Criminals Line Up to Register Guns - Satire

[LorieK]

Across the United States, in cities like Chicago, New York, Los Angeles, Washington D.C., gang members, career criminals, and assorted punks are heading to their local police departments to register their guns. Story here (http://www.seektress.com/regguns.html)

[osoab]

Nice satire. You should have said in your op that you are pimping your own stuff. I am guessing it is your site also.

[LorieK]

Nice satire. You should have said in your op that you are pimping your own stuff. I am guessing it is your site also.

Sorry if I did something wrong, pimping seems a bit strong, just sharing. New around here. Trying to bring a bit of humor in less than humorous times. It is my site, are you good now?

[JDRock]

good morning...osoabs a nice guy when u get to know him.

[BrewTech]

Nicely illustrates the absurdity of gun registration.

[LorieK]

good morning...osoabs a nice guy when u get to know him.

That's OK. Traffic has come to my site from other posts here, so I just thought I'd be a good neighbor and share a giggle.

[EE_]

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[LorieK]

Hmmm...but he thanked JDRock, and didn't bother to acknowledge my apology. We'll see.....nice is, as nice does. :|~

[osoab]

Hmmm...but he thanked JDRock, and didn't bother to acknowledge my apology. We'll see.....nice is, as nice does. :|~


Quit your whining. You have pilfered enough page clicks to your site.

Speaking of lack of acknowledgements, you failed to recognize my positive opinion of your work...

[madfranks]

Hmmm...but he thanked JDRock, and didn't bother to acknowledge my apology. We'll see.....nice is, as nice does. :|~

complaining about thanks isn't going to get you any points around here. As a new member my only advice is put on your flame suit and be able to take sharp criticism.

other than that, welcome, you are among friends.

[sirgonzo420]

Welcome, Lorie.

Don't worry about osoab, he's just being an ornery son of a bitch.

;D

Grow a thicker skin.... it's good for survival purposes anyway.


"It's the right thing to do, bro." said Wonder Dog, a member of Reck It Nation. "We be all about dat Feinstein bitch 'n what she be layin' down. Check it out, da bangers need to answer up, so when dey bust a cap wid their burners da man'll knowd we ain't really no opposites. When we be strapped wid our Trey 8's we be knowin' dat da road dogs gotta put it in check. Word."
Mrs. Edith Morgenstern in Chicago stated, "I came down to snitch on my neighbor, and saw the line of people. I was pretty nervous at first, but then I realized that I had no need to worry. This was helping America be safer."

your satire is pretty good.

[LorieK]

Quit your whining. You have pilfered enough page clicks to your site.

Speaking of lack of acknowledgements, you failed to recognize my positive opinion of your work...

LOLOLOL I thought that would gitcha. Hi osonab. And thanks. ;D

[LorieK]

Thanks, sirgonzo420
....and my skin's thick enough. giggle