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Serpo
5th February 2013, 09:24 PM
Posted by Daniel LaPonsie (http://www.datelinezero.com/author/admin/) on Tuesday, February 5, 2013 · Leave a Comment (http://www.datelinezero.com/2013/02/05/brazilian-woman-planned-to-murder-husband-with-poisoned-vagina/#comments)


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A Brazilian woman has confessed to trying to kill her husband by putting poison in her vagina and urging him to have oral (http://www.datelinezero.com/2013/02/05/brazilian-woman-planned-to-murder-husband-with-poisoned-vagina/#) sex with her. The bizarre murder plot, dubbed “cunning cunnilingus,” took place in the city of Sao de Jose Rio Preto according to TVI24 (http://www.tvi24.iol.pt/acredite-se-quiser/brasil-sexo-rio-preto-veneno-homicidio-tvi24/1246197-4088.html).


As you can imagine, the plot didn’t work (http://www.datelinezero.com/2013/02/05/brazilian-woman-planned-to-murder-husband-with-poisoned-vagina/#) out as planned. The intended victim ended up rushing his wife to the hospital. Tests showed that there was enough poison in her that they both could have died.
Commenting on this bizarre attempted murder, Je (http://jezebel.com/5980143/resourceful-woman-attempts-to-kill-husband-with-vagina-poison)zebel.com (http://jezebel.com/5980143/resourceful-woman-attempts-to-kill-husband-with-vagina-poison) points out that “poisoning someone through your vagina is not that good of an idea” because “your vagina is fairly absorbent and shoving a bunch of poison in it will probably hurt you as much as it hurts the person you’re trying to kill.”
From theweek.co.uk (http://www.theweek.co.uk/crime/51287/brazilian-woman-laced-vagina-poison-kill-husband):

The intended victim, a 43-year-old man who has not been named, says his wife tried to lure him into bed and (http://www.datelinezero.com/2013/02/05/brazilian-woman-planned-to-murder-husband-with-poisoned-vagina/#) encouraged him to perform oral sex on her. His suspicions were aroused when he noticed an unusual odour emanating from her private parts and, fearing she was unwell, took her to hospital, Brazil’s Tvi24 reports. Medical tests revealed she had doused her vagina with enough of the unspecified toxin to kill both her husband and herself.
Confronted with the test results the woman reportedly confessed to her crime. It is believed she hatched the bizarre plot after asking her husband for a divorce, a request he now seems rather more likely to acquiesce to. Tvi24 says the woman has received medical treatment and sources claim her husband plans to sue her for attempted murder.
Vagina homicide is, needless to say, a highly unusual crime and a local police officer called Walter Coacino Junior has reportedly ordered “further investigation” due to the “nature” of the case. The woman may still face murder charges, he said.

http://www.datelinezero.com/2013/02/05/brazilian-woman-planned-to-murder-husband-with-poisoned-vagina/

midnight rambler
5th February 2013, 09:50 PM
Almost made the Darwin Awards.

Serpo
5th February 2013, 09:56 PM
A conversation piece to say the lest.

I mean of all the ways to think up to kill someone......

midnight rambler
5th February 2013, 09:58 PM
I mean of all the ways to think up to kill someone......

And that one was just plain stupid.

"Hey you! OUTTA THE GENE POOL!!!"

joboo
5th February 2013, 10:57 PM
Dropping this in here. Didn't feel like making a thread over it.

Particularly good computer animation from Nucleus Medical Media

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFrVmDgh4v4

Spectrism
6th February 2013, 05:20 AM
Maybe next time she could try using that technique to burn his dick off. She can either put acid in her vagina or just light it on fire before sex. For clever girls like that, the possibilities are endless.

SLV^GLD
6th February 2013, 07:10 AM
She should have used Iocaine powder and you know, spent a few years building up her own resistance to it.

Spectrism
6th February 2013, 12:44 PM
She should have used Iocaine powder and you know, spent a few years building up her own resistance to it.

A couple years? We are in the days of instant gratification!

Now let's say she wants to blow his dick off... using explosives that is.
Will she wait 3 years? 3 months? 3 weeks? Hell no! She wants to blow his pee pee off into bits right NOW! So she can plan to stuff her vagina with C4 and a blasting cap and get him to engage in sex... then WHAMO! She can fix him good in this modern age of vagina wars.

Hillbilly
6th February 2013, 12:49 PM
In Vietnam the Whores would but bambo and razor blades in their twats so when the first american gi stuck it in his dick would be shredded.