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EE_
14th June 2013, 06:24 AM
Eyeball-licking: the fetish that is making Japanese teenagers sick

The popularity of the bizarre practice, sometimes called 'worming', has been blamed for a rise in cases of conjunctivitis. And it freaks us out just to think about it

Warning: don't read this if you're eating, prone to sudden bouts of queasiness or unable to even think about Un Chien Andalou without simultaneously bursting into tears and dry-heaving. Believe me, I'm speaking from experience here.

Because this is an article about oculolinctus, an eye-licking fetish that is currently sweeping across the schools of Japan like, well, like a great big dirty bacteria-coated tongue sweeping across a horrific number of adolescent eyeballs.

Sometimes known as "worming" – which somehow makes this whole thing worse – oculolinctus is being blamed for a significant rise in Japanese cases of conjunctivitis and eye-chlamydia, which is actually a thing. It's apparently seen as a new second-base; the thing you graduate to when kissing gets boring.

The craze is thought to stem from a music video by Japanese emo band Born (there's a chance that the eyeball-licking scene was only included to distract everyone from the fact that the song sounds like it belongs on a menu screen for an EA Sports game about snowboarding from a decade ago, but at this point that's just speculation).

Tumblr, inevitably, is filling up with drawings and unnecessarily close-up photographs of the act, and YouTube is no stranger either. One theory about why it has taken off so spectacularly is down to the sheer number of nerve endings in the cornea. The eyeballs are incredibly sensitive because they need to detect grit and other small particles, and the sensation of oculolinctus is supposedly akin to that of toesucking.

Unwilling to try it myself – because my tongue isn't long enough, I don't want eye-chlamydia and just writing about this has made me retch uncontrollably – I can't tell you firsthand if that's true. Luckily, one student from the US Virgin Islands with an oculolinctus fetish has explained: "My boyfriend started licking my eyeballs years ago and I just loved it. I'm not with him any more but I still like to ask guys to lick my eyeballs ... it turns me on."

However, the dangers of oculolinctus are very real. As well as spreading pink-eye like nobody's business, there's also a risk of corneal scratching, which can lead to ulcers and blindness. Plus, there's a strong chance that you'll have to go to school the next day in an eye patch. At least with lovebites you could just throw on a poloneck jumper and be done with it.

Hopefully oculolinctus won't catch on here and will remain one of those peculiarly Japanese fads such as bagelheading (injecting saline into your forehead until it swells out of all proportion, yaeba (undergoing dental surgery to give you crooked teeth) and shippo (wearing a neurologically controlled tail that reveals your moods). Because frankly, if oculolinctus does ever make it to these shores, I'm never going to be able to look at a lychee again.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/shortcuts/2013/jun/14/eyeball-licking-fetish-japanese-teenagers-sick

EE_
14th June 2013, 06:34 AM
We wish we were only licking eyeballs here in the US...

Third-Graders Introduce Obama at LGBT Pride Event

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(video) http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-TV/2013/06/13/Third-Graders-Introduce-Obama-at-LGBT-Pride-Event

mamboni
14th June 2013, 07:13 AM
This isn't my kind of "ball licking" if you catch my drift.

PlatinumBlonde
14th June 2013, 07:24 AM
This isn't my kind of "ball licking" if you catch my drift.

TMI, babe..;-)

Cebu_4_2
14th June 2013, 07:26 AM
Don't knock it till you try it.

BrewTech
14th June 2013, 07:44 AM
Don't knock it till you try it.

No thanks. I've had contact lenses for over 20 years without a single major eye problem, and I'm not about to blow it all now!

Cebu_4_2
14th June 2013, 08:15 AM
No thanks. I've had contact lenses for over 20 years without a single major eye problem, and I'm not about to blow it all now!

Thats because of the contact cleaner. It cures pink eye in hours and any other eye prob in a day. As a matter of fact keep using the contact cleaner but not the contacts. Look up "eye charts" or "eye exercises" and lose them in a couple days. Fix your fucking eyes man, takes a couple to three days of effort.

gunDriller
14th June 2013, 11:34 AM
could be worse.

they could be letting their dogs lick their eyes.

BrewTech
14th June 2013, 12:10 PM
Thats because of the contact cleaner. It cures pink eye in hours and any other eye prob in a day. As a matter of fact keep using the contact cleaner but not the contacts. Look up "eye charts" or "eye exercises" and lose them in a couple days. Fix your fucking eyes man, takes a couple to three days of effort.

My vision is approximately 20/400

Still fixable?

Hitch
14th June 2013, 12:18 PM
My vision is approximately 20/400

Still fixable?

I was 20/400 before lasik. 20/20 immediately after. That was 13 years ago, and still think it was one of the best choices I've made.

gunDriller
14th June 2013, 02:41 PM
I was 20/400 before lasik. 20/20 immediately after. That was 13 years ago, and still think it was one of the best choices I've made.

if you knew hundreds of people who had been disabled by LASIK, you would realize how lucky you are, so far.

to get a more comprehensive understanding, read websites like
http://www.lasikdecision.com/
http://lifeafterlasik.com/

i've seen LASIK clinical trials falsified by removing the patients with the bad outcomes.

madfranks
14th June 2013, 02:47 PM
Without even reading the OP, letting someone lick your eye sounds dangerous. Just think of all the bacteria living in your mouth and you want to rub it all over your eye? Nasty!

gunDriller
14th June 2013, 03:08 PM
Without even reading the OP, letting someone lick your eye sounds dangerous. Just think of all the bacteria living in your mouth and you want to rub it all over your eye? Nasty!

my parents had airedale terriers, a fox terrier, and one Mexican feral dog.

the Mexican dog adopted them when they were on vacation in Mexico. it was really smart - it figured out what chair was their chair, at the Mexican resort, then buried itself in the sand to hide from the Mexican lifeguards whose job it was to chase the dogs away.

so they adopted "Perrito", and he was my favorite dog of all the dogs they had.

BUT Perrito had one survival habit. Perrito ate anything, including dog poop. the site of him scarfing down dog poop was enough to keep any sane person from going into eyeball-licking mode.

Cebu_4_2
14th June 2013, 04:20 PM
My vision is approximately 20/400

Still fixable?

No man that's really Fukt! That's about the same as mine after drinking for like 3 or 4 days straight. Tried sobriety but decided that I'm really not a quitter.

BrewTech
14th June 2013, 04:49 PM
No man that's really Fukt! That's about the same as mine after drinking for like 3 or 4 days straight. Tried sobriety but decided that I'm really not a quitter.

At least you have the option available... my profession doesn't allow me to quit... I'd get fired! :D

osoab
14th June 2013, 07:00 PM
At least you have the option available... my profession doesn't allow me to quit... I'd get fired! :D


Keep bragging... :D

EE_
14th June 2013, 07:18 PM
Back on topic

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltdcznS9eN1qgbxo2o1_500.jpg

zap
14th June 2013, 10:40 PM
Gross, I keep thinking about one of those rabbis... hell , with those herpes you'd die? ( or go blind ) ?

gunDriller
15th June 2013, 06:46 AM
Gross, I keep thinking about one of those rabbis... hell , with those herpes you'd die? ( or go blind ) ?

= viral conjunctivitis.

treat-able, and best attended to quickly.

which means paying a doctor $200+ for an appointment for a $15 bottle of anti-viral compound.


"Tobramycin" comes to mind, but i think that's for bacterial conjunctivitis.

Twisted Titan
15th June 2013, 07:21 AM
Its been medically documented that your @$$ is cleaner then your mouth when it comes to amount of bacteria that reside at each region

Cebu_4_2
15th June 2013, 11:11 AM
http://youtu.be/6dM0-yd_t2o

http://youtu.be/6dM0-yd_t2o

gunDriller
15th June 2013, 12:41 PM
Its been medically documented that your @$$ is cleaner then your mouth when it comes to amount of bacteria that reside at each region

if your name is Michael Douglas, your mouth may even have a few extra viri.