Celtic Rogue
31st January 2013, 09:08 PM
Not as cute as Candice Swanepoel? You're not alone! Meet 22 people who look worse than you in swimwear
CANDICE Swanepoel is simply infuriating.
While the rest of us cough and stumble our way through winter, the world's fittest woman is looking bright-eyed and breathtaking in the Caribbean.
Almost too hot to function, she was snapped this week cavorting for the cameras in tiny swimwear.
And that sunkissed skin, pert rear and stunning face are enough to make a pasty Brit weep.
Most women will never look like her - and most men will never pull her.
Depressed yet? Don't be. Because things could be worse - you could look like this lot.
Banish those feelings of inadequacy and bask in the warm glow of knowing you'll never look this bad in the sand.
1) There is almost nothing compact about these discs. And yet we love her.
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01664/fashion-fail-nudis_1664700a.jpg
2) The future is anything but bright for this straining orange one-piece. Yikes.
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01664/epic-fail-bathing-_1664701a.jpg
Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/4772192/Not-as-cute-as-Candice-Swanepoel-Youre-not-alone-Meet-22-people-who-look-worse-than-you-in-swimwear.html#ixzz2JcJXIpIA
(http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/4772192/Not-as-cute-as-Candice-Swanepoel-Youre-not-alone-Meet-22-people-who-look-worse-than-you-in-swimwear.html)
CANDICE Swanepoel is simply infuriating.
While the rest of us cough and stumble our way through winter, the world's fittest woman is looking bright-eyed and breathtaking in the Caribbean.
Almost too hot to function, she was snapped this week cavorting for the cameras in tiny swimwear.
And that sunkissed skin, pert rear and stunning face are enough to make a pasty Brit weep.
Most women will never look like her - and most men will never pull her.
Depressed yet? Don't be. Because things could be worse - you could look like this lot.
Banish those feelings of inadequacy and bask in the warm glow of knowing you'll never look this bad in the sand.
1) There is almost nothing compact about these discs. And yet we love her.
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01664/fashion-fail-nudis_1664700a.jpg
2) The future is anything but bright for this straining orange one-piece. Yikes.
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01664/epic-fail-bathing-_1664701a.jpg
Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/4772192/Not-as-cute-as-Candice-Swanepoel-Youre-not-alone-Meet-22-people-who-look-worse-than-you-in-swimwear.html#ixzz2JcJXIpIA
(http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/4772192/Not-as-cute-as-Candice-Swanepoel-Youre-not-alone-Meet-22-people-who-look-worse-than-you-in-swimwear.html)