How does Ponce confronts a bear?............

[Ponce]

He runs like hell......if moving at 2 mph is running.

About 2 or 3 am my dog was barking like mad, went outside and wip him a couple of times and he went back to his insulated be box (it even has a heating pad)...ten minutes later he started all over again so that I took my 650 luminesen flash lite and went out again......I checked the back of the property and there was nothing then went to the front and saw nothing...then went to the side of the car port and all that I could see was something very black and two lazer red points of light......it was my old friend... and he, or she, is BIGGGGGGGGGGG.......it was about 25-30 feet right infront of me, I started walking backwards keeping the light on him, he was moving from side to side ....... as soon as I went around the cars that was when I took off..........went inside of my inner fence and closed the door...told my dog to protect me and then went to bed and hid under the blanket.

Looking at him was like looking into a black hole where light scapes into nothing....and his eyes were like Lusifers red eyes ready to burn you alive........anyway.

First post of the day....................good morning, or afternoon, to one and all.

May all of you be having a happy Christmas with your families.

[Norweger]

Why didn't you shoot? Could have made a nice rug for your fireplace.

[Dogman]

He runs like hell......if moving at 2 mph is running.

About 2 or 3 am my dog was barking like mad, went outside and wip him a couple of times and he went back to his insulated be box (it even has a heating pad)...ten minutes later he started all over again so that I took my 650 luminesen flash lite and went out again......I checked the back of the property and there was nothing then went to the front and saw nothing...then went to the side of the car port and all that I could see was something very black and two lazer red points of light......it was my old friend... and he, or she, is BIGGGGGGGGGGG.......it was about 25-30 feet right infront of me, I started walking backwards keeping the light on him, he was moving from side to side ....... as soon as I went around the cars that was when I took off..........went inside of my inner fence and closed the door...told my dog to protect me and then went to bed and hid under the blanket.

Looking at him was like looking into a black hole where light scapes into nothing....and his eyes were like Lusifers red eyes ready to burn you alive........anyway.

First post of the day....................good morning, or afternoon, to one and all.

May all of you be having a happy Christmas with your families. Your dog may let that bear eat you or at least one of your feet, for the whippings you gave him!

When he was only doing his job and it sounds like a dam good one at that!

Bad ponce! Bad!

[Ponce]

I know Pluto :( , and that's why I gave him extra ration of food, plus a treat, this morning.

To the two who sent me a silver round......this morning I went to where they give a Christmas free breakfast and after eating I gave the head honcho the one oz round and told him that it was in the name of GSUS ahahahahahahah, I had a hell of a time trying to tell him who GSUS was....after learning the price of it he told me that he could feed 25 more people with it..............thanks guys, you did good.

[Down1]

Two Cubans are walking through a forest. Suddenly, they see a bear in the distance, running towards them. They turn and start running away. But then one of them stops, takes some running shoes from his bag, and starts putting them on.

“What are you doing?” says the other Cuban. “Do you think you will run faster than the bear with those?”

“I don’t have to run faster than the bear,” he says. “I just have to run faster than you.”

[willie pete]

get yourself some "Bear Spray" compadre....

[Ponce]

get yourself some "Bear Spray" compadre....


I have it pet but in my car for the two legged kind....

[Serpo]

And you moved from Cuba for this,bears and freezing cold????????


Cuba to me sounds like a nice place to live.....am I missing something here....

[willie pete]

And you moved from Cuba for this,bears and freezing cold????????


Cuba to me sounds like a nice place to live.....am I missing something here....

you're kidding right?

[willie pete]

I have it pet but in my car for the two legged kind....

get some for the house....

Oye, dime lo, yo tiene un pregunta.....not to derail your thread compadre, but I was told by my neighbor and very good friend (a cubano) that in cuba if you kill a cow, to eat, and get caught, it's 30 years in jail, BUT if you kill a man, you'll probably only get 5-6 years in jail, I've asked several other cubanos (balseros) the same question and they HAVE confirmed it to be true, my counter point with them is this; because of the difference in prison time it'd seem like the life of an animal (un vaca) is more valuable than that of a human being.....perdón por mi pobre español

[Serpo]

you're kidding right?

yes and no

[Ponce]

get some for the house....

Oye, dime lo, yo tiene un pregunta.....not to derail your thread compadre, but I was told by my neighbor and very good friend (a cubano) that in cuba if you kill a cow, to eat, and get caught, it's 30 years in jail, BUT if you kill a man, you'll probably only get 5-6 years in jail, I've asked several other cubanos (balseros) the same question and they HAVE confirmed it to be true, my counter point with them is this; because of the difference in prison time it'd seem like the life of an animal (un vaca) is more valuable than that of a human being.....perdón por mi pobre español

True and if you leave the country you have to turn in your pots and pans, including your pressure cooker...they even took an inventory of everything that my brother had in the house when he left......and hunting or fishing in the forest or lakes is a no-no, is only for the tourists.

[willie pete]

True and if you leave the country you have to turn in your pots and pans, including your pressure cooker...they even took an inventory of everything that my brother had in the house when he left......and hunting or fishing in the forest or lakes is a no-no, is only for the tourists.

incredible ::)

[Ponce]

My buddie was back last night, my dog was barking and this time I didn't go out but looked over the fence...he was infront of the house between my outer fence and my inner fence.

Ponce <------crazy but not stupid.

[Dogman]

My buddie was back last night, my dog was barking and this time I didn't go out but looked over the fence...he was infront of the house between my outer fence and my inner fence.

Ponce <------crazy but not stupid.

Your visiting fir coat/rug should soon be hunkered down in a den doing the long snooze! Sounds like he/she is doing some last minuet grocery shopping.

[Ponce]

He, or she, should be in a cave and not all over my property......doesn't it know that I have a Land Patent and allowed to just walk in?....dumb bear.

[Neuro]

He, or she, should be in a cave and not all over my property......doesn't it know that I have a Land Patent and allowed to just walk in?....dumb bear.
It's probably a Supreme Court Judge... Doesn't Kagan look like a bear? ;D

[Ponce]

Tell you what, at least he is leaving plenty of fertaliser all over the place....and more around the apple trees, only a few apples left so that he will be leaving pretty soon......my dog will missed him hahahahahahah.

[joboo]

There's a possibility it could keep coming back until your dog is lunch.

[Ponce]

And why do ou think that I keep the dog away from the bear?....the bear would be his dessert... already had an elephant for dinner..................freaking pig.