Monsanto Invents "Shave the Beaver" GM Cucumber! Sweeeet!

[mamboni]

Monsanto Cucumbers Cause Genital Baldness — Immediately Banned in Nova Scotia


Monday, May 27, 2013 23:25


A six-month study by AgriSearch, an on-campus research arm of Dalhousie University, has shown that genetically modified (GM) cucumbers grown under license to Monsanto Inc. result in serious side effects including total groin hair loss and chafing in “sensitive areas”, leading to the immediate and total ban of sales of all that company’s crop and subsequent dill pickles.

[madfranks]

For reals? Link?

[sirgonzo420]

For reals? Link?


Here's the link, madfranks: http://gold-silver.us/forum/showthread.php?69892-Monsanto-Invents-quot-Shave-the-Beaver-quot-GM-Cucumber!-Sweeeet!&p=636861&viewfull=1#post636861


What can I say, I like to help out.

:)

[PatColo]

monsanto needs to turn lemons into lemonade-- organize a bald cooter festival!

Cooters! (http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-september-15-2004/cooters-) Episode #09032 The town of Inverness, Florida wants to hold a festival celebrating one of its best attractions. (5:00) (http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-september-15-2004/cooters-)

[mamboni]

For reals? Link?

You want to order a few cases don't you you nasty boy!

[gunDriller]

are they banned in Nova Scotia because it gets cold there ?

[mamboni]

For reals? Link?

Ooops - I think we just got Onioned.

http://www.thelapine.ca/monsanto-cucumbers-cause-genital-baldness-immediately-banned-nova-scotia

[gunDriller]

Ooops - I think we just got Onioned.

http://www.thelapine.ca/monsanto-cucumbers-cause-genital-baldness-immediately-banned-nova-scotia

and i thought "Shaved Asians" was about to change their name to "Monsanto Cucumbered Asians". :)

[Serpo]

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this rat is working out.......
http://static1.businessinsider.com/image/505a39bdecad04062e000009-300/sprinting-rats.jpg (http://www.google.com.au/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&docid=3KwqYal2o-z9VM&tbnid=i7jNDfrlins3KM:&ved=&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.businessinsider.com%2Ffrench-study-pesticides-lead-to-tumors-2012-9&ei=eXSmUYLLMqqdiAeasoHABg&psig=AFQjCNGrtIRQKBel4uN1hyYY8I1KTNXCYw&ust=1369949689866927)