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Ponce
26th April 2013, 02:41 PM
First of all, to the know it all about dogs, my monster is a Jack Russel......he is very healthy with no deformities, he runs, climb trees, walks in a straight line and so on.....but......with his body at about 2.5 to 3 degrees angle when he walks, is this natural?

Now then....everyday, in the afternoon, I feed my dog my cats left over......yesterday I tapped the varanda three times for him to come and get it......he came looking arround veryyyyyyyyy carefull, one step up the stairs at the deck and look around, two steps and looks around.......he hears a noise and he goes all the way down to look under the deck.....once again, up one step and he looks around, two steps and he looks around three steps and waits for a few seconds to see if it is safe and then he clims one more step and he is on the deck......I put the cats plate down and he smellgas it and then looks around, I tell him "Is ok, shes not here" so he starts eating......I hear a sound and I look up.............Gata the cat jumps from the roof on to the cover of the jacuzzy and then on to the back of the dog that was already running away,gata zap him a good one.

Well, today I called him , as usual, and the closest that he came was about 10 feet, the look on his face was like "fool me once and so on".....I don't think that he will ever trust me again...

Went to the store in my scotter, first time in one year, with my back pack on, loaded what I wanted in it...but......with the store manager keeping an eye on me at all time......went to the cashier and paid for everything and with the guy still looking at me...........so, I call him over and said to him "want to see something?" I oppened my walled and showed what I had in it and told him "I carry this much with me at all time, no need for me to steal from you" hahahahahah, he then said "I didn't know that you saw me"........... he guy weights abour 300 lbs......so I told him "how can I missed you?",
he only smiled but didn't say anything hahahahhahaahahahah, life is what you make of it.

V

palani
26th April 2013, 02:49 PM
I oppened my walled and showed what I had in it and told him "I carry this much with me at all time, no need for me to steal from you"

V

My fathers landlady (he rented 160 acres from her) was a known klepto. She also owned 5 farms at around 85 years of age. She lived in the kitchen of her victorian home and was a character. Her lawyers let all the merchants know that if she came into any of their stores they were to jot down what she took and send the bill to the lawyer. Small communities took care of their own.

Dogman
26th April 2013, 02:52 PM
Ponce I have always kept cats and dogs around with me where ever I have lived. Never had any problems, But the games and shit they sometimes do to each other especially when it comes to food is a grin and hoot.

Cats mostly do not give a meow about what the dog eats, unless it is something the cat likes, but the dogs always want and like what the cats eat. It is a hoot watching them guard the food (dogs mostly but cats sometimes) or try to get the others food/treats.

Most every cat that owned me or chose to keep company loved to give the dogs hell when ever they could.

I have seen many a dog walking/trotting in a straight line but the body of the dog is at an angle and not inline with the direction of travel.

madfranks
26th April 2013, 03:17 PM
Went to the store in my scotter, first time in one year, with my back pack on, loaded what I wanted in it...but......with the store manager keeping an eye on me at all time......went to the cashier and paid for everything and with the guy still looking at me...........so, I call him over and said to him "want to see something?" I oppened my walled and showed what I had in it and told him "I carry this much with me at all time, no need for me to steal from you" hahahahahah, he then said "I didn't know that you saw me"........... he guy weights abour 300 lbs......so I told him "how can I missed you?",
he only smiled but didn't say anything hahahahhahaahahahah, life is what you make of it.

V

Well, the guy sees you with a backpack, he doesn't know you rode a bike to the store, he's just watching to make sure you don't pocket the merchandise. But good way to diffuse the situation.

I had a friend who did shoplifting surveillance for various mall anchor stores, and one time he pretended to be a mannequin as a guy stole a watch not 3 feet away. Ha ha, the thief jumped when the mannequin came to life and arrested him.

Neuro
26th April 2013, 03:37 PM
I have seen many a dog walking/trotting in a straight line but the body of the dog is at an angle and not inline with the direction of travel.
I think it's got to do with right/left-handedness of the dog. Right handed humans has normally a slightly lower right shoulder, with more muscles than the left shoulder. If people where walking on all four they would probably angular their bodies, to balance for the imbalance, like dogs do. If the angulation is excessive, maybe the dog has a biomechanical problem in its legs or spine...

willie pete
26th April 2013, 06:17 PM
dogs have masters, cats have slaves