oh yeah, jury duty

[chad]

for like 15 days next month i have to show every day for the jury pool. this is going to be awesome. i'm going to wear a shirt that has PALANI written in black magic marker on it.

[mamboni]

What will you say when asked "What is a PALANI?"

[chad]

i plan on taking a bunch of printed scans from 1782 newspaper articles with me. when asked, i will hold one up and reply "when is a fact not a law but a supposition of intent?"

[drafter]

I've learned that the system is best changed from within. Having been on a few juries, it's much more gratifying to bring fellow jurors to an understanding of what justice is supposed to look like. You can't enlighten anybody if you don't make it past the selection process, so play it "grey".

[chad]

i don't know, i'm toying with the idea of just asking a shitload of questions about jury nullification right off the bat to get axed. i'm self employed, so it does me no good to get a note from the court to take to my "boss." if i'm not working, i'm not making any money regardless of what kind of b.s. note they give me. so this is basically a whole bunch of days of lost income. i expect they'll reimburse me something retarded like $7 a day.

[mamboni]

i plan on taking a bunch of printed scans from 1782 newspaper articles with me. when asked, i will hold one up and reply "when is a fact not a law but a supposition of intent?"

If you make this your response to the first question you are asked during the juror interviews, I guarantee that not only will you be immediately recused, but they will assuredly destroy your jury duty card and never call you again.

[sirgonzo420]

i don't know i'm toying with the idea of just asking a shitload of question about jury nullification right off the bat to get axed. i'm self employed, so it does me no good to get a note from the court to take to my "boss." if i'm not working, i'm not making any money regardless of what kind of b.s. note they give me. so this is basically a whole bunch of days of lost income. i expect they'll reimburse me something retarded like $7 a day.

Insist to be paid in gold or silver pursuant to Article 1, Section 10 of the United States Constitution.


;D

[chad]

Insist to be paid in gold or silver pursuant to Article 1, Section 10 of the United States Constitution.


;D

this did cross my mind, gonzo ;)

[mick silver]

tell them this country is ruled by the jews and you cant be part of that

[Mouse]

"Didn't get the letter, I was supposed to do what?"

[palani]

What will you say when asked "What is a PALANI?"
Possibly that it is Hawaiian for 'FREEMAN'.

[madfranks]

I wouldn't treat jury duty as an excuse for fooling around or goofing, I'd take it as a serious opportunity to educate other people. Play it cool, get in and wake up the sheeple.

[palani]

i expect they'll reimburse me something retarded like $7 a day.

If you were to serve on a REAL jury then you would need to be paid nothing. The commerce system needs to pay its stooges something though for it to be considered 'valid'.

[chad]

hawaiian huh? never knew that.

[sirgonzo420]

hawaiian huh? never knew that.

that's ignorance of the fact, Chad.

[joboo]

You have been chosen. This is the final FEMA camp test to see if you're guard or inmate material.

[osoab]

You have been chosen. This is the final FEMA camp test to see if you're guard or inmate material.

WTF is the point of this? Humor? It's sucky humor if that is your angle.

[Hitch]

hawaiian huh? never knew that.

Me neither. Hang 10 Palani!!