Bear Chimps out on Monkey...

[ximmy]

Bear and Monkey race bikes in circus ring.
All is going well and great family fun time until Monkey crashes bike in front of Mr Bear. Bear will not forgive Monkey!
This is not the kind of monkey business we desire to witness from Mr Bear. He should be disqualified from race.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIY0ubPb0dE

[Dogman]

Lunch!

[General of Darkness]

That fucking shit makes me angry. All of that is done with compulsion training. Yes we do use compulsion training in Schutzhund, but that's only as a last resort and it's only with mild corrections. Dog for the most part are domesticated, those animals aren't. When the rubber meets the road they beat those poor bastards into submission and hearing the slant eyed jews laugh just pisses me off more.

[Walter Mitty]

I went to the animal fair.
A monkey and bear were riding bicycles there.
The monkey crashed the bear jumped on his ass.
At the Chinese animal fair.

[ximmy]

I went to the animal fair.
A monkey and bear were riding bicycles there.
The monkey crashed the bear jumped on his ass.
At the Chinese animal fair.

That's not funny!... :mad: .... ;D

[gunDriller]

i don't know why, but i feel it should be noted, for those that have not seen the video -

Obama is not in the video.

[Spectrism]

This was not a mistake. You folks don't understand Chinee. The instructions were given at the beginning of the contest. They told the monkey that if he lapped the bear, he could climb onto the bear and pee on his head. Usually the monkey wins. The bear was told that if he could stop the monkey from getting around the track twice, that he would eat good.

I guess the bear thought he had to eat the monkey to be good.

[midnight rambler]

I'm guessing that's not the first time the bear has been aggravated by a monkey.

[Norweger]

People should start seeing animals in their natural habitat instead of being entertained by this cruelty against nature. To "humanize" animals in any matter is just wrong.

I feel sorry for the monkey, but at the same time i find pleasure in the fact that the trainer that has been beating it wasted a lot of time.

Its also funny that they try to keep their cool in front of the audience but after a while had to show them their true colors by beating the shit out of the bear.

[Ponce]

Well, the monkey was dinner for the circus people.......

V

[drafter]

When I first read the title I almost expected to see some Russian dude kicking some African dude's butt.

Who'da thunk of bicycle riding bears and chimps?

[mamboni]

i don't know why, but i feel it should be noted, for those that have not seen the video -

Obama is not in the video.

What about his son?;D

[mamboni]

I'm guessing that's not the first time the bear has been aggravated by a monkey.

Bears hate monkeys - everyone knows this. It is an established fact. Really.

[mamboni]

That fucking shit makes me angry. All of that is done with compulsion training. Yes we do use compulsion training in Schutzhund, but that's only as a last resort and it's only with mild corrections. Dog for the most part are domesticated, those animals aren't. When the rubber meets the road they beat those poor bastards into submission and hearing the slant eyed jews laugh just pisses me off more.

Hey GoD, you seem rather grouchy tonite. How about some cheese?

http://i.imgur.com/ITdiNEb.jpg

[Cebu_4_2]

http://i.imgur.com/ITdiNEb.jpg

Kind of ironic, when we were young 'cheese' was our codename for hot chicks. Cheese please.

[Horn]

I think cheese was a better bet than Gold in 2008.

[collector]

It was Scorpio

[Libertarian_Guard]

Bears hate monkeys - everyone knows this. It is an established fact. Really.

Why? Resentment of jokes or nature?

[ximmy]

Why? Resentment of jokes or nature?

It's an age old argument over the poop thing...
Monkeys fling their poop but bears prefer to sh!t in the woods...

[Libertarian_Guard]

It's an age old argument over the poop thing...
Monkeys fling their poop but bears prefer to sh!t in the woods...

And what about the Pope?

[General of Darkness]

After I saw the title a second I thought that maybe Putin smacked Obongo or something

[Hitch]

It's an age old argument over the poop thing...
Monkeys fling their poop but bears prefer to sh!t in the woods...

I thought it was a bear and rabbit thing.

A bear asks a rabbit "say, do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"

Rabbit says, "no.."

So, the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.