As Civilization Fails ... Venezuela is running out of toilet paper

[palani]

Perhaps if visiting this country you should plan on bringing your own?


http://news.yahoo.com/now-venezuela-running-toilet-paper-070756934.html


CARACAS, Venezuela (AP) -- First milk, butter, coffee and cornmeal ran short. Now Venezuela is running out of the most basic of necessities — toilet paper.

Blaming political opponents for the shortfall, as it does for other shortages, the embattled socialist government says it will import 50 million rolls to boost supplies.

That was little comfort to consumers struggling to find toilet paper on Wednesday.

[JohnQPublic]

Ponce is setting up an international trade deal with Venezuela already: TP for oil

[Spectrism]

Yeah... it sounds like Ponce cheated them out of all their TP. We have in our midst a spy.... his real name is:
Eyeholdit Ponstein

[Ponce]

I would rather be called......Ponceshit than ponstein...... The governmet of Venezuela and I came to an accord last night, they don't sell oil to the US and I will stop the embargo of tp to them.......they said ok.

First post of the day.........good rainny morning to one and all.

V

[Spectrism]

Sr Ponstein, I presume that you are working in accord with the Rothschild Toilet Paper Reserve and the TPEX to coordinate these deals. Surely you are dealing in soft assets and not just paper, right?

[JohnQPublic]

Ponce- when does your toilet paper ETF (TLP) start?

[Ponce]

Sr Ponstein, I presume that you are working in accord with the Rothschild Toilet Paper Reserve and the TPEX to coordinate these deals. Surely you are dealing in soft assets and not just paper, right?


No difference between the Federal Reserve paper and what I own....good to wipe your ass with.....as a matter of fact, most people choose mine 100 to 1, the 1 is from the billionairs who have more "class".

Public? I don't even know the meaning of those, I go more for the situation rather than the fancy names given to them.

V

[Serpo]

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[General of Darkness]

What a crappy story.

[Ponce]

OK General, I'll give you one of my roll of tp so that you can clean yourself with.

V

[Glass]

hearing on the ground it's pretty bad. No milk. fruit, cheese, flour either..... also other toiletries are non existant. Army is on the streets.

Sounds a lot like that post cuba story.

[gunDriller]

TP is so over-rated.

why not cleanse one's buttocks in the waters of Arruba, that baby crabs may eat ?

may the Venezuelan marine arthropods FEAST on the supreme & finely textured creations of the human intestinal tract.

one bipedal Mammal's "PU, that STINKS !" excretion, is another arthropod's "Mmm, mmm, Good !" 5-course meal

who needs TP when you have the Caribbean ?

why deprive those marine mammals of their favorite foods ?


but beware of the dreaded Southern California brown-snake - especially if you're body-surfing.