Ponce
17th April 2013, 05:07 PM
Got to the VA for my appointment with the orthopedic Dr.........first thing that they do is to check your vital signs... first time with the blood preasure machine it was 215 (noise maker went off), the nurese "Let check it again, something is wrong"....second time the reading was 230, the nurse went out and came back with a Dr and another nurse.....third time it was 203........the Dr went to a phone and called someone.......came back and told me "After you finish here go to emergency where Dr so and so is waithing for you to give you a shot for your high preassure..........he then went into the bit about I should take some BP pills and what could happen to me........he then asked me "How come you don't take BP pills?" me " I don't want to die, my BP has been high all my life".
Went to emergency and told the receptionist that DR so and so was waiting for me.....she gave me a form to fill and to take a seat........waited for one hour and five minutes, I then got up and told her "If I am going to die I would like to do it at home in bed and not here waiting for the Dr" and left.........oh, but first collected my travel money... $86.68
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On my way home I stopped by the fed store to get the vacinations for my cat and dog.....while in the pay line this out of this world girl stood bahind me......and I do mean BEATIFULL, body, boobs, hair, face, drees up, like......everthing about her,........I extended my hand to her and without thinking she gave me hers, I kissed and then I said to her "Tell me that you are single? she says "I am" I say "Are you free tonight" she "How cute'....me "You know that you are the second most beautifull girld in the world?" she "Why thank you ".......I turned around and a few seconds later I felt a tap on my shoulder I turned around and she asked me "I am curious, who is the first one?".......me "I don't know I havent seen her yet"....she thought about it for about five seconds and then she moved forward and gave me a kiss and told me "How sweet"......me "I won't wash my face for the next two years......she then gave me another kiss and told me "Make it four" hahahahahaa
Life is not what the world gives you, but what you take from it .........and that's why I am always happy.
By the way, the Dr told me that I am bound to die pretty soon........so......junt in case.....Love You All.
If you are worried about death, you are then only half alive.......
V
Went to emergency and told the receptionist that DR so and so was waiting for me.....she gave me a form to fill and to take a seat........waited for one hour and five minutes, I then got up and told her "If I am going to die I would like to do it at home in bed and not here waiting for the Dr" and left.........oh, but first collected my travel money... $86.68
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On my way home I stopped by the fed store to get the vacinations for my cat and dog.....while in the pay line this out of this world girl stood bahind me......and I do mean BEATIFULL, body, boobs, hair, face, drees up, like......everthing about her,........I extended my hand to her and without thinking she gave me hers, I kissed and then I said to her "Tell me that you are single? she says "I am" I say "Are you free tonight" she "How cute'....me "You know that you are the second most beautifull girld in the world?" she "Why thank you ".......I turned around and a few seconds later I felt a tap on my shoulder I turned around and she asked me "I am curious, who is the first one?".......me "I don't know I havent seen her yet"....she thought about it for about five seconds and then she moved forward and gave me a kiss and told me "How sweet"......me "I won't wash my face for the next two years......she then gave me another kiss and told me "Make it four" hahahahahaa
Life is not what the world gives you, but what you take from it .........and that's why I am always happy.
By the way, the Dr told me that I am bound to die pretty soon........so......junt in case.....Love You All.
If you are worried about death, you are then only half alive.......
V