View Full Version : Ready for the end of the would...........
Ponce
20th December 2012, 09:58 PM
Only five more minutes to go.....I even took a bath and put on clean shorst :) . just in case a flying rock hits me and I am taken to the hospital............last night lost half of the cover on my roof with the hight wind, snowing all day and supposed to be 3 feet by tomorrow night.
madfranks
20th December 2012, 10:02 PM
Everyone's making jokes about the apocalypse like there's no tomorrow.
collector
20th December 2012, 10:10 PM
I'm more worried about Christmas day !
http://www.amazon.com/The-Most-Dangerous-Book-World/dp/1937584178/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1356066579&sr=8-1&keywords=the+most+dangerous+book+9%2F11
joboo
20th December 2012, 10:22 PM
I just realized it was 12/21 at 12:21 am....totally by chance glanced at the time....not kidding.
dooom...
Edit:
...Oh shit....everything is getting blurry, and some kind of portal is opening up along a dark tunnel ahead of me?!
Anyone else seeing this?
Ponce
20th December 2012, 11:11 PM
The Chinese people are more scared than what we are........ nothing happens till it happens.....still waiting for it to happen, snowing like hell and expectin around three feet of snow by tomorrow...maybe it will be more... last night the wind took off half of the cover on my roof.......good night.
Twisted Titan
20th December 2012, 11:59 PM
Not a single one of New Age Mellonheads are saying Jack sh!t
The have been elevated to the status of Harrol Camping apostles.
@$$holes
Kali
21st December 2012, 12:44 AM
Supposed to happen 3:11 AM Pacific Time.
I might drink a 12 pack and stay up.
Not because I think anything will happen...just because it will give me an excuse to drink.
collector
21st December 2012, 12:49 AM
2:48AM and I'm shooting a game of pool - staying awake and enjoying the last days with my favorite beverage - Natural Ice - 5.9% alcohol !!
Plastic
21st December 2012, 01:58 AM
Imma make some coffee.
Serpo
21st December 2012, 02:11 AM
A strange grey mist has enveloped Australia and everything seems to be disappearing.........
my son has gone to an end of the world party;D
Neuro
21st December 2012, 02:14 AM
We got about 4 inches of snow here in Istanbul, unusually early, could barely drive up the hill we are living on with the summer tires on my car, yesterday evening... The kids are out playing in the snow, happy, apart from one of the neighbours kids, that seem to think it is the end of the world to get some snow inside her clothes.
If it ends today, I am alright with that, but I really don't think so.
Good Morning Doomers! First and possibly the last post of the day... ^^^
Serpo
21st December 2012, 02:46 AM
http://rense.com/1.imagesH/sheeple12_dees.jpg
freespirit
21st December 2012, 04:27 AM
dont panic. everyone will be fine.
i took no chances and put up the new calendar yesterday... :)
Plastic
21st December 2012, 04:48 AM
I just watch my critters, as long as they are relaxed then so am I.
Neuro
21st December 2012, 04:52 AM
dont panic. everyone will be fine.
i took no chances and put up the new calendar yesterday... :)
Damn you have Mayan calendar 2.0? I didn't know they released one... ;D
freespirit
21st December 2012, 05:09 AM
Damn you have Mayan calendar 2.0? I didn't know they released one... ;D
http://www.mayan-calendar.com/
4200
Santa
21st December 2012, 07:38 AM
I don't know! The sun here is abnormally bright. Like it's swollen and about to burst.
Santa
21st December 2012, 08:07 AM
From the last video I watched, time is supposed to stop today... but if time stops, how would anyone know?
Also, if the 3rd dimension is shifting into the 4th dimension, what would be the most obvious clue that it's occurring?
Would beer go flat? Would the coffee taste funny? What?
madfranks
21st December 2012, 08:22 AM
Oh no, it's happening! This is it! Doom, everyone, I said DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!
http://i49.tinypic.com/15hctjr.jpg
Ponce
21st December 2012, 09:14 AM
Don't look at the sky, look underground..........here we have about seven inches of snow and is cold...but... in my backyard the snow is melting from the ground, this should not be so because the ground retains the cold more than above ground.
First doom post of the day.......... good morning to one and all.
Dogman
21st December 2012, 09:19 AM
Don't look at the sky, look underground..........here we have about seven inches of snow and is cold...but... in my backyard the snow is melting from the ground, this should not be so because the ground retains the cold more than above ground.
First doom post of the day.......... good morning to one and all. Maybe your property is sitting on top of an unknown volcano?
And its waking up and fixing to blow! ;)
joboo
21st December 2012, 09:31 AM
Oh no, it's happening! This is it! Doom, everyone, I said DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!! http://i49.tinypic.com/15hctjr.jpg That was just Glass trying out the new survival flashlight.
chad
21st December 2012, 09:34 AM
ponce, check out the tom cruise war of the worlds remake. those are the giant robot crab things starting to wake up.
EE_
21st December 2012, 10:06 AM
All clear! Come out of your holes in the ground people.
http://www.ccmb.co.uk/fudforum/images/smiley_icons/hide.gif
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvCG7kgxeCc
Oh, a storm is threat'ning
My very life today
If I don't get some shelter
Oh yeah, I'm gonna fade away
War, children, it's just a shot away
It's just a shot away
War, children, it's just a shot away
It's just a shot away
Ooh, see the fire is sweepin'
Our very street today
Burns like a red coal carpet
Mad bull lost its way
War, children, it's just a shot away
It's just a shot away
War, children, it's just a shot away
It's just a shot away
Rape, murder!
It's just a shot away
It's just a shot away
Rape, murder!
It's just a shot away
It's just a shot away
Rape, murder!
It's just a shot away
It's just a shot away
The floods is threat'ning
My very life today
Gimme, gimme shelter
Or I'm gonna fade away
War, children, it's just a shot away
It's just a shot away
It's just a shot away
It's just a shot away
It's just a shot away
I tell you love, sister, it's just a kiss away
It's just a kiss away
It's just a kiss away
It's just a kiss away
It's just a kiss away
Kiss away, kiss away
gunDriller
21st December 2012, 12:02 PM
actually, i'm thinking the Mayans may have got lucky.
i have the impression that there prediction was more along the lines of what is in the movie - asteroid hits, big earthquake, something like that.
BUT - the Mayans were COMPLETELY on the money when it comes to the state of the USSA & world economy.
they were as Prescient as Silver Art & his $50/$26 predictions.
OK, now that's a Tall Order, i know.
the reason i'm saying that ?
WORLD TRADE ==> is falling off a cliff.
Baltic Dry Index is down 34% in the month of December 2012 alone.
http://www.bloomberg.com/quote/BDIY:IND
World Trade falling by 1/3+ in the space of less than 3 weeks is no minor deal.
admittedly, BDI 'only' measure Dollar/ Unit of Currency Revenues - not tonnage.
at the present rate, world shipping will be
8.55553e-4 of what it is now, in 51 weeks.
.66 ^ 17.
AT THE PRESENT RATE OF DECREASE, WORLD TRADE WILL BE less than .001 OF WHAT IT IS TODAY - IN ONE YEAR.
IS THAT WORTH SHOUTING OVER ?
I THINK IT IS !
But, to soften the impact, here is what you find if you do a Google Image search for "Topless Rocket" -
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRa_Rabvre-_S7ieE0nluG76jlaDsB81_p3ToyQDDOHPaJQWgyy73vpRNMjHA
http://nude-re-public.com/vidcaps/Crotch%20Rockets_LG.jpg
Sorry, best I could do.
This is a family website, didn't want to embed the second image.
Getting back to
Mayan DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM,
let us not forget that nations like the US have a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG history of starting wars to mask economic woes.
world trade falling off a cliff ?! oh, no, that won't increase the chances of WW3 (already started) ratcheting up at all /sarc
Short Version - perhaps the Mayans had some foresight.
Irregardless of the Mayans, the economy is doing very interesting things !
Mouse
21st December 2012, 12:23 PM
My cat typed this out in my wifes cell phone last night. I believe it's the coordinates for the bugout location or the number of days left in creation.
(-3+8-2)/4774772
Cats like small numbers. I was pretty amazed watching the cat turn the phone unlocked, start the calculator and type this stuff in.
Serpo
21st December 2012, 05:59 PM
http://www.zengardner.com/wp-content/uploads/bizarro.jpg
Ponce
21st December 2012, 06:08 PM
If the "End of the world" is by earthquake then...........get ready.
We keep making holes, leaving empty spaces, fracturing the ground.........Earth is like a living person and if we were to do all this to a living person then how do you think that the Earth will react?
A plan behind my plan behind my plan just came up with another plan...after four feet of water my log cabin will float... I know because I help built it............................Ponce's log ark? hahahahhaaah.
Dick_Stabber
21st December 2012, 06:12 PM
:o lol
Santa
21st December 2012, 06:57 PM
Hey, maybe we're all simultaneously going bat shit insane from the immense celestial alignment and we'll all just fade out completely unaware in our sleep. Like a great big fish kill.
gunDriller
21st December 2012, 07:25 PM
Hey, maybe we're all simultaneously going bat shit insane from the immense celestial alignment and we'll all just fade out completely unaware in our sleep. Like a great big fish kill.
that won't work. i'm going skiing Monday. :)
JohnQPublic
21st December 2012, 07:48 PM
Folks, it won't happen until midnight in current Guatemala (MST, no DST). Still got a few hours to go. :cool:
joboo
21st December 2012, 09:13 PM
This guy seems pretty busted up about it...
http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/eat-end-of-year.jpg
Serpo
21st December 2012, 09:45 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgECvFPlVfwhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgECvFPlVfw
Ponce
21st December 2012, 10:59 PM
Every one keeps forgeting the three days of darkness.........better buy more candles.
supposed to be Dic. 23,24,25........but it also says that is supposed to be on a thersday, friday and saturday.........oh well.
TheNocturnalEgyptian
21st December 2012, 11:06 PM
http://i.imgur.com/rqDXS.png
This is the actual answer. The Mayans never predicted the end of the world.
Serpo
22nd December 2012, 01:39 AM
Thanks tne......and on that note ,here ya go....................http://www.veteranstoday.com/2012/12/12/mayans-were-correct-birth-of-the-sacred-and-renewal-of-the-earth-is-now-happening/
Neuro
22nd December 2012, 02:28 AM
Yes it seems like it may have been the end of the WOULD, as Ponce so correctly predicted. Everything that would happen took an abrupt end yesterday..
Mazel tov!
Mouse
22nd December 2012, 05:06 AM
Numerologists please look. I typed in my cat's number wrong. (this is not a joke like the mayan thing was)....
Cat went into wifes phone, unlocked it, found calculator program ( I cannot even find this the way she has it setup) and typed this: (-3)+8-2/4774772
If we go with as written it is 4.99999958113183
If we decide that the paren meant it was negative minus 3 it goes 10.99999958113180
I don't think this is possible for a cat to think up. I cannot find any other combinations that mean anything, but this is weird as shit
Do these numbers mean anything to anyone?
My cat says round up to 5 and round up to 11
and each says 13.
New Doomsday = 5/11/13
My cat is licking his balls in anticipation.
But this is for real what happened, no joking.
Serpo
22nd December 2012, 06:09 AM
the cat could very well be right,lets face it everyone else has failed.
dates keep us locked into time,,what if there was no time unless we think there is . if we add up seconds ,days weeks months years in our heads we create time if we think about it.
all that exsists is in the present moment so in that way time dosnt exsist and dates ,future/past can seem like imagined realities ,invented even.
Dogman
22nd December 2012, 06:14 AM
Maybe next year>?<
Because this is a leap year?
:)
Ponce
22nd December 2012, 09:06 AM
Well, compare to a sunny day the dailight here is only about 20%.......there is still hope.
First post of the day....... good morning to one and all.
Horn
22nd December 2012, 09:21 AM
Maybe next year>?<
Because this is a leap year?
:)
Actually because the Earth (or JQP's universe) is slowly decelerating over the years since Myan inception it puts it at about exactly... Now.
Neuro
22nd December 2012, 09:31 AM
How do we know for certain, that time didn't end yesterday, and it is still the 12/21/12?
Horn
22nd December 2012, 09:43 AM
How do we know for certain, that time didn't end yesterday, and it is still the 12/21/12?
From 2112
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xl0xq_the-twilight-zone-by-rush_music
Santa
22nd December 2012, 09:51 AM
How do we know for certain, that time didn't end yesterday, and it is still the 12/21/12?
I feel different today. It's hard to explain. It's as if I'm a day younger. Stronger. Handsomer. Maybe time is now flowing in the opposite direction.
Horn
22nd December 2012, 09:55 AM
I feel different today. It's hard to explain. It's as if I'm a day younger. Stronger. Handsomer. Maybe time is now flowing in the opposite direction.
Did you know, that if can reverse (with your mind) the gentle & natural rotation of your spiral DNA in a counter clockwise fashion,
you can see wrinkles disappear in the mirror?
Ps. this only works above the equator as far as I know...
D sciple
22nd December 2012, 11:16 AM
Where's Wilcox with his 4th dimensional bs?
Libertytree
22nd December 2012, 11:25 AM
Did you know, that if can reverse (with your mind) the gentle & natural rotation of your spiral DNA in a counter clockwise fashion,
you can see wrinkles disappear in the mirror?
Ps. this only works above the equator as far as I know...
Is that kinda like toilets flushing counter clockwise?
Dogman
22nd December 2012, 11:30 AM
Is that kinda like toilets flushing counter clockwise? That brings up a fine question. If at the northern hemisphere toilets flush clockwise and at the southern hemisphere they flush counter clockwise.
What do they do at the equator?
Take a straight dump, with no twist?
Then there is the question of the poles (north and south) !
;D
Shami-Amourae
22nd December 2012, 11:32 AM
Where's Wilcox with his 4th dimensional bs?
With Benjamin Fulford's Ninjas and Drake's White Hats.
Horn
22nd December 2012, 11:35 AM
What do they do at the equator?
Take a straight dump, with no twist?
Quit trying to purposely derail this thread with your pottymouth arguments.
Everyone knows they don't put TP in the toilet at the equator,
it goes in the waste bin beside the toilet.
http://daisyfae.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/equatorial-toilet-ccw.jpg
Libertytree
22nd December 2012, 11:38 AM
That's one custom that's really hard to get used to!
Dogman
22nd December 2012, 11:40 AM
Quit trying to purposely derail this thread with your pottymouth arguments.
Everyone knows they don't put TP in the toilet at the equator,
it goes in the waste bin beside the toilet.
http://daisyfae.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/equatorial-toilet-ccw.jpg
Ok, Boss!
Tho you sorta started this counterrotativerlutonary thing! ;D
Horn
22nd December 2012, 11:46 AM
That's one custom that's really hard to get used to!
You should see the evileye I get if they find one of my cigarette butts in there that didn't make it down.
No, I refuse to use the refuse container they request in certain areas.
Though the sewer grates out front are missing, and the palm tree's leaves fall directly into the combined storm water & sewer system.
Horn
22nd December 2012, 11:54 AM
Is that kinda like toilets flushing counter clockwise?
You're not doing it properly, you need to focus with your "side vision" as Ponce has stated in numerous posts before.
How do you think he reached his ripe age, and can still see who he is posting to?
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