Supreme Coust judge tells the US to go to hell............

[Ponce]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Justice Antonin Scalia dropped a bombshell on the Supreme Court today, announcing his decision to resign from the Court “effective immediately” and leave the United States forever.

Calling this week “by far the worst week of my life,” Justice Scalia lashed out at his fellow-Justices and the nation, saying, “I don’t want to live in a sick, sick country that thinks the way this country apparently thinks.”
Justice Scalia said that he had considered fleeing to Canada, “but they not only have gay marriage but also national health care, which is almost as evil.”

He said the fact that nations around the world recognizing same-sex marriage are “falling like deviant dominoes” would not deter him from leaving the United States: “There are plenty of other countries that still feel the way I do. I’ll move to Iran if I have to.”

Throwing off his robe in a dramatic gesture, Justice Scalia reserved his harshest parting shot for his fellow-Justices, screaming, “Damn you! Damn each and every one of you to hell! You call yourself judges? That’s a good one. You’re nothing but animals!”

Breathing heavily after his tirade, he turned to Justice Clarence Thomas and said, “Except you, Clarence. Are you coming with me?”

Justice Thomas said nothing in reply.

Read more: http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/03/bitter-scalia-leaves-us.html#ixzz2P9S6tf17

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[Heimdhal]

wow


Edit:

Internetz says its a satire, which is what it feels like when you read it, especialy with the whole "clarence thomas said nothing" line.

[Cebu_4_2]

http://www.newyorker.com/images/contributors/p233/contributor_borowitz-square_p233.jpg


Andy Borowitz is a New York Times best-selling author and a comedian, and has written for The New Yorker since 1998. In 2001, he created the Borowitz Report (http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport), a satirical news column that has been read by millions around the world and for which he won the first-ever National Press Club award for humor. He has published two best-selling books in the past year: “The 50 Funniest American Writers (http://www.amazon.com/The-Funniest-American-Writers-Anthology/dp/1598531077),” which became the first title in the history of the Library of America to make the Times best-seller list; and his memoir, “An Unexpected Twist, (http://www.amazon.com/Unexpected-Twist-Kindle-Single-ebook/dp/B007A4V33M)” which Amazon named the Best Kindle Single of 2012. His Twitter feed, @BorowitzReport (http://twitter.com/BorowitzReport), has more than two hundred and seventy thousand followers and was voted the best Twitter feed of 2011 in a poll by Time. As a comedian, he performs to sold-out theatres across the country and has made countless television and radio appearances, including on National Public Radio, VH1, and Comedy Central. He has been called a “Swiftian satirist” (the Wall Street Journal), “America’s satire king” (the Daily Beast), “the funniest human on Twitter” (the Times), and “one of the funniest people in America” (CBS News’ “Sunday Morning”).

[Down1]

April whatever.

[Libertytree]

Solly folks but this was total fucking bullshit from the git go. Hell, it had Onion written all over it.

[Cebu_4_2]

That guys nose is bigger than his chin!

[ghost]

Thomas is famous for not saying anything his whole time on the Court. That is the best line in the story.

[Ponce]

Not true? what a shame........ that would had been the lighter to set up the big BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.

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[Gold Rules]

BS spam non news .........what no thumbs down.....>:(

[mick silver]

if it on the internet it much be true