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Cebu_4_2
8th February 2013, 09:50 AM
Slow news day:

Sri Lanka prisoner caught by his ring tone

http://www.france24.com/en/files/imagecache/aef_ct_wire_image/images/afp/photo_1360311608429-1-0.jpg (http://www.france24.com/en/files/imagecache/aef_ct_wire_image_lightbox/images/afp/photo_1360311608429-1-0.jpg?1360341894) This undated file illustration photo shows a mobile phone, seen on an X-ray as it is hidden inside the colon of a prisoner.




AFP - A Sri Lankan prisoner who tried to hide his mobile phone during a search of his cell was caught out when guards heard ring tones from his rear-end, a hospital official said on Friday.


The 58-year-old convict had to be admitted to the national hospital in Colombo where doctors later retrieved the handset from his rectum.

"The man had concealed the phone inside his person," the official said, asking not to be named.

"Unfortunately for him, the phone rang at the wrong time and guards knew he had a phone at the wrong end."


He said the man was in hospital for two days but was discharged and sent back to prison Friday after the mobile phone was taken out.


The prisoner is serving a 10-year term for theft at the high security Welikada jail in the capital.

mamboni
8th February 2013, 10:01 AM
They should let him use the phone as punishment. A guard should call him every hour.

Spectrism
8th February 2013, 10:09 AM
He needs the ringtones in fart sounds.

mamboni
8th February 2013, 10:29 AM
He needs the ringtones in fart sounds.


Excellent point!

PlatinumBlonde
8th February 2013, 11:32 AM
He should have set the phone to 'vibrate'..

Serpo
8th February 2013, 01:03 PM
Or bells (bowels)

Publico
8th February 2013, 01:17 PM
I've released some mighty large Lincoln logs in my time but never the size of a cell phone. How the hell did he get it up there?

Wonder if he was ever accused of talking out of his ass.

mamboni
8th February 2013, 01:28 PM
I'm amazed that he was able to use the phone to post here at GSUS.

Just observing backside outrageous ordinance.

It's dreck in our time.

joboo
8th February 2013, 01:39 PM
I was gonna say something but you guy's are busy discussing some criminal who stuffed a phone up his ass.

I'll leave you to it..

Cebu_4_2
8th February 2013, 05:58 PM
I was gonna say something but you guy's are busy discussing some criminal who stuffed a phone up his ass.

I'll leave you to it..

Why do you come to the conclusion that he stuffed it up his ass? I mean do you believe everything from the same article? Even for you that's lame.

joboo
8th February 2013, 06:03 PM
Why do you come to the conclusion that he stuffed it up his ass? I mean do you believe everything from the same article? Even for you that's lame.

It says it right in the article you posted in the very first sentence... which is about as much as I thought was worth reading.

This is a well known regular occurrence with prison inmates inmates trying to smuggle items into jails.

There's nothing new to see here.

Cebu_4_2
8th February 2013, 06:33 PM
I wouldn't want to see it, really.