Holiday Haiku - Thanksgiving

[Sparky]

Turkey, potatoes,
Cranberry, stuffing, and peas.
And then some football.

(Remember, the syllables go 5-7-5.)

[Sparky]

Loved ones gather 'round.
Here's a blessing we can count:
It's just once per year.

[joboo]

Thanksgiving is here.
Fat sheeple getting fatter.
Pass the potatoes.

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Slit that turkey's neck.
Need to get my fat ass fed.
Smell my festive farts.

[EE_]

Skip Thanksgiving food
Shop instead of family
Fill Jews bags with bread

[zap]

Mmmm I love turkey
Stuffing is the best, gravy
Do not eat to much fatty
:)

[Neuro]

I live in Turkey
and will try to stuff my wife
On thanksgiving eve

[Mouse]

Storming the entrance
Kingdom of Chinese Trinkets
Destiny awaits

Bodies are trampled
Screaming and writhing in pain
Get out of my way

I'm on a mission
The holy grail is in sight
Plasma screen teevee

Crawl over bodies
This cannot be the last one
Don't make me stab you

It is mine all mine
As I flee to victory
Quicker than cheetah

Pursued by zombies
In fleece sweatpants qravy stained
Use rule number two

Reaching the checkout
Bodies ahead to hurdle
Ring it up fast bitch

What's in your wallet
Put it on credit be quick
Give me my receipt

Run fast as the wind
Ticket man stands by the door
Yellow marks the spot

Dude where is my car
Get me the fuck out of here
Remember rule four

Thanksgiving's over
Roll out the valentine's crap
Cean up these bodies

Yes, Sir! Right away
Overwhelming stench of death
Everyday low prices

[Neuro]

Great poetry Mouse!
You have talent for Haiku!
You proved that today...

[Celtic Rogue]

Turkey isnt all
We forget our ancient call
Family and friends

[Dogman]

Gobble gobble squawk
Heat plus meat smells wonderful
Calories be dammed