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Ponce
1st February 2013, 02:11 PM
It all began when I left my home and was on my road going to my twon in order to chage roads and get on the one that goes to the big town.........a big suv was coming behind me like a bullet and then it changed lanes to pass me, it then started to change lanes, once again, to get back infront of me........by.......what he didn't see was a car on a drive way on my right that came out really fast to get infront of me....the suv got him up front and the other driver got a broken legg..........I was stuck there for two and half hours, 45 minutes for the ambulance to get there from the big town.

My first stop was the $ store and I had to park about 50 yards away....inside it was a mad house and all 5 cashiers were open, never seen this before, great prices....Mary's chicken and beef pies for $ (Wallys $1.98) and the same for the apple and cherries pie.

It took me 10 minutes to park at wally's, at the end of the parking lot, inside it was like a car bumpin game, I got hit three times
......I asked them for their drivers license hahahahahahah.....the first 5 lanes cashiers were close because they are making them into (you check out) a big box that you push your whole cart in and then pay the total....................the few lanes that were open were extra long, at the 1/2 hour mark I got hungry so I openned my loaf of bread my package of ham and made a sandwich (right there in line) then openned up one of my two gallons of milk and I was a happy Cuban, then a guy in the lane next to mine asked me for a sanwich and I asked him if "with or without cheese) I told him that I didn't have a glass for milk and he said "no problem" he reached into his cart and pulled out a coffee container and finished drinking the coffee and then I half filled with milk.....................there we were happy campers when this guy with a yellow name tag came over and stood about five feet away waching us, my "friend" when ove and stood about a foot away from the guy and looked straight into his eyes while eatin, after ten seconds the Wally's guy made an about face and left...............and for the best part? my new friend was about 6'5" or 6'6" and around 275 lbs ahahahahahah.
Every one that saw it started to clap and talk about it............and that's all for now.

Down1
1st February 2013, 02:16 PM
Glad you were not injured on your sojourn.

Oddly enough the stores around my way were busy this afternoon when I went to them.
Supervisors were pressed into action.
Usually they are slowish.

Dogman
1st February 2013, 02:19 PM
Stocking up for Superbowl party's?

MNeagle
1st February 2013, 02:22 PM
ha ha ponce, you're a character that's for sure!

Of course it's busy, 1st of the month, Superbowl weekend, may be a payday for those w/ jobs, SNAP cards reloaded, etc.

osoab
1st February 2013, 02:26 PM
Of course it's busy, 1st of the month.... SNAP cards reloaded, etc.

This. gooberment cheese day

Cebu_4_2
1st February 2013, 02:29 PM
Earliest recharge is the 3rd-21st. A couple years back they did a slide from the first of the month mattering what your case # was. For some it slid one day a month over a year to get that bottom spot.

agnut
1st February 2013, 02:58 PM
Ain’t that just like Ponce, makin’ hisself at home no matter where he is.

Glad to hear that you weren’t part of that pileup.

Best wishes and my first non professional good laugh of the day.

Agnut

P.S. If you are wondering, my first good professional laugh was looking at several Bill Hicks YouTube videos. Especially the rare 1988 performance. Laughed till it hurt.

osoab
1st February 2013, 03:13 PM
Earliest recharge is the 3rd-21st. A couple years back they did a slide from the first of the month mattering what your case # was. For some it slid one day a month over a year to get that bottom spot.

I think illinois pays out on the 1st and the 15th on the link cards. I don't know the pay schedules of the biggest area employers. The FSA are shopping prior to midnight so they can check out just after midnight. Little kids and all from what I have been told.

Libertytree
1st February 2013, 03:19 PM
You got hit 3 times in one parking lot? Are ya sure it wasn't you who was ansy for a samich?

MNeagle
1st February 2013, 03:23 PM
inside it was like a car bumpin game, I got hit three times

I believe his cart was bumped 3 times in the store...

joboo
1st February 2013, 03:47 PM
Fun times these days in Russia as well....time to go home, and park the car.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oH7kJSaKpzE

Libertytree
1st February 2013, 03:52 PM
Is it something in the vid or is lavender a popular color in Russia?

Ponce
1st February 2013, 04:41 PM
Thanks guy......hey Ag.......and yes, it was inside of the store with the chpping cart....the fun part was when my BIG friend stook infront of the store guy and was looking down straight into his eyes.............almost forgot, as we were leaving he told me "gracie amici" and I answered back "bienvenuto ciao".....they guys eyes lighted up like a Chrismas three because I spoke back at him in his own language hahahahahahah.......love it

When I got home I made another sanwich......but......it tasted better in the store hahahahhahahaahahaha.

mick silver
2nd February 2013, 07:59 AM
do you have any pic for us all on facebook

Dogman
2nd February 2013, 08:03 AM
do you have any pic for us all on facebook

Ponce is this you?

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx68ymHtrp1qa1nmpo1_500.jpg

Ponce
2nd February 2013, 08:14 AM
I don't do those sites, and now this is my only home :) ............ by the way:

Many times I laike to lay in my hot jacuzzy without the moter running, all is silenced and dark......anyway.......I heard a little miauuuuuuuuu and I went "kitty, kitty, kitty"........my cat jumped at the edge of the jacuzzy but it was wet and solid she didn't have a place to hang on to and she went all the way into the water..........that cat can fly, she used my chest as a tranpolin and ended up I don't know where hahahahahahhaha, didn't see her again till about three am when she came to bed.

First post of the day..........good morning to one and all.

V