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Ponce
18th January 2013, 01:07 PM
I know, I know......so what hahahahaha. ........ anyway, took of yeaterday at 1330 and driving down the road saw a lot of cars parked alongside the road, in town those who sells new cars and now selling a lot of used card and those who sells "previously owned cars" no have a large selection of almost new cars...saw no HPD, state police nowhere and the only copa car that I saw was, guess where?, yeap, the donut shop.........lot of businessess now closed, ten years old "La Burita", over fifty years old hardware store, all that you can eat place that closed down seven months ago and reopen two monts ago (bunch of trucks there loading everything) and more places that I never paid any attention to.

Reach the casino hotel and the room was only $49.50 (never seen this price fefore).....went to my room and then came back down to enjoy the jacuzzy and the steam room, went back dow and rested for a while.......I then called for the pocker room to reserve a chair AND GUESS WHAT? it was closed down for good, good dreesed and went searching for the casino manager and found HER, yep it was a woman, she told me that there were very few players...I then told her I would never come back till the card room was reopen, went back to my roo, fifteen minutes later a knock at my door and it was her with a free buffet card and saying that she was soory........went down to the buffer mess hall, the place is BIG as large as five or six baskeball courts.......only 5 people there and with me six.......went back upstairs and while in the elevator this woman asked me if I was related to Kirk Douglas? because I look like him, hummmmmmm I don't even have a dimple in my chin........the whole night the parking lot was very empty.

Left this morning at 0900, only about 25 cars in the parking lot.......drove to Grants Pass and hit three porthole on the road, this has never happened before, there were no construction company working on the road or alongside the road and I have never seen this before.

Went to the dollar store and then to Wallys, it was crowded and with prices very high............stopped at the entrance to Wally and stopped to give this guy a dollar......by this time the light had turned red....green light go Ponce.........and what do I see? abut 200 feet infront of me a three cars accident and had I not stop to give this guy a buck I could had been one of them........Saint Ponce done it again hahahahah, saved by a dollar.

Note: People driving faster with less traffic or cops.....at the casino the workers there looked to me somewhate scared, got the feeling that is going to closed down...........the country is in BIG trouble.

First post of the day........good afternoon to one and all.

V

osoab
18th January 2013, 01:24 PM
Afternoon Ponce. So did you play any slots?

Ponce
18th January 2013, 02:04 PM
Nope, I only play cards.........went to bed at 1800, woke up at 2200 and styed up till 0100 when I went back to sleep, gut up at 0830 and left at 0900......................ummmmmmmm to detailed, I must be making an aliby for something hahaahha.

V

Libertytree
18th January 2013, 02:22 PM
Isn't that fucking special. It's a damn good thing that everyone doesn't post such mundane bullshit, geez Ponce the trips to the BIG town (by me..V) are one thing but this is complete horseshit.

Glass
18th January 2013, 02:34 PM
interesting that no one has any money. Not enough money to play poker, not enough money to say in the hotel. Not enough money to keep the roads in tip top condition. Not enough money for police patrols. Only enough money to be able to afford to go to the five and dime stores. Karma comes around goes around, sometimes very quickly.

I think Ponce is really Danny O (George Clooney) and he's scoping the joint out for a "day at the Ocean (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ocean%27s_Trilogy)". See how all that information just comes together. Road conditions for the getaway, how many cops might chase them etc.

I might look around and see if there is a Saturday Night Fever tribute show going on there. Could be the perfect cover.

Hugginator
18th January 2013, 03:17 PM
WTF?!? When did this place turn into facebook? You forgot to mention what side you were laying when you farted. Follow me on Twitter.....

Cebu_4_2
18th January 2013, 03:22 PM
Spelling sucks again, must be very upset Ponce.

Ponce
18th January 2013, 03:26 PM
LOL, you guys are better than me.......Liberty? what part of what I said you think is bullshit? by the way, if my story is of no interst then why did you post here at all? to make you look more stupid?......like the guy that said that I sometime post in "fancy English", all that it tells me is that he is less educated tham me..........I am insulted.

Hugginator? I didn't mention my farting because they don't smell, so that they don't count.

Glass? that club is broke, it would be a waste of my time.

V

Down1
18th January 2013, 03:34 PM
Ponce always tells us of his trips to the big city.
It shouldn't be an issue.
V

Cebu_4_2
18th January 2013, 03:42 PM
like the guy that said that I sometime post in "fancy English", all that it tells me is that he is less educated tham me..........I am insulted.


Now THIS has me confused.

osoab
18th January 2013, 04:12 PM
Isn't that fucking special. It's a damn good thing that everyone doesn't post such mundane bullshit, geez Ponce the trips to the BIG town (by me..V) are one thing but this is complete horseshit.

Layoff of em Lib. I just consider these Ponce's anecdotal economic field reports. We can always pass right over the thread and enjoy another beer.

chad
18th January 2013, 04:13 PM
i like the field reports from ponce. saves me time, energy, and gas.

Ponce
18th January 2013, 04:20 PM
There are four individual that I already know what to expect from them.......two of them are still missin from here.....they must be still at work, I know that the two here don't work.

V

BabushkaLady
18th January 2013, 04:20 PM
Ponce? Do you play no-limit Hold'em 1/3 or limit 4/8? How about Omaha?

I almost always travel with my chip set for a game anywhere. Several years ago it was especially fun playing live tournaments against all the really young "computer" players. They have lots of balls, but not always the Nuts.

EE_
18th January 2013, 04:32 PM
http://davidcorio.com/system/images/541/slideshow/kirk-douglas-b-w-03.jpg?1313367124
I think I just shit in the jacuzzi...

Ponce
18th January 2013, 04:39 PM
Holy macro EE, is that really him?.....he looks like my dad and I do look like my dad, no wonder they said that I looked like him............................man oh man .......I am really that ugly?

Lady, I only play simple 3-6

By the way liberty...just call 1 800 548-8461 and ask them if they really did away with pocker.

V

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18th January 2013, 04:43 PM
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Libertytree
18th January 2013, 05:13 PM
There are four individual that I already know what to expect from them.......two of them are still missin from here.....they must be still at work, I know that the two here don't work.

V

You think you know more than you do, that's the problem. Post this kind of crap in the Lounge etc.. where it belongs.

Ponce
18th January 2013, 05:47 PM
My amigo, crap is only in the eyes of the beholder so that if you think that it is crap it must then be crap.......to you. You may have noticed that no matter how much you push I never push back........the reason that there is no need for me to push back is that the people here can see that you yourself are pushing yourself back........all that I do is to sit back and enjoy the show. If there is a need to convert this subjet into a lounge subjet is only because you changed it and not because of wrongoing from my part...........and please don't be so pissed off all the time, is bad for your blood preassure... I would hate to loose one of my admirers.

V

Dogman
18th January 2013, 05:50 PM
My amigo, crap is only in the eyes of the beholder so that if you think that it is crap it must then be crap.......to you. You may have noticed that no matter how much you push I never push back........the reason that there is no need for me to push back is that the people here can see that you yourself are pushing yourself back........all that I do is to sit back and enjoy the show. If there is a need to convert this subjet into a lounge subjet is only because you changed it and not because of wrongoing from my part...........and please don't be so pissed off all the time, is bad for your blood preassure... I would hate to loose one of my admirers.

V

LOLMFAO!


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Ponce
18th January 2013, 05:57 PM
You got it, sometimes being nice is worse than being nasty....as long as you know how to do it with fines.

V

madfranks
18th January 2013, 06:37 PM
Isn't that fucking special. It's a damn good thing that everyone doesn't post such mundane bullshit, geez Ponce the trips to the BIG town (by me..V) are one thing but this is complete horseshit.

I like Ponce's stories, they make this place feel more like a real community with real people.

Libertytree
18th January 2013, 07:12 PM
I like Ponce's stories, they make this place feel more like a real community with real people.

OK, well I apologize then. I'm sure there's lots of stories to share from us all, be they relevant or what not.

Mouse
18th January 2013, 07:40 PM
There are four individual that I already know what to expect from them.......two of them are still missin from here.....they must be still at work, I know that the two here don't work.

V

Oh, yeah. Um, sorry I was at work and then had to go to a social function. Now I am back, what's up?

MM

willie pete
18th January 2013, 09:32 PM
http://davidcorio.com/system/images/541/slideshow/kirk-douglas-b-w-03.jpg?1313367124
I think I just shit in the jacuzzi...

shit in the jacuzzi you said?


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18th January 2013, 09:42 PM
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Norweger
18th January 2013, 10:25 PM
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Neuro
18th January 2013, 11:01 PM
Gambling feed the parasites.

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19th January 2013, 02:31 AM
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Cebu_4_2
19th January 2013, 02:31 AM
What the hell is that thing in front of the scumbags?

Haha, whatcha think?

Spectrism
19th January 2013, 05:01 AM
It's always fun to hear from my favorite Puerto Rican!

Hey... you know things are bad when there are portholes in the streets.

http://img3.etsystatic.com/000/0/5132637/il_fullxfull.164031611.jpg

skidmark
19th January 2013, 02:33 PM
i like the field reports from ponce. saves me time, energy, and gas.

I like Ponce's stories as well!

Libertarian_Guard
19th January 2013, 03:03 PM
I'm not always in the mood for Ponce's storys. I must have been in the right mood, I liked this one.

Rock on Ponce.

Ponce
19th January 2013, 04:24 PM
Guard? just don't stop drinking and you will always like my stories hahahahaahhaahah.......I can only guess that all those who likes my stories have to drink first LOLLLLLLLLL :)

V

Libertytree
19th January 2013, 08:25 PM
I worked 10 hours today, built and made stuff. Went to the hardware store but the parking lot was empty, it was closed.... at 5:30 damit. It rained hard and was perilous but we made it ok..thankfully. No wild dogs or animals attcked, we didn't have to kill them. Made it home in time to listen to an internet broadcast and drink some beers. And... I had to share this with you of all. PS..don't go to hardware stores when they are closed.

zap
19th January 2013, 08:44 PM
LOL LT, I went to Monterey today, Dennis the Menace park the kids played while we chit chatted, we went for a walk on the wharf and ate clam chowder outta a bread bowl...... Mmmm it was good, lots of tourists, people all over, and lots of moochers, beggars whatever you want to call them, they were well dressed and most of them had a pack of cigarettes available to them, hell aren't they 7 bucks a pack?

A guy played the guitar for us and I gave the kids a dollar a piece to donate to him, he said naw.... I do this cause I love music, give it to him, meaning a guy down the way who had a sign saying he was a disabled vet, anyhow the kids gave it to him, It was a beautiful sunshiny day and very peaceful for me, nice not to be stressed for one day, now up and at um into the shop tomorrow am, 8;00 sharp then to a birthday party for my other grandma, her 90TH a hour a way.

midnight rambler
19th January 2013, 08:57 PM
i like the field reports from ponce. saves me time, energy, and gas.

Going out into the field gives you gas?? ???

chud
19th January 2013, 09:03 PM
I then called for the pocker room to reserve a chair AND GUESS WHAT? it was closed down for good

Hard to believe that a casino wouldn't have a poker room, poker is very popular these days.
Anyway, you should have stayed another night, you could have seen Rick Springfield in concert and played some video poker.

Ponce
19th January 2013, 10:24 PM
I know Chud, and like I told the casino manager......I would not go back again till they reopen tha cards room.....they should at least have it open on Friday, Saturday and Sunday.......Rick who?, poker video? never done it.

V

Cebu_4_2
20th January 2013, 12:00 AM
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Neuro
20th January 2013, 03:55 AM
Sausage alert.


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She is ugly and has a bad voice!