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Ponce
17th April 2013, 05:07 PM
Got to the VA for my appointment with the orthopedic Dr.........first thing that they do is to check your vital signs... first time with the blood preasure machine it was 215 (noise maker went off), the nurese "Let check it again, something is wrong"....second time the reading was 230, the nurse went out and came back with a Dr and another nurse.....third time it was 203........the Dr went to a phone and called someone.......came back and told me "After you finish here go to emergency where Dr so and so is waithing for you to give you a shot for your high preassure..........he then went into the bit about I should take some BP pills and what could happen to me........he then asked me "How come you don't take BP pills?" me " I don't want to die, my BP has been high all my life".

Went to emergency and told the receptionist that DR so and so was waiting for me.....she gave me a form to fill and to take a seat........waited for one hour and five minutes, I then got up and told her "If I am going to die I would like to do it at home in bed and not here waiting for the Dr" and left.........oh, but first collected my travel money... $86.68
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On my way home I stopped by the fed store to get the vacinations for my cat and dog.....while in the pay line this out of this world girl stood bahind me......and I do mean BEATIFULL, body, boobs, hair, face, drees up, like......everthing about her,........I extended my hand to her and without thinking she gave me hers, I kissed and then I said to her "Tell me that you are single? she says "I am" I say "Are you free tonight" she "How cute'....me "You know that you are the second most beautifull girld in the world?" she "Why thank you ".......I turned around and a few seconds later I felt a tap on my shoulder I turned around and she asked me "I am curious, who is the first one?".......me "I don't know I havent seen her yet"....she thought about it for about five seconds and then she moved forward and gave me a kiss and told me "How sweet"......me "I won't wash my face for the next two years......she then gave me another kiss and told me "Make it four" hahahahahaa

Life is not what the world gives you, but what you take from it .........and that's why I am always happy.

By the way, the Dr told me that I am bound to die pretty soon........so......junt in case.....Love You All.

If you are worried about death, you are then only half alive.......

V

woodman
17th April 2013, 05:14 PM
Good for you Ponce! You made that girls day and she made yours. Win, win.

General of Darkness
17th April 2013, 05:31 PM
Ponce you sly dog you. I like that.

ximmy
17th April 2013, 05:35 PM
4735

General of Darkness
17th April 2013, 05:40 PM
Ponce is my new hero.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TYv2PhG89A

Jewboo
17th April 2013, 05:58 PM
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9d/WomanSmokingCigarCuba12.jpg

Young sexually-attractive people dig death-defying seniors who ignore their high blood pressure.

http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs50/f/2009/300/0/4/Roll_Eyes_Smiley_by_Mirz123.gif

General of Darkness
17th April 2013, 06:01 PM
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9d/WomanSmokingCigarCuba12.jpg

Young sexually-attractive people dig death-defying seniors who ignore their high blood pressure.

http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs50/f/2009/300/0/4/Roll_Eyes_Smiley_by_Mirz123.gif

Oh don't be a cunt Book.

horseshoe3
17th April 2013, 06:07 PM
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9d/WomanSmokingCigarCuba12.jpg

Young sexually-attractive people dig death-defying seniors who ignore their high blood pressure.

http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs50/f/2009/300/0/4/Roll_Eyes_Smiley_by_Mirz123.gif

Pretty young girls dig men who are old enough to seem harmless, and find clever ways to compliment them.

Jewboo
17th April 2013, 06:14 PM
Got to the VA for my appointment with the orthopedic Dr... "After you finish here go to emergency where Dr so and so is waithing for you to give you a shot for your high preassure...Went to emergency and told the receptionist that DR so and so was waiting for me.....she gave me a form to fill and to take a seat........waited for one hour and five minutes, I then got up and told her "If I am going to die I would like to do it at home in bed and not here waiting for the Dr" and left.........oh, but first collected my travel money... $86.68



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http://www.veteranstoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/taxpayer.jpg

http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs50/f/2009/300/0/4/Roll_Eyes_Smiley_by_Mirz123.gif

Hitch
17th April 2013, 06:53 PM
Good for you Ponce! You made that girls day and she made yours. Win, win.

Exactly. Great post Ponce, thanks for sharing. When I'm an old dude like you I hope I will have the same stories.

Now, I know why all the old guys get all the chicks. :)

Glass
17th April 2013, 06:57 PM
I've heard this story before Ponce. Repeating stories is a sign of you know what. Actually only messing. Sounds like a good day.

Ponce
17th April 2013, 07:03 PM
Thak you guys........you made my day, but for Jaboo, he is traing to give me a heart attack GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

While waiting in emergency everyone that came after me looked like shit, this one guy was seven years younger than me and I shit you not......to me that he was already half dead. More than half of them were really really fat and only two, of the rest of them, were what I would call good weight, like me.

Glass? you are thinking about the 18 years old working at the snack bar at the VA, I used the same line about being the second most beatifull girl in the world..........hey, sometimes it works as well the second time hahahahahahah.

V

willie pete
17th April 2013, 07:07 PM
take your meds viejo

madfranks
17th April 2013, 08:38 PM
Ponce, thanks for sharing these stories, I love reading them. And take care of yourself, I want to see you posting here 10 years from now.

horseshoe3
17th April 2013, 09:03 PM
Ponce is the old guy in the convenience store in "The Corvette Song."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWSJAdzVBj0

Ponce
17th April 2013, 10:18 PM
Thanks horseshoe but mine was a British "Thriuph GT-6+"......I just bought it about a week before I meet my X, I was well dressed and driving that little car.....she thought that I was a fag because in NY dressed as I was and with a sport car they are.

Franks? this one for you.....last week I went to pick up my spare lapt top and while there I saw this beutifull red headed girl that looked to me like if she was 14-16......being the dirty old mand that I was I aske the computer lady "Is she 18" and she says to me "Yes, she's 18 and has a baby" WAMMMMMMMBA, that really spoiled my day......I just hated when I am lucky enough to meet someone like them and able to do nothing..................at the dollar store, about a year ago, I say this very good looking girl........so........I walked up to her turned her around and gave her a hell of kiss and then I said "Diane, long time no see my love, how are you doing"..... I then put on a look of real surprise
on my face and said "You are not Diane, I am very sorry" and she says........."That's ok" ahahahahaahhahha........and old man can get away with more than a young man.

In CA I went to the mall and while walking around I saw this girl reaching behind her for the hand of ther boy friend...so what do I do?, I signaled to her boy friend to do nothing and then I grabbed her hand....she walked around for a few seconds and then she kissed my hand........she looked up and saw me hahahahhaaha, her boy friend looked at her and asked her "Do you now have a new borfriend" hahahahahahahahahhahhah that was fun.

V