Introducing the assault hammer

[midnight rambler]

According to the FBI, in 2011 a total of 323 people were killed by rifles, in that same year 496 people were killed by hammers, therefore I present to you the Assault Hammer! In Tactical Black of course, with several added features to make it more deadly, it has a bayonet, a killer red dot sight, a forward pistol grip, a sniper bipod, a homicidal adjustable stock and a laser for unerring accuracy.

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[Down1]

No Carpenter or Roofer has any legitimate use for that, plus it's scary black so of course it should been banned.
Nancy and Harry and VP Joe are on it now.

[mamboni]

Why do you need such a big hammer? Can't you use a butter knife?









/sarc

[EE_]

That's friggen hilarious!

[madfranks]

A hammer with a bayonet, ha ha!

[Libertytree]

You're scaring me with that evil black hammer, no one should own of those and that bi-pod scares me too. Our government has to come to its senses and outlaw these things! The hammerings HAVE to STOP!

[MNeagle]

get your nails now gentlemen!!


http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4876708558342253&pid=15.1&H=107&W=160

[osoab]

No laser sight?

What a cheap model.

[BrewTech]

no laser sight?

What a cheap model.

and a laser for unerring accuracy

read!

[Libertytree]

No laser sight?

What a cheap model.

Those sights are state of the art! once you look through them and decide on your target the hammer knows where to pin point the target when you throw it! I hate depending on them though because they do malfunction, I prefer manual over ride myself.

[osoab]

read!


I ain't got time to read. I am just buying up any assault hammers I am able find. Damned assault hammer should have LASER SIGHTS in bold on the shaft. I would have passed by this model in the store if it hadn't been for your effort to inform me.

I think I will write the CEO of the company that he should improve his assault hammer. I see no attachments for a grenade launcher. Weak... :D

[osoab]

Those sights are state of the art! once you look through them and decide on your target the hammer knows where to pin point the target when you throw it! I hate depending on them though because they do malfunction, I prefer manual over ride myself.


But what about retrievability after the throw?

Is there a personal locating device for the hammer if throw does go out of the expected trajectory?

Is there a standard explosive charge for the impossible event that the bad guy comes in possession of my hammer?

[Dogman]

But what about retrievability after the throw?

Is there a personal locating device for the hammer if throw does go out of the expected trajectory?

Is there a standard explosive charge for the impossible event that the bad guy comes in possession of my hammer?

Just cross that black hammer with a boomerang and the problem is solved!

[Horn]

Time for counter measures.

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[MNeagle]

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Time for counter measures.

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