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Ares
11th February 2013, 08:28 AM
(PP)- Christopher Dorner, the former LAPD officer who is accused of murdering three people and threatening to continue his vengeful killings, has issued a statement that claims he has no connection to the Southern California murders, and he is falsely accused.

The statement was received by a local news organization via fax from a Cabo San Lucas hotel early Saturday.

“It’s not me!,” Dorner says in the statement. “I have been out of town on vacation and just heard the news that I am blamed for killings I did not and never would commit. This “manifesto” the police are using against me is just a few ideas for a screenplay I am working on with my former colleague Mark Fuhrman. Tell my mom I’m OK. Once again… the cops have it all wrong…. I will soon be in touch.”

With that news the massive dragnet laid out for the fugitive ex-cop, more than 10,000 officers, abandoned their fruitless search in the snowy, densely forested mountains around Big Bear Lake and moved across the Mexican border, and are headed to Cabo San Lucas at the tip of Baja, California.

“This could be another one of the crazy gunman’s tricks,” said an off duty security guard. “More than likely he is holed up in a bunker and just sitting in front of a television watching the cops chase their tails. If he believes the cops embarrassed him…. I’l bet he wants to pay them back. He wants them to look like fools.”

Until the letter was received at the offices of The Palookaville Post, the trail had gone cold since Dorner’s Nissan Titan pickup was found Thursday morning engulfed in flames on a U.S. Forest Service dirt in the mountains of Southern California. Police believe it is a very good possibility that the suspect has fled his mountain hideaway, and is in Cabo San Lucas because it is logistically feasible.

3 3“Initial reports on Thursday showed that Dorner had attempted to steal a boat from a local marina,” said a San Diego Harbor Master. “Cabo is a 36 hour ride by boat from here which would put him in town right about this time. With cops watching the airports, train and bus terminals… a quiet boat ride down the coast makes for a great getaway.”

Few are looking into the possibility that Dorner is innocent as he claims in his statement, and both the Police and the mainstream media are focusing on finding the former cop, saying he has killed three people and injured others in a campaign to take revenge on those he blamed for his dismissal from the LAPD four years ago.

Looking at the track record of their recent erroneous coverage of events like the Sandy Hook school massacre where they labeled the wrong man as a child killer for hours, the ratings hungry media is also likely to be incorrect about many of the details regarding the Dorner manhunt story because they care only for ratings, and very little about the truth.

3“Police are accusing him of killing the daughter of a retired LAPD captain and her fiance,” said the security guard. “Once one of their own goes down, the cops turn into crazed sharks with blood in the water and they stop objectively analyzing the evidence. More than likely the detectives have no other clues besides a posting on Facebook, and a former cop who is pretty pissed off.”

The Palookaville Post has learned that with 24 hour coverage on radio and TV warning citizens that an armed and deadly homicidal psychopath was on the loose and is out to kill anything that moves, Southern California has become what appears to be a ghost town as the media has driven people to an unimaginable level of fear.

Whether it’s a lone gunman or a over-hyped storm, a mild water shortage or a harmless Morman politician, a news story is always an opportunity for the main stream media to frighten it’s viewers, and people will continue to grow more and more distressed as the ratings climb higher.

http://www.palookavillepost.com/2013/02/09/accused-gunman-christopher-dorner-issues-statement-its-not-me/

JohnQPublic
11th February 2013, 08:32 AM
You forgot the [/sarc] tags.

Ares
11th February 2013, 08:36 AM
You forgot the [/sarc] tags.

Interesting plot twist. Seems like whenever you think you have a handle on this case something else changes.

osoab
11th February 2013, 09:27 AM
Interesting plot twist. Seems like whenever you think you have a handle on this case something else changes.

Plot Twist from satire?


This “manifesto” the police are using against me is just a few ideas for a screenplay I am working on with my former colleague Mark Fuhrman. Tell my mom I’m OK. Once again… the cops have it all wrong…. I will soon be in touch.”

Serpo
11th February 2013, 11:05 AM
from OP...... he believes the cops embarrassed him…. I’l bet he wants to pay them back. He wants them to look like fools.”.............seems to be working

PatColo
11th February 2013, 04:03 PM
as I recall Fuhrman quit/retired from LAPD & moved to Idaho not long after OJ trial in '95. Dorner became LAPD on '05.

joboo
11th February 2013, 04:29 PM
Plot Twist from satire?

Can't be the same dude from OJ.

please god no...just no...

mamboni
11th February 2013, 04:32 PM
It's a joke folks. Nothin' to see here. LOL

Shami-Amourae
11th February 2013, 04:52 PM
http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user5/imageroot/2013/01/Chris%20Dorner%20Caption.jpg

Uncle Salty
11th February 2013, 05:14 PM
I wonder if Chris has an alibi for the last two weeks?

PatColo
11th February 2013, 05:39 PM
recall from 2000,

Court OKs Barring High IQs for Cops - ABC News (http://abcnews.go.com/US/court-oks-barring-high-iqs-cops/story?id=95836)


Can't be the same dude from OJ.

please god no...just no...

oh hell no indeed, Fuhrman was a total WAYCISThttp://www.kosher-directory.com/images/Ok.gif !!:o

Tumbleweed
11th February 2013, 05:46 PM
Maybe if Dorner made up some t-shirts and signs for a vehicle "I'm not Dorner Don't shoot me" it would give him an edge if he does meet the cops who are after him.

Uncle Salty
11th February 2013, 05:47 PM
Maybe if Dorner made up some t-shirts and signs for a vehicle "I'm not Dorner Don't shoot me" it would give him an edge if he does meet the cops who are after him.

That would be the best way to hide in plain sight.

Just use a magic marker on a t-shirt and when the cops approach, just say, 'Ah, man not this shit again!'

Silver Rocket Bitches!
11th February 2013, 05:50 PM
Terrible satire, nothing more.

Hatha Sunahara
11th February 2013, 07:47 PM
Is it possible that Dorner is being framed? That he really didn't do this? That some other psycho cops who are afraid of him are pulling off a false flag to frame him? And manipulating the whole LAPD to kill him before he kills them? I just watched an interview with the mayor of LA who talks about how nothing that was done to Dorner would justify him killing innocent people. The mayor has some great certainty that Dorner did this. My impression is that Dorner is rational, and he has a history of acting honorably and honestly. Something that the cops and politicians and media jocks cannot claim for their own behavior.


Hatha

zap
11th February 2013, 08:15 PM
I won't comment on this thread, but thanks for those who do. I don't want to be on the list.

midnight rambler
11th February 2013, 09:04 PM
I won't comment on this thread, but thanks for those who do. I don't want to be on the list.

You're associating with those already on 'the list' so guess what - you're on 'the list' too. lol

Cebu_4_2
11th February 2013, 11:55 PM
Yes Zap FAILED.

TheNocturnalEgyptian
12th February 2013, 01:09 AM
http://i.imgur.com/P0NsDtL.png

Son-of-Liberty
12th February 2013, 07:29 AM
I was almost convinced that this story was legit but this twist has me wondering. Didn't they supposedly find his badge lying on the dock? The one he would have handed in when fired?

This may indeed be a frame up but I am starting to lean towards it being more of a local level set up rather then one planned for national consumption. That would explain why it doesn't really "feel" like a false flag.