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Serpo
11th June 2013, 04:09 AM
http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/pictures/picture-5.jpg (http://www.zerohedge.com/users/tyler-durden)
Submitted by Tyler Durden (http://www.zerohedge.com/users/tyler-durden) on 06/10/2013 17:10 -0400



Think only coked up and hyper hedgefund (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/berlusconi-blames-stock-market-volatility-cocaine-abuse-traders)traders pose a systemic risk? As this AFP story (http://www.france24.com/en/20130610-german-bank-employee-naps-keyboard-transfers-millions?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter)reveals, somnolent, undercaffeinated tellers can be just as threatening to the global flow of funds.
A "German bank employee fell asleep on his keyboard and accidentally transformed a minor transfer into a 222 million euro ($293 million) order, a court heard Monday. The Hessen labour court heard that the man was supposed to transfer just 62.40 euros from a bank account belonging to a retiree, but instead "fell asleep for an instant, while pushing onto the number 2 key on the keyboard" -- making it a huge 222,222,222.22 euro order." Nearly a third of a billion mistake blamed on a "sleepy finger?" That's a new one...
Was the recipient of this "accident" supposed to be some Italian or Spanish bank we wonder?
Luckily, not one Russian oligrach depositor was impaired as a result of this epic mistake, since the transaction was promptly unwound and the bank corrected the error. Where things get even funnier, and why this was ultimately taken to court, is because the sleepy man's 48-year old colleague let the mistake slip through when verifying the order. This promptly resulted in his termination.
In return, the German court promptly ruled that the plaintiff should be reinstated.
So next time you wire money from one account to another at a bank office, may we suggest finding the one clerk with an Ambien addiction. Because one never knows.

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-06-10/bank-employee-falls-asleep-keyboard-transfers-%E2%82%AC22222222222-mistake

Spectrism
11th June 2013, 05:13 AM
No big deal. We have fat finger transfers to banksters in Amerika every day. I don't hear about any of these fine people getting fired.

http://gulagbound.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Paulson-Bernanke-Geithner.jpg

gunDriller
11th June 2013, 08:10 AM
No big deal. We have fat finger transfers to banksters in Amerika every day. I don't hear about any of these fine people getting fired.

http://gulagbound.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Paulson-Bernanke-Geithner.jpg

that is a classic picture. i don't think it was Photoshopped, i.e. i don't think it was faked. it might have been cropped or had the levels adjusted using Photoshop.

why are the 3 Jew stooges looking so unhappy in that pic ?

Libertytree
11th June 2013, 08:20 AM
that is a classic picture. i don't think it was Photoshopped, i.e. i don't think it was faked. it might have been cropped or had the levels adjusted using Photoshop.

why are the 3 Jew stooges looking so unhappy in that pic ?

Ron Paul was in the room :)

EE_
11th June 2013, 08:26 AM
that is a classic picture. i don't think it was Photoshopped, i.e. i don't think it was faked. it might have been cropped or had the levels adjusted using Photoshop.

why are the 3 Jew stooges looking so unhappy in that pic ?

They are closer then you may know.

All Jews!
Moe - Moses Horwitz
Larry - Louis Feinberg
Curly - Jerome Horwitz
Shemp too! - Samuel Horwitz
http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/23300000/Three-Stooges-three-stooges-23376066-505-410.jpg
http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTk2NDU2NDU4Nl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwNzc2MjI2._V1._ SY314_CR23,0,214,314_.jpg

Ponce
11th June 2013, 09:08 AM
The first guy on the left..... OH God, now what?
Center guy.......................Will they come after me?
The guy on the left............ Will mom find out about this?

First post of the day.........good morning to one and all.

V

Hitch
11th June 2013, 12:44 PM
that is a classic picture. i don't think it was Photoshopped, i.e. i don't think it was faked. it might have been cropped or had the levels adjusted using Photoshop.

why are the 3 Jew stooges looking so unhappy in that pic ?

They know they are guilty and it shows. They all look miserably guilty.

Ponce
11th June 2013, 02:33 PM
They know they are guilty and it shows. They all look miserably guilty.

They look like my dog when he does somethin wrong ahahahahahahaahhahhahah

V

Serpo
11th June 2013, 02:40 PM
They look like my dog when he does somethin wrong ahahahahahahaahhahhahah

V


They are dogs Pounce

Dogman
11th June 2013, 02:59 PM
They are dogs Pounce My brethren resent that remark! ;D

Those ass hats are much nastier than our hair suited friends!

Serpo
11th June 2013, 03:05 PM
My brethren resent that remark! ;D

Those ass hats are much nastier than our hair suited friends!

Agreed , they are mongrels;D

Spectrism
11th June 2013, 03:08 PM
that is a classic picture. i don't think it was Photoshopped, i.e. i don't think it was faked. it might have been cropped or had the levels adjusted using Photoshop.

why are the 3 Jew stooges looking so unhappy in that pic ?

They were standing before the Sanhedrin as judgment was being pronounced.

One of you... will get his schmeckle cut off.
One of you ... will be boiled in pig grease.
One of you ... will get his teddy bear taken away.

Dogman
11th June 2013, 03:16 PM
Agreed , they are mongrels;D http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100709231446/mongrels/images/b/bb/Mongrels_Characters.jpg

Now you are dissing these cute critters.

I tend to think of those crooks more on the order of slime mold, or walking virus's.

;D

Serpo
11th June 2013, 03:19 PM
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100709231446/mongrels/images/b/bb/Mongrels_Characters.jpg

Now you are dissing these cute critters.

I tend to think of those crooks more on the order of slime mold, or walking virus's.

;D
you may like this doggy .....talking budgie

http://edition.cnn.com/video/data/2.0/video/living/2013/05/17/orig-jtb-distraction-disco-bird.youtube.html

Dogman
11th June 2013, 03:35 PM
you may like this doggy .....talking budgie

http://edition.cnn.com/video/data/2.0/video/living/2013/05/17/orig-jtb-distraction-disco-bird.youtube.html He He.

I have a cockatiel that raises hell when ever I am one the phone, the phone rings and that bastard starts up! ;D

It is amazing that for such a small bird that sob is ear piercing loud when he sings. Usually when I threaten to feed him to the cat, he will shut up ...for a while! :D

I wish mine would talk, but was too old by the time I got to him, used to raise them.

Sorry for the slight bend in the thread and topic.

Glass
12th June 2013, 02:17 AM
not sure if same vid as cnn. Can't see it because of location


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=puPnJrjaIDw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=puPnJrjaIDw

BTW it's a budgeriegar or budgie.

Mouse
12th June 2013, 03:00 AM
Real high quality shit on here lately. Go GSUS! Okay, off to some other site that has interesting information.

Ponce
12th June 2013, 10:22 AM
He He.

I have a cockatiel that raises hell when ever I am one the phone, the phone rings and that bastard starts up! ;D

It is amazing that for such a small bird that sob is ear piercing loud when he sings. Usually when I threaten to feed him to the cat, he will shut up ...for a while! :D


I wish mine would talk, but was too old by the time I got to him, used to raise them.

Sorry for the slight bend in the thread and topic.

Is ok Pluto......is always good to talk about the family hahahahaaahaahah.