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Ponce
23rd November 2012, 11:05 AM
Job listing for MI6 'elimination specialist' appears on government website
A listing for an applicant with prior experience of sniper rifles and suited to those "who like their martinis shaken and not stirred" has appeared on a government job site.

The job posting on the DirectGov website earlier today By Jennifer O'Mahony
1:54PM GMT 23 Nov 2012
28 Comments
A call for candidates for the "Target Elimination Specialist" post, with a job reference code of 007, remained on the DirectGov website for at least an hour after Twitter users began to post links to it.


The job description had all the hallmarks of a James Bond-style position, requiring "particularly skilled professionals who are prepared to work on a non-attributable basis" to deal with "people whose continued existence poses a risk to the effective conduct of public order."

International travel to seek out the individuals who "need to be removed" was part of the package, and a candidate with few distinguishing features preferred to blend in with new identities where appropriate.

Other desirable attributes included jobseekers with prior military experience, "particularly in the use of sniper rifles," and a £50-60,000 salary would be complemented by free equipment including passports, special watches, jet packs, mini-submarines and guns.

If candidates were still hoping their dream job had finally arrived, the note that the role was "particularly appropriate for those who like their martinis shaken and not stirred" confirmed that MI6 are unlikely to have radically altered their recruitment process.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/internet-security/9698709/Job-listing-for-MI6-elimination-specialist-appears-on-government-website.html

sirgonzo420
23rd November 2012, 12:08 PM
Did you send 'em your résumé?

;D

Ponce
23rd November 2012, 12:50 PM
Saving my energy for what is to come......let me put it this way......I won't be sleeping in my bed, and probably not even in my house.

freespirit
23rd November 2012, 01:05 PM
from the link...


Investigation launched after government employee posts fake MI6 jobA listing for an applicant with prior experience of sniper rifles and suited to those "who like their martinis shaken and not stirred" was blamed on a government employee and is now being investigated, it emerged tonight.

Serpo
23rd November 2012, 01:10 PM
Does it mention really hot women falling all over the applicant..........could be an incentive.....

Glass
23rd November 2012, 03:06 PM
ha, some one's excited about the new Bond movie.

Seen the show Archer? animated spy agency. you could say has adult themes.

freespirit
23rd November 2012, 03:14 PM
i wonder what they will do with all the names and info of those who replied to the posting...

Horn
23rd November 2012, 04:21 PM
i wonder what they will do with all the names and info of those who replied to the posting...

Send their passports to Mossad for later usage.