i am the best cousin ever

[chad]

so, my cousin is getting married. his wife to be is not fond of guns, but she tolerates them.

he just bought a s&w mp40 as his last single guy splurge before he is married and the finances become one.

so, what did i nuy them for their wedding present?

500 rounds of ammo.

she is going to love me.

[ArgenteumTelum]

.....and you can truly share what a challenge it was to find the 500 rounds!! The typical story of how difficult it is to find that "just right" wedding present. Good going, Chad.
AT

[Dogman]

Hope it was labeled as home defense supply's! That way the gift of ammo is for "Both" of them!

[osoab]

Get an African fertility doll so she doesn't feel left out.

I have also had good luck with an engraved silver bar for wedding gift.

[chad]

.....and you can truly share what a challenge it was to find the 500 rounds!! The typical story of how difficult it is to find that "just right" wedding present. Good going, Chad.
AT

i will be sure to make up some story about how i slaved to find it. :) actually, i pulled the boxes out of my cx4 stash.

[Rubberchicken]

lol

[madfranks]

She may feel slighted as the ammo will primarily be seen as a man-gift. You should probably buy a vacuum or a small kitchen appliance for her so she doesn't feel left out.

[chad]

okay, but i have to make sure it's white. to match the dress.

[Cebu_4_2]

She may feel slighted as the ammo will primarily be seen as a man-gift. You should probably buy a vacuum or a small kitchen appliance for her so she doesn't feel left out.

I dont know, with womans lib and all you have to rethink the situation. She may not be manly enough to enjoy a case of bullets but not all sissy girly to enjoy a nice vacuum so you need to play it safe. Perhaps some painting gear and a ladder, a big box with a ladder might incite some real anxiety at the wedding. Having to carry it into the hotel and open it up would be precious. If a ladder is too much maybe just a set of garden tools and a rototiller would suffice... The possibilities are endless.

[Libertytree]

Maybe these?


http://www.envirosafetyproducts.com/image/peltor-earmuffs-h6-folding-545.jpg

[Dogman]

Maybe these?


http://www.envirosafetyproducts.com/image/peltor-earmuffs-h6-folding-545.jpg



Would that be a he gift or a she gift? ;D

Tho he should know and uphold the time honored male tradition of "selective hearing" in relationships!

;)

[zap]

Chad, let your wife pick out the gift.

[Libertytree]

It'd be a she gift, I assume he already has some and they are white. It also goes with the ammo/theme. Oh yeah...and a great chuckle to boot.

[osoab]

Get her some white camo for outdoors. It's should be on sale. You'll save a buck or two.

[Libertytree]

Hey! We're pretty good at spending chads money!

[osoab]

It's always easier to spend someone else's money.

[Libertytree]

It's always easier to spend someone else's money.

I don't have any extra of mine to spend but it sure as hell is fun spending other peoples. Think about this shit...CONgress gets PAID to do it, how good does it get?

[Publico]

Throw in some tracer bullets.

[chad]

okay, i got her a silver round with some wedding stuff on it from apex. ;D

[Neuro]

Can't you give her a rock of gold ore? Women love those... ;D

[Hitch]

Chad, you could also get her an Origo.;D

[chad]

Chad, you could also get her an Origo.;D

hey man! good to see you! ;)

[Dogman]

hey man! good to see you! ;) Its the tides, what ever is thrown in the sea that floats always returns to land! The rest ends up in Davy Jones locker.

WB! Sailor!

;D