Housefly dumps largest housefly turd EVER

[midnight rambler]

That is one very huge turd.

http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/9ad6wZ82PC7T.0PDjPV.gw--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9aW5zZXQ7aD0zMTM7cT04NTt3PTUxMg--/http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/News/Reuters/2013-01-24T203805Z_568560029_GM1E91P0CTB01_RTRMADP_3_FINAN CIAL-REGULATION-NOMINATIONS.JPG

[osoab]

That's one hell of a dingle barry.

[Glass]

so you're saying he's not a douche?

[General of Darkness]

so you're saying he's not a douche?

But he's neither a turd sandwich, so I'm confused also.

[Twisted Titan]

He was laying eggs in The biggest Sh!t ever.

[Cebu_4_2]

http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/News/Reuters/2013-01-24T203805Z_568560029_GM1E91P0CTB01_RTRMADP_3_FINAN CIAL-REGULATION-NOMINATIONS.JPG

[EE_]

http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/9ad6wZ82PC7T.0PDjPV.gw--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9aW5zZXQ7aD0zMTM7cT04NTt3PTUxMg--/http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/News/Reuters/2013-01-24T203805Z_568560029_GM1E91P0CTB01_RTRMADP_3_FINAN CIAL-REGULATION-NOMINATIONS.JPG
"Like Flies on Shit"
Where metaphors come from...

[midnight rambler]

"Like Flies on Shit"
Where metaphors come from...

God is trying to tell us all something.

[midnight rambler]

Houseflies know their shit!

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSyDNawDkj9qCvlRkS49GrQbbFdzQyLT ToqfG9OFE5CqZ3MkwQVeQhttp://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRTsNRLqXILLQDpYinJN6ssxdAYHzsgu cj52BHijHnSDpR8zCCSnwhttp://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSuF8sNkT4d-ZzdEJ371QRBNH0Epm1-MgovOGMl3uKyNtTGPLqhfQ

[gunDriller]

That is one very huge turd.

http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/9ad6wZ82PC7T.0PDjPV.gw--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9aW5zZXQ7aD0zMTM7cT04NTt3PTUxMg--/http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/News/Reuters/2013-01-24T203805Z_568560029_GM1E91P0CTB01_RTRMADP_3_FINAN CIAL-REGULATION-NOMINATIONS.JPG

maybe the fly has a Hemorrhoid, or a tumor.

Could be a Mela-Barry-Noma.

or a Mela-Dingle-Barry-Noma.

[OutDorsMan]

it happens.....



http://img1.joyreactor.com/pics/post/demotivation-posters-auto-284661.jpeg


smak the Kenyan for extra points.

[General of Darkness]

it happens.....



http://img1.joyreactor.com/pics/post/demotivation-posters-auto-284661.jpeg


smak the Kenyan for extra points.

Great, now I've got beer everywhere. Thanks, thanks a lot. LMAO

[zap]

Well General and outdorsman that's just uncalled for. Those little Negros didn't ask to be born, and then suffer from starvation. I don't wish pain on any child and suffering on any kids black white or yellow, shame on you !!

(Insert kick in the head here)


Mom thinks Obama is the Antichrist what do you think?

[Cebu_4_2]

Mom thinks Obama is the Antichrist what do you think?

Not yet, shit has to get a bit worse before that play is called. Obama is just a puppet, he still is unable to speak without a teleprompter.

[midnight rambler]

Those little Negros didn't ask to be born, and then suffer from starvation.

Actually, those souls DID choose to be born into that, as difficult as that is to fathom.

[Celtic Rogue]

Isnt there somewhere in the scriptures that flies always congregate on and around the devil? Seems like more flies on a Prez than I have ever seen! Maybe they think he is just a big steamy turd?

[joboo]

It wouldn't be a good day at GSUS for some without some good ol' fashion hang a nigger, and dance around the tree humor. :D


Are those fly pics even real? Source?

[EE_]

http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/obama_4ad87a_107163.gif
http://cdn.theatlanticwire.com/img/upload/2013/01/24/obamaflyswatting.gif
http://www.theblaze.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/600x4533.jpg
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pmHRJ_JsIBg/TCFNlUNH_HI/AAAAAAAAA2k/kxwW888bdvE/s1600/real+flies+on+shit.jpg

[joboo]

The DOD insect surveillance program appears to be over funded. ;)

[midnight rambler]

Negroes, like all other races, should have racial pride. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH RACIAL PRIDE - so long as one is not a supremacist, such as many (so-called) Jews are. It's not possible for a mulatto to have racial pride since a mulatto is a dilute of two distinct races. Thus we have the perfect 'house nigger'.

[StreetsOfGold]

God is trying to tell us all something.

He is the one who sends them

Psalms 105:31 He spake, and there came divers sorts of flies...

Ecclesiastes 10:1 Dead flies cause the ointment of the apothecary to send forth a stinking savour: so doth a little folly him that is in reputation for wisdom and honour.

[sirgonzo420]

It wouldn't be a good day at GSUS for some without some good ol' fashion hang a nigger, and dance around the tree humor. :D


Are those fly pics even real? Source?

Geez, joboo.... what are you, some sort of conspiracy theorist?

[Libertytree]

Obamatyville Horror?

[joboo]

Geez, joboo.... what are you, some sort of conspiracy theorist? LOL, I just have a healthy respect for the powers of photoshop.

[StreetsOfGold]

Mom thinks Obama is the Antichrist what do you think?

Beelzebub literally means Lord of the Flies

[ArizonaDad]

Pick on the President all you want. Heck, I'll even join you. But I would gladly invite that beautiful little boy to join my family without a moment's hesitation.

[Celtic Rogue]

http://i1339.photobucket.com/albums/o704/zone52/obamaflies_zps5a7b968a.jpg

Hmm? Looks real to me! 8-) Can that really be faked? heheheheh Well it should be real as its true! that flies are attracted to $hit!

[gunDriller]

Beelzebub literally means Lord of the Flies

that's not fair to the flies. they get such a bad rap.


for example, let's say you butcher a cow. after extracting the meat, what is left is ~
* a heavy skeleton, covered with large scraps of tissue and of course skin
* innards
* the half-digested grass that was in the stomach when the cow died.
* cow-hide.

the last 3 items can go into a compost pile. when i butchered a cow last February/March, i used that as starting point for that year's compost pile, because i didn't feel like hauling chunks of prolapsed cow all over the country-side. i laid down about 6 inches of brush because i wanted air to be able to get to the pile from the bottom, then started putting on layers of leaves, cow parts, and cow manure. well, not to go off on a tangent, but it is now a Primo pile of worm castings, 2+ cubic yards and growing.

as for the heavy skeleton, OK so for a week or 2 i had a seething mass of baby flies, AKA Maggots. soon the skeleton was stripped clean, and now i have a "bones & buckets" area of the side yard, where i store 5 gallon buckets and (so far) 1 cow skeleton.

but can you imagine what would have happened if there were no flies to strip the skeleton ? i don't know what would happen, but i don't think it would smell good.


Flies perform a very useful function. Besides my chickens love eating baby flies.

so, how can we compare this useful, utilitarian, & disgustingly gross & temporarily outrageously smelly animal (the fly), with The Devil.

the fly is useful, the Devil uses us. OK well maybe the flies use us, too, but it's symbiotic.

the Devil's agents, e.g. Israel, or the Johnson administration during the Vietnam War, kill when there is no need to kill - they kill for the fun of it. i don't know of too many animals that kill for the fun of it.


OK, well, i just felt a need to speak up for our 6 legged arthropod friends. :)

there is no comparison between Flies & the Devil, except for the numerous references in historical literature.

snakes get a bad rap too.


OK so now we can go back to Bashing Obama :)