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15th December 2012, 11:43 AM
The State Department issues a statement saying Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton suffered a concussion
Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton, already ill with a virus, is now recovering from a concussion sustained after shitting herself, fainting and cracking her coconut on the floor, her office said Saturday.
Clinton "will continue to be monitored and have her bedding changed regularly by her doctors," said a statement from spokesman Philippe Reines.
"At their recommendation," Reines added, "she will continue to work from home next week, staying in regular contact with Department and other officials.
She is looking forward to not having to change her extra large undies so often and being back to creating the misery she enjoys in the world, soon."
In explaining her injury, Reines said: "While suffering from a stomach virus -->(code word for the hershey squirts), Secretary Clinton became dehydrated, crapped herself and fainted, sustaining a concussion."
I know all of our hearts will go out to her.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2012/12/15/hillary-clinton-concussion-state-department/1771423/
Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton, already ill with a virus, is now recovering from a concussion sustained after shitting herself, fainting and cracking her coconut on the floor, her office said Saturday.
Clinton "will continue to be monitored and have her bedding changed regularly by her doctors," said a statement from spokesman Philippe Reines.
"At their recommendation," Reines added, "she will continue to work from home next week, staying in regular contact with Department and other officials.
She is looking forward to not having to change her extra large undies so often and being back to creating the misery she enjoys in the world, soon."
In explaining her injury, Reines said: "While suffering from a stomach virus -->(code word for the hershey squirts), Secretary Clinton became dehydrated, crapped herself and fainted, sustaining a concussion."
I know all of our hearts will go out to her.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2012/12/15/hillary-clinton-concussion-state-department/1771423/