My post office burned down to the ground last night..... V

[Ponce]

Darn it, I already paid all my bills so that I have no excuse for not paying them.......they think that it was arson and it happenned last night around 0230 hours.......they didn't want to oppenly closed it down so that they found this excuse to close it down...........like in the old days, my favorite "disco" club lost clients when the new owner did away with disco and two months later it burned down.........the funny part about this is that the night before I told my my former girld friend that I was going to make sure that she never went there again hahahahahahah.........when I went on wednsday night all that I saw was a few people standing and talking around a smodering lounge sofa.

V

[StreetsOfGold]

the night before I told my my former girld friend that I was going to make sure that she never went there again

Prophet or perpetrator? You decide?

[chad]

they will rebuild it even bigger, then close it weeks after it re-opens to save money.

[Ponce]

they will rebuild it even bigger, then close it weeks after it re-opens to save money.


Nope, the build an three story office building..........AND I DIDN'T DO IT.

Ponce <-----------innocent as a new born baby

V

[Down1]

The P.O. usually likes to lease.

[Spectrism]

All forms of flame igniters need to be licensed. We need some more laws obviously.

[Ponce]

All forms of flame igniters need to be licensed. We need some more laws obviously.

I refuse to get a license for my tp, will the license be for each roll or for bulk?

V

[gunDriller]

All forms of flame igniters need to be licensed. We need some more laws obviously.

firewood too.

and toothpicks. especially Kosher toothpicks.

[osoab]

Is this a new version of "Postal"?

[StreetsOfGold]

AND I DIDN'T DO IT.

Didn't Richard Nixon say something similar? Ahhh just kidding ponce, I know you didn't do it, you're too "jew" friendly

[Serpo]

We have an extra choice today ,instead of air mail , we have burnt mail......

[Ponce]

firewood too.

and toothpicks. especially Kosher toothpicks.

We no longer are allowed to have toothpicks.....they are now considered to be WMD........I mean, you may kill a cop with a toothpick.

V

[palani]

We no longer are allowed to have toothpicks.....they are now considered to be WMD........I mean, you may kill a cop with a toothpick.

V

The Japs were said to use bamboo under the fingernails. I expect toothpicks could be used too.

[Mouse]

Jewish Lightning Goes Postal

The Podunk branch of the United States Post Office burned late Wednesday night in a fire that investigators have ruled "suspicious". The office, which was slated for closure later this year, is leased to the Postal Service by an owner consortium group led by New Yorker Larry Silverstein. It was not yet determined what Silverstein had planned to do with the property once the USPS lease expired. Mr. Silverstein had mentioned "just pull it, and maybe build a new business tower there", but no plans had been filed with the county commissioner.

Heartbroken employees arrived to work on Thursday to find their place of employment reduced to cinders, the only remaining fixture being a still-smoldering lounge couch. Maria Lazyberger, a thirty-year veteran employee at the office, choked back tears as she witnessed the devastation. "I worked here for thirty years. I used to take my afternoon naps on that couch. Whatever will I do now?"

County District Attorney Erik Holdenfarb commented on the situation. "This is just tragic", Holdenfarb exclaimed. "States evidence supporting the upcoming corruption trial of Mayor Blumenthal had literally just been delivered to the Post Office. Those materials are gone forever. Such unfortunate, timing. It is truly a sad day for Podunk County". Mayor Bumenthal was indicted in January on charges of bid-rigging, embezzlement, falsifying real-estate documents, and possession of drug paraphernalia.

Donations can be sent to the Larry Silverstein Co-insurance fund.