Can someone come to Pasadena CA and shoot me in the face with a bazooka?

[General of Darkness]

I had a deal worked out with Shelby's breeder that whenever she went into heat that they would take her. Well that wasn't possible this heat cycle. Fucking hell, from 3am too now, Enzo is just a crying little bitch. When I put him up and let her out she's even flagging for me just rubbing her butt.

This is a fucking disaster. I could put her in her kennel but this retard would probably hurt himself to get to her.

Good fucking times.

[joboo]

Stop rubbing her butt. It's clearly causing a rift.

[Horn]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7T0GvAxhGs

[lapis]

I'll be right up. ;-)

Ugh, that sounds like a nightmare! I've only had a cat go into heat a couple of times, and that was bad enough.

[Cebu_4_2]

I had a deal worked out with Shelby's breeder that whenever she went into heat that they would take her. Well that wasn't possible this heat cycle. Fucking hell, from 3am too now, Enzo is just a crying little bitch. When I put him up and let her out she's even flagging for me just rubbing her butt.

This is a fucking disaster. I could put her in her kennel but this retard would probably hurt himself to get to her.

Good fucking times.

This just does not make sense, synopsis when you cool down.

[Dogman]

Having pets go into heat and when you are caught in the middle as you are, it is hard on the nerves. Because they are being driven by hormones/instinct and your normal likeable pet turns into something else!

Just the noise they make wants one to put them in a soundproof room, Or leave them out and put yourself in the room.

It can tear at your heart and make you miserable along with them.

[Heimdhal]

This just does not make sense, synopsis when you cool down.

Synopsis you say? Heres the break down:

GoD: "I NEEEEEEEEEEEEED TO BITCH ABOUT *SOMETHING* TODAY!!!!!!! DAMN THESE NUMEROUS MINOR INCONVIENCES IN MY DAILY ROUTINE!!!!"

should probably throw a dick stabbing and something about "fucking 'kwans" and "Imma GTFO to Croatia (AKA Freedom Land)"