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Serpo
28th May 2013, 04:14 AM
Woman confesses to practising witchcraft and owning 10 goblins
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A Gokwe woman, 67, has confessed to practising witchcraft as well as possessing 10 goblins that are terrorising fellow villagers.

In a case that has left villagers under Chief Njelele stunned, Ms Clara Mashoko disclosed that she had decided to "confess" because her deceased victims are causing her sleepless nights as they always appear in her dreams.

The self-confessed witch added that the goblins had become more demanding. She is appealing to traditional healers and some of the country's renowned prophets to come to her rescue.
Ms Mashoko, who claims to have been a witch since the age of five, revealed that the goblins have since started sexually abusing her.

In an unsolicited interview with The Sunday Mail last week, Ms Mashoko described her life as a living hell.

"My life is now a living hell. My goblins are now tormenting me. I am also being haunted by dead people who always appear in my dreams. I am now tired of witchcraft and I am looking for anyone who can assist me to get rid of the goblins as well as extricating me from witchcraft," she said.

Ms Mashoko added that she was forcibly recruited into witchcraft by her paternal grandmother following the death of her parents.

"I grew up an orphan," she said.

"I don't know my parents because they died before I was even five. I was recruited into witchcraft by my grandmother at a very tender age and it has been part of my life ever since," she said.

A distraught-looking Ms Mashoko disclosed that she has approached several traditional healers as well as Chief Njelele in her bid to seek deliverance.

"I have lost all my cattle, goats and property to so many self-styled tsikamutandas in trying to get rid of the goblins as well as retiring from the trade, but to no avail.

"Now I am desperately in need of help and seeking to accept Jesus Christ into my life, but my goblins are proving to be a stumbling block.

"My village head and the chief are working tirelessly to find assistance from well-wishers as well as other traditional healers who can deal with this matter once and for all," she said.

Chief Njelele confirmed that Ms Mashoko approached him seeking assistance.

The traditional leader said he was in the midst of engaging his counterparts so as to come up with the most appropriate solution.

Village head Mr Amos Dube, who refuses to set foot on Ms Mashoko's homestead, says villagers are now living in fear.

"My subjects no longer want to associate with Ms Mashoko because of her practices. However, we are more than willing to reintegrate her into the society if she genuinely repents," he said.


http://bulawayo24.com/index-id-news-sc-national-byo-30722.html




A goblin is a legendary evil or mischievous creature; a grotesquely evil or evil-like phantom.

They are attributed with various (sometimes conflicting) abilities, temperaments and appearances depending on the story and country of origin. In some cases, goblins have been classified as constantly annoying little creatures somewhat related to the brownie and gnome. They are usually depicted as small, sometimes only a few inches tall, sometimes the size of a dwarf. They also often are said to possess various magical abilities.They are also very greedy and love money.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goblin

Glass
28th May 2013, 05:12 AM
A goblin is a legendary evil or mischievous creature; a grotesquely evil or evil-like phantom.

They are attributed with various (sometimes conflicting) abilities, temperaments and appearances depending on the story and country of origin. In some cases, goblins have been classified as constantly annoying little creatures somewhat related to the brownie and gnome. They are usually depicted as small, sometimes only a few inches tall, sometimes the size of a dwarf. They also often are said to possess various magical abilities.They are also very greedy and love money.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goblin

yes Lin, of the tribe/clan of Gob. They do exist in my experience. That is to say, I wouldn't discount this. See Manly P Hall.

brosil
28th May 2013, 06:37 AM
Why would anyone need such a high capacity of goblins? Surely goblins should be limited to 8 goblins per witch.

Spectrism
28th May 2013, 07:28 AM
Why would anyone need such a high capacity of goblins? Surely goblins should be limited to 8 goblins per witch.

Surely a case of illegal hoarding.

Ares
28th May 2013, 08:00 AM
Why would anyone need such a high capacity of goblins? Surely goblins should be limited to 8 goblins per witch.

Don't let the government know. They might want to bomb the goblins into democracy so that they have a say in how they are hoarded.

govcheetos
28th May 2013, 08:03 AM
Why would anyone need such a high capacity of goblins? Surely goblins should be limited to 8 goblins per witch.

There you go with the pinko communist bullshit. Why should I have any limits set upon me by any kind of "authority" to limit how many goblins I may have? You bust your ass 70-80 hours a week to put together a decent homestead of goblins, imps, gnomes, and such and some statist/liberal wants to come confiscate what you've poured your hard earned blood, sweat, and tears into to distribute it to those who sit on their ass wanting everything handed to them by the state. I've been onto this agenda for a while and it's why I obtain all goblins and such through private face to face cash/trade deals and never register them.

Sorry for the rant. ;D

EE_
28th May 2013, 08:36 AM
I wonder if the Gokwe women knows?
These goblins are not only terrorising fellow villagers, they're terrorising the whole world!

http://hipsterjew.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/jewish_goblin_hp.jpg

gunDriller
28th May 2013, 08:49 AM
"My life is now a living hell. My goblins are now tormenting me. I am also being haunted by dead people who always appear in my dreams. I am now tired of witchcraft and I am looking for anyone who can assist me to get rid of the goblins as well as extricating me from witchcraft," she said.

that kind of sounds like Bernanke's exit speech.

StreetsOfGold
28th May 2013, 10:45 AM
I am now tired of witchcraft and I am looking for anyone who can assist me to get rid of the goblins as well as extricating me from witchcraft," she said

Clearly this woman needs the Lord Jesus Christ. Such stories like this are very common, but typically do not make any kinds of news.

I see the typical plethora of jokes and let's not forget to bring in the "evil jews", but seriously, you may not be messing with witchcraft but if you die unsaved, you be in the REAL hell which this woman will also go to without Jesus Christ. I pray she gets saved, she just needs the word of God and a good witness.

slvrbugjim
28th May 2013, 02:18 PM
There you go with the pinko communist bullshit. Why should I have any limits set upon me by any kind of "authority" to limit how many goblins I may have? You bust your ass 70-80 hours a week to put together a decent homestead of goblins, imps, gnomes, and such and some statist/liberal wants to come confiscate what you've poured your hard earned blood, sweat, and tears into to distribute it to those who sit on their ass wanting everything handed to them by the state. I've been onto this agenda for a while and it's why I obtain all goblins and such through private face to face cash/trade deals and never register them.

Sorry for the rant. ;D


Clearly this is something a foot w/ regard to high capacity goblins here

Spectrism
28th May 2013, 02:28 PM
Clearly this woman needs the Lord Jesus Christ. Such stories like this are very common, but typically do not make any kinds of news.

I see the typical plethora of jokes and let's not forget to bring in the "evil jews", but seriously, you may not be messing with witchcraft but if you die unsaved, you be in the REAL hell which this woman will also go to without Jesus Christ. I pray she gets saved, she just needs the word of God and a good witness.

Don't be too quick to bring reality into our little fun time. There are a good number of people here who will have their share of goblins within the next few years. And... it won't be the jews. We have a president inhabited by many goblins and he even hangs out with one of the biggest goblins in Amerika.... the donut goblin.

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/dam/assets/121031090136-gut-check-christie-obama-story-top.jpg

Serpo
28th May 2013, 04:19 PM
Strange things happened while posting the OP.things reappeared a few times after deleting ect..............as if there was a goblin in the works..........

Uncle Salty
28th May 2013, 06:07 PM
Clearly this woman needs the Lord Jesus Christ. Such stories like this are very common, but typically do not make any kinds of news.

I see the typical plethora of jokes and let's not forget to bring in the "evil jews", but seriously, you may not be messing with witchcraft but if you die unsaved, you be in the REAL hell which this woman will also go to without Jesus Christ. I pray she gets saved, she just needs the word of God and a good witness.

Do goblins make good witnesses?

osoab
28th May 2013, 07:11 PM
Do goblins make good witnesses?

I don't trust goblins. Go with gnomes.

Glass
29th May 2013, 07:21 PM
I don't trust goblins. Go with gnomes.

Gnomes are good and all but you don't want to make them angry. Some people are just working this out.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9xROONPy6Y

Also gnomes are like gypsies. Always on the move (https://www.google.com.au/search?q=gnomes+travelling+the+world) .

Glass
4th June 2013, 09:23 PM
just some more on gnomes. Anyone heard of gnomeville?

http://thegrandaustralianroadtrip.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/gnomeville_4.jpg

Obviously copyright with the creator. I've posted some links to this guys tour blog in the Motorcycles thread.

Turns out gnomeville is in the south of my state in Dardanup (http://stumbledownunder.com/2012/07/20/gnomeville/). Might have to go take a look one day. I'm a bit concerned by the one down near the front there.