! ;D

[Cebu_4_2]

Asking for a prayer to kill? That's just not right man.

[chad]

Asking for a prayer to kill? That's just not right man.

well, they are wood's rats after all...

[Cebu_4_2]

well, they are wood's rats after all...

City rats are Pigeons

[Neuro]

City rats are Pigeons
"Rats of the sky" As my old pathology professor Dr Kirkman used to refer them as, in his Queens English with a tint of Scottish. He often also expressed his reservations to the ongoing epidemic of immunodeficiency being of viral origin. He was fired after teaching one year, luckily it was during the year I had pathology he was teaching...He was about 70 at the time, so if he is alive today he would be about 85, one of a few eyeopeners I have been fortunate to run into during my life!

[freespirit]

http://www.christianoutdoorsman.com/forums/index.php?/topic/6519-a-hunters-prayers/


Prayer to be an honorable hunter.

By the grace of God may I always honor, thank and adore the Lord God who created the animals and saw that each species was good. Let me love the God who made humans in His own image and likeness and set them over the whole world, to have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the birds of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creeps upon the earth. Gen I :26 By my honorable conduct as a hunter let me give a good example and teach new hunters principles of honor, so that each new generation can show respect for God, other hunters and the animals, and enjoy the dignity of the hunt.

Prayer for honest hunt.

Lord, may I make an honest count of game, respecting the legal limits of game in order to preserve the balance of life and death among the animals. May I so love the truth that I always give an honest recounting of the hunting stories while keeping them interesting to my friends. May I also listen to my friends' stories with enjoyment and without envy.

Prayer against selfishness

Lord, I do not need to take every animal in the forest, nor must I take the best or nothing. Guide me to seek the best and to accept what I get. May I never take more than my limit and let me always help maintain the balance of nature in relationship to the environment and the numbers of animals there. Keep me aware of the needs and desires of other hunters while I always try to hunt at my own best skill.

Prayer for conservation of natural resources.

Lord God, You have put all things under man's dominion. Guide us to take the animals that need to be culled for the preservation of their species and the rest of the eco-system. Let me always respect the animals I have hunted. Never let me torment them, mock them, or made them objects of ridicule. When I take an animal's life let me always maintain respect for the wonder of its existence and the importance of its meat to those who need it for sustenance.

Prayer for safety during the hunt.

Gun and bow safety. Pray for the good sense to care for my weapon and to carry it and fire it responsibly. Pray for the animals, that the shots are clean and do not cause unnecessary suffering to the animal.

Prayer for successful hunt.

Lord, I pray that I may take down the game in as painless a way as possible. May I recognize my limits and take the shots I know I can make, not taking a shot that risks maiming or wounding an animal unnecessarily.

Prayer of thanksgiving for the hunt.

Lord, I thank You for the opportunity to go out on the hunt. I thank You for the time alone to think and reflect on life. I thank You for the time with hunting friends, enjoying good fellowship, good stories, meals and drinks. Thank You for the beauty seen during the hunt and for the game taken and shared. I thank You especially for a safe hunt for myself and for all the hunters who share the field.

Prayer to share the fruit of the hunt.

Lord, I am so blessed to be able to hunt and I appreciate the blessings You have bestowed upon me. Yet I know that so many others are in great need. Give me the grace to share the food of the hunt not only with my family and friends but also with those who have greater need: the hungry and the poor. May my sharing with them be one small part of my continuing care for your poor. As they ask You, Father, for their daily bread, use me as one small instrument to help provide it to them.

Prayer to hunt for souls.

Lord, you spoke to St. Hubert (patron saint of hunters) and converted him to You during a stag hunt. You changed him into a hunter of souls, yet you continued to use his skills as a hunter to open minds to your Gospel. I ask that you make me into a hunter of souls above all other hunting activities. May I look for the opportunities to speak of You and Your salvation. Let the hunting camp itself be a place that uplifts the soul. May my time alone be an opportunity to pray and listen to You. May all the actions of the rest of my life be a constant hunt for You, for the opportunities you give me to evangelize, and to target the souls most in need of Your love.

[Neuro]

"Rats of the sky" As my old pathology professor Dr Kirkman used to refer them as, in his Queens English with a tint of Scottish. He often also expressed his reservations to the ongoing epidemic of immunodeficiency being of viral origin. He was fired after teaching one year, luckily it was during the year I had pathology he was teaching...He was about 70 at the time, so if he is alive today he would be about 85, one of a few eyeopeners I have been fortunate to run into during my life!
He was a bit younger than I thought about 61 at the time he was teaching me, anyway he passed away in 2009...
http://www.iah-online.com/cms/docs/doc43594.pdf

RIP Dr Kirkman

[woodman]

"Rats of the sky" As my old pathology professor Dr Kirkman used to refer them as, in his Queens English with a tint of Scottish. He often also expressed his reservations to the ongoing epidemic of immunodeficiency being of viral origin. He was fired after teaching one year, luckily it was during the year I had pathology he was teaching...He was about 70 at the time, so if he is alive today he would be about 85, one of a few eyeopeners I have been fortunate to run into during my life!


The universities have largely become indoctrination centers and staff must tow the line closely if they want to stay employed, tenure not withstanding. They face cencorship at best. I remember some very shrewd proffessors who I really enjoyed for their sharp wit, sarcasm and ability to cut through the bs.

[chad]

http://www.christianoutdoorsman.com/forums/index.php?/topic/6519-a-hunters-prayers/

printing these off...

[woodman]

Hunting is in full swing here in Michigan. I don't hunt, simply for the reason that I don't need to. I almost always have venison in the freezer due to kind freinds and fortunate circumstances. I am usually given a couple of deer a year. If this was not the case, I would surely hunt.

Good luck with the buck Chad.

[Dogman]

going to deer camp tomorrow night for the week. if the world melts down whilst i'm away, take care + be safe.

ok, i need everyone to say a little prayer for me. the lord needs to send a huge buck my way, because i shot off my mouth and bet my uncle $500 i would own him for the 13th year in a row. worst part is that we bet engelhard prospectors, so i will cry if i lose.

prayers. please.

" The Deer Hunter's Prayer " - by Dale Sunderlin

Heavenly father, to you I pray,
A majestic deer may come my way.
Let my aim be straight and true,
this my Lord, I pray to you.

A swift clean kill is what I ask,
Take his spirit swift and fast.
For his last breath should not be,
One of pain or agony.

Let his soul,
Come to Thee,
To roam your heavens,
Wild and free.

[collector]

When I first saw the title I thought you were asking for help in bumping off your wife ;D