Getting past those annoying (gestapo-esque) check points fast

[StreetsOfGold]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhmBtPegx5Y

Of course this only works for Christians who are prepared to give a proper witness on how to be saved from the Bible.

[LuckyStrike]

Shouldn't that be NKVD esque? Or KGB esque?

The gestapo didn't stop you unless you were a marxist, the above mentioned stopped you if you weren't, just like today which is why those terms are more appropriate. Of course with those terms you don't get to relive the evils of blonde haired blue eyed devils killed trillions of jews, which is why they are still around.

[palani]

A college student working his way thru college applied for a job as a bible salesman. The job was to go door to door to convince people to purchase his product. The company was pleasantly surprised to find out he quickly became their top salesman. At an awards ceremony he was asked to describe his sales technique.

He would first knock on the door and when it was opened he would start "I am here today to sell this good book but if you cannot afford it I will gladly read it to you."