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Celtic Rogue
27th February 2013, 03:13 PM
I saw this on another site....

George W Bush and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barber shop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair reached for the aftershave.

Obama was quick to stop him saying, “No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that and think I’ve been in a whorehouse.”

The second barber turned to Bush and said, “How about you sir?” Bush replied, “Go ahead; my wife doesn’t know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.”

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joboo
27th February 2013, 05:35 PM
Oh...burn...

Cebu_4_2
27th February 2013, 05:52 PM
Oh...burn...

Lifestyle is a choice. You should really see a doctor, can't be healthy.

joboo
27th February 2013, 05:59 PM
Lifestyle is a choice. You should really see a doctor, can't be healthy.

Really? Tell me more, please lecture me with your wisdom on health and mortality.

Cebu_4_2
27th February 2013, 06:04 PM
Really? Tell me more, please lecture me with your wisdom on health and mortality.

I cant comment on mortality... yet.

joboo
27th February 2013, 06:09 PM
I cant comment on mortality... yet.

I have, and I can tell you it's one hell of an eye opener. It puts the whole world in a vastly different perspective.

Take steps to offset it now while you can, as it comes along lot sooner than you're going to want it to.

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Q: What do Barack Obama & Tiger Woods have in common?
A: They are both trying to screw everybody.

Q: Why won't Obama release his real birth certificate?
A: He accidently smoked it.

Q: What does Barack Obama think is more dangerous than the Middle East?
A: Reverend Jeremiah Wright and a microphone.

Q: What's the difference between Obama and God?
A: God doesn't think he is Obama

Q: What is the difference between Obama and Jesus?
A: Jesus can put a cabinet together

Horn
27th February 2013, 06:12 PM
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=18d_1360618820

Cebu_4_2
27th February 2013, 06:16 PM
I have, and I can tell you it's one hell of an eye opener. It puts the whole world in a vastly different perspective.

Take steps to offset it now while you can, as it comes along lot sooner than you're going to want it to.

Great comment! I'll drink to that.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tX5ZRE26YWM

Cebu_4_2
27th February 2013, 06:19 PM
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=18d_1360618820


Clown Loses it At Kids Party

How the fuck do you find these people? I know this clown would've made my birthday party a whole hell of a lot funnier

Horn
27th February 2013, 07:08 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lq55yS_4TcQ