Aint that da shyt!

[Cebu_4_2]

I go to the post office and back, maybe 15 minutes, get home front door open, some brown mini van in the drive with NC plates so I think it's my buddy. NOT Some backwards ass country fuck yelling to go get johnny on the side of the house and he is my neighbor from across the road. I let him dash by and he ran to the van and almost rolled it getting down the street. He didn't take anything yet but had time enough to see they could just load and go. There was a woman screaming in the van to "go go go" when he got in it. He reversed almost 1/4 mile missing a pickup truck coming my way, he almost rolled the van when he spun it around.

I made a report and all... what should I have done? Shoot the fucker in the head? The stomach? If he would have tried anything he would have lost plain and simple.

I let him go. Everyone's hungry and looking but to just walk into my house when I'm gone a few minutes? FUCK. Adrenaline still through the roof.

Not worth the trouble and PITA of shooting the fuck.

[palani]

You can get MD80 cameras on EBAY for under $20 now.

Get in the habit of carrying a camera or five on you at all times.

Getting into violence never has a satisfactory outcome.

Why not give your neighbor a call and ask him if there is anything you can do to help him out?

[General of Darkness]

Glad everything worked out I guess.

Do you have any idea why your house was picked? Have you had some work done lately or anything like that?

Also you need to get yourself an Enzo. He's in the house with Indy when I'm not home. He's got access to the front window and will be on the back of the couch and goes ape fucking shit when someone walks up. Dogs are better than any alarm system, because they're more of a deterrent.

Plus you get to have drinks and make stupid videos like these. Show me an alarm system you can do this with?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYcQIaxiRH8

[EE_]

You can get MD80 cameras on EBAY for under $20 now.

Get in the habit of carrying a camera or five on you at all times.

Getting into violence never has a satisfactory outcome.

Why not give your neighbor a call and ask him if there is anything you can do to help him out?

This guy is not a neighbor...this is a desperate thief that lives in the house across the road.
I'd say press charges, hopefully he will get three hots and a cot. That should help him out.

[Cebu_4_2]

This guy is not a neighbor...this is a desperate thief that lives in the house across the road.
I'd say press charges, hopefully he will get three hots and a cot. That should help him out.

No he was bullshitting about being a neighbor to distract me so he could slip by and out of the house. This house was abandoned for a few years before I got it and was cleaned to the bone. It is a rare thing that no one or no cars are here, just a fluke? I really don't know what to think besides some motherfucker was in my house. Feds put out a bullitin but wouldn't bother for fingerprints on the door knobs cause nothing is missing. This house really sucks to make secure, it's an open invitation if no one is home.

Neighbors cant see my place from their houses, kinda out there sort of in a fucked up sort of way.

The Enzo think could be the answer but I don't really have the want or need to deal with another dog. Been there did that many years ago. Hmm... wonder where my cat is...

[gunDriller]

I go to the post office and back, maybe 15 minutes, get home front door open, some brown mini van in the drive with NC plates so I think it's my buddy. NOT Some backwards ass country fuck yelling to go get johnny on the side of the house and he is my neighbor from across the road. I let him dash by and he ran to the van and almost rolled it getting down the street. He didn't take anything yet but had time enough to see they could just load and go.


and for this there should be a security product - you spray the thief, and they get a full-body outbreak of Herpes, Poison Oak, and Eczema.

with Big Boiling Itchy Zits that Drip & Exude, bloody dots arranged to spell out "THIEF" on the thief's or sprayee's forehead.

however, that is beyond the capability of early 21st century technology.


i wouldn't be surprised if Monsanto is working on something similar though.

[Cebu_4_2]

and for this there should be a security product - you spray the thief, and they get a full-body outbreak of Herpes, Poison Oak, and Eczema.

with Big Boiling Itchy Zits that Drip & Exude, bloody dots arranged to spell out "THIEF" on the thief's or sprayee's forehead.

however, that is beyond the capability of early 21st century technology.


i wouldn't be surprised if Monsanto is working on something similar though.

They do it's called GMO, they just don't have it in a dispensable spray yet.

[midnight rambler]

Show me an alarm system you can do this with?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYcQIaxiRH8

That's a fine specimen of a dog ya got there GoD.

[Ponce]

Did you leave the door open?......if they come here they would have had to give my dog a treat as a bribe to get by, hes a very cheap dog.

V

[madfranks]

Sounds like they were scoping you out - they obviously knew when you left, they just assumed you'd be gone for more than a few minutes. That's a pretty scary thing to happen to anyone, and if I were you I'd get some sort of security figured out pretty quick.

[Cebu_4_2]

Sounds like they were scoping you out - they obviously knew when you left, they just assumed you'd be gone for more than a few minutes. That's a pretty scary thing to happen to anyone, and if I were you I'd get some sort of security figured out pretty quick.

Exactly, My son said they probably have different plates to put on when they go searching. Just wont go for long, get some cameras and ALWAYS I mean ALWAYS be carrying. "Drop Biatch before you are swiss cheese" the family in van goes "oh shit" They leave. Nice little package for the locak Feds, either way holes or whole LOL.

Still adrenalineing man.